White House Gate Crasher

The White House is a house. So let’s see what the Bible says about houses. From Proverbs chapter 3:

The LORD's curse is on the house of the wicked, but he blesses the dwelling of the righteous. 
Toward the scorners he is scornful, but to the humble he gives favor. 

Ah. Okay. The Lord’s curse is on the White House. But what exactly is God’s curse? Barack Obama! Obama is his own curse. Liberals destroy themselves by their own liberalism.

God doesn’t need to swoop down out of heaven with a catastrophe to destroy those who rise up against him. You who rebel against God destroy yourselves by your own rebellion.

To see how a godless liberal such as Obama can destroy himself, look at the recent incident where Omar Gonzalez got into the White House.

courageous restraint

Warfare is an inescapable part of the world God created. Your only two options regarding war is to win or lose. But Obama thought it was awful that American soldiers would engage in combat successfully. So he wanted to offer a military award for courageous restraint. You know, as an incentive to lose.

So that’s Obama’s standard of valor? Courageous restraint?

If so, Obama needs to commend all the Secret Service agents who did nothing to stop the gate-hopping interloper! Did the Secret Service director praise the courageous restraint shown by multiple layers of her White House security team?

Victoria’s Secret service

Liberals insist there is no difference between men and woman. Science told them. Obama, seizing upon that sentiment, proclaimed that Republicans wage a war against women.

So Obama, to meet his standard of fairness should have equal numbers of female Secret Service agents as male, right?

I don’t know how many females there are at the secret service. But there was at least one at the White House that day. I know that because the crazy guy bowled her over.

That’s what happens when a man, who on average is bigger and stronger than a female, crashes into a female.

Life is sexist.

And finally let me ask Obama something. What right do you have to exclude this dreamer from the White House? You didn’t build that!

Besides, Gonzales is a small scale illegal alien. After arriving in the White House, the gate crasher should immediately recieve the same rights and privileges as the current residents.

ironic destruction

The Bible says to “give honor to whom honor is due.” We Americans honor our military for keeping us safe. Likewise we honor the Secret Service for keeping the president safe. They both deserve to do their job unencumbered by liberal fantasies!

When Liberal fantasize of a reality without God, reality crashes down on them. God doesn’t even need to lift a finger.

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