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The Difference Between Trump and Romney

Donald trump debate tweet

Donald Trump dictates the debate terms.

Guys, Donald Trump sent out a tweet last week that pretty much summed up the difference between him and Mitt Romney. Donald Trump said, “The @GOP should not agree to the ridiculous debate terms that @CNBC is asking unless there is a major benefit to the party.” Read more

My Critique of Jon Stewart. He’s no Limbaugh.

Guys, so many people are saying so many things about Jon Stewart’s departure from the Daily Show that I need to chime in. But first I got to say that I’ve barely watched the show. I don’t have tv let alone cable.

Here’s my critique. Calm down. Jon Stewart is not that amazing. Rush Limbaugh does what Stewart tries to do but much better. And Limbaugh has been doing it since the late 80’s. Limbaugh even had a television show that if you watched clips would make you think that the Daily Show looked to for “inspiration.” Read more

Robin Williams was an Actor

Robin Williams was an actor. I’m not sure you guys know that based on your response to his suicide last week.

On Facebook lots of people posted a picture of the Genie hugging Aladdin. Aw, isn’t that a nice farewell? Except the Genie was a creation by Disney artisans. Robin Williams just lent his voice to the movie project. Robin Williams was an actor.

Some people updated their status with an “Oh Captain, my Captain,” quote from Dead Peots Scociety where he inspired a classroom by saying:

"To quote from Whitman, ‘That you are here – that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.’

What will your verse be?"

Wow. Such an intellectual mind must have suffered deep torment to finailly kill itself, right? I mean, just read that quote! Doesn’t it give you goose bumps?

The problem is that this quote didn’t come from the mind of Robin Williams. It was crafted by screenwriter Tom Schulman. Robin Williams read those lines from the script in the movie because Robin Williams was an actor.

Speaking of toubled minds, how about the picture of Robin Williams and Matt Damon sitting on a bench in Boston’s Public Garden? No caption was needed for an image so poignant. If he could help that troubled math genius through the tribulations of his life, why couldn’t he help himself out of suicidal depression?

Guys, it’s because he was an actor. He wan’t really a professionally liscenced psychologist. You don’t think that Matt Damon was a math genius, do you?

Right now some people have had it and they’re like, “Jimmy, we know he was an actor! We loved him for the joy he brought us. Why do you have to bad-mouth the greatest comedic genius of our time?”

What? I’m not bad-mouthing John Candy! I’m talking about Robin Williams.

What I’m getting at is that our perception of reality is messed up.

Perception Deception

Man, who lives in a conceptual world, has always appreciated art inasmuch his leisure time afforded him. The problem is that our leisure time has taken over our whole lives. Thus, what was formerly an avocation called culture has morphed into an all-encompassing entertainment complex called pop culture.

Pop culture is so vivid and the sensory experience so realistic that we all think we actually knew Robin Willams.

Maybe Robin Williams lived his whole life in deep seated agony and depression. But when the director hollered “Action,” he sprung into character as a rambunctious whilrwind of jokes and impersonations.

We never saw him or knew him after the director said, “Cut, and that’s a wrap.” But there was this guy Robin Williams we all new and to us that man never wasn’t Robin Williams.

The number one suicide prevention factor is other people. But what happens when everwhere he went other people expected the Robin Williams to be Robin Williams? How can you be sad when everyone thinks you’re the Genie? How can you suffer emotionally when everyone thinks you’re the professor or psychologist, or a never-ending ball of pure joyful energy?

What happens when everybody loves you but nobody will give you work? What happens in the cruel business of show business when the young bucks running the studios now-a-days tell you how much they love you but the market’s just not there for another Robin Williams character? (They’re all kind of the same.)

If the whole world knows Robin Williams but doesn’t know Robin Williams where can Robin Williams go where he isn’t Robin Williams?

Perhaps in his mind it wasn’t suicide. Maybe he thought it’s time to lower the curtain on Robin Williams. The act’s over. He no longer had to play the role of Robin Williams.

The Powerful Play Must End

I believe the antidote for depression is reality, not a pill. I firmly believe all these pills they want us to pop shelter us from reality and therefore amplify suicidal tendencies.

The Robin Williams suicide tore a hole in the illusion our nation lives under. It showed a little piece of reality that we could not handle, so we popped some pills to escape the terrible emotions that this life under the sun deals us.

Russell Brand, in an essay, spoke for an entire generation of the disillusioned when he blamed the world for killing Robin Williams, the actor. He didn’t blame Robin Williams, the man.

Then he went on to denounce Fox News, who relay images of a reality he wants to avoid. And defiantly, he would celebrate Robin Williams, the actor, by watching Mrs. Doubtfire, a role that Robin Williams, the man, absolutely dreaded reviving.

The Tragic News Media

I heard a newscaster say Robin Williams suffered, a “tragic, unexpected death.” It wasn’t tragic. Neither fate nor chance dealt him death. He did. Death was exactly what he expected when he wrapped the belt around his neck.

Yet his death was unexpected. To them. The newscasters were incredulous that a comedian would be depressed and suicidal because they’re in the same business. The news media, together with Hollywood, and the advertisers of Madison Avenue are in the business of altering your perception of reality.

The Media sets out every day all day to alter your view of reality. Yet they ironically are so gullible as to believe the lies of their sister industries.

“How in the world could the Genie from Aladdin be depressed and suicidal?” They wonder.

I don’t know, news media. How could the foods that human beings been eating for all human history be killing us? Yet every day you’d have us believe that fat, salt, cholesterol, and now gluten are bad.

How could we call what gay men do to eachother in bed “love?” Yet that’s the perception you want America to have.

How is it that conservative Christians are the mean-spirited, hate-filled racists when it’s Islam beheading, murdering, and committing genocide all across the globe?

But you ignore that because the real reality ruins the illusion you’re hypnotyzing America to perceive.

What I’m pointing out is not inconsequential. Suicidal people choose to ultimately avoid reality rather than face it. Our whole nation is committing suicide rather than face reality.

When the United States of America elected Barack Obama they thought they were electing a movie character played by Will Smith. But the reality is that this despicable man is an enemy of the state and a traitor to our land. And we’d rather face the back side of curtains than face that fact.

Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? (Answer: Liberals.)

who cares if Michael sam is gay

Who cares if Michael Sam is Gay? Civil rights leaders such as the hosts of “Men on Films” do. *snap snap snap*

So an openly gay man is going to play in the NFL. Yawn! Can you let me know when the NFL drafts a woman?

A lot of people wonder: Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? Does it make a difference if an NFL player is gay?

Well, let’s not pretend a gay man hasn’t been on a 53 man roster at some point in the league’s history. But Michael Sam stands poised to become the first openly gay man. Unless a current player comes out of the closet before the draft, of course.

Rush Limbaugh even posed the question. Why do liberals make such a big deal of Michael Sam? And yesterday he asked it like a riddle. Why do liberals make a political issue out of homosexuality?

I’ll answer that question just like I did last week concerning the push for amnesty. It’s because the liberals, the democrats, and yes, even your president, all hate God.

You see, gay marriage has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with gender. God created gender and marriage. Liberals, prompted by their hatred for God, struggle to erase the distinctions between man and woman and in so doing, rid the fingerprints of God from creation.

Gay marriage in one fell swoop desecrates marriage and obliterates gender.

Gay marriage has nothing to do with sex.

To prove this point let’s evaluate the claim that marriage discriminates against gays.

If that were true, when I went to marry Denise, the New York State court clerk would have required us to prove neither of us were gay before she granted our marriage license. As it was, we just applied as bride and groom. In fact, she didn’t even ask who was the bride and who was the groom.

Gay marriage doesn’t discriminate against straights either. When two men apply for their marriage license at Boston city hall, they are not required to prove their homosexuality. Good thing. It’s tough enough walking through that nightmarish building without seeing gay public displays of affection.

All gay marriage does is abolish the legal acknowledgement of gender. But why?

Look at page one of the Bible. What refrain is repeated on day 6 of creation? “Male and female, he created them.” Do you see that God created gender? Every creature that swims, flies, or crawls on the earth is either male or female.

God took special steps to create man. Then from him took extra ordinary steps to make woman. She’s the jewel of creation. The union between man and his woman is described this way: “For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and the two will become one flesh.”

Marriage. What a thing of mysterious beauty. It’s God who set Love in motion. Who can be against it?

Liberals. They hate it. It’s unequal and therefore unfair.

Why should it be that only a man and a woman can have such deep, spiritual, intimate union? Why can’t two men or two women? Following this delusion, liberals hijack our government and direct it full steam against the brick wall of God’s reality.

God is unfair.

If men and woman are different and unequal things are unfair, then God in creating gender is unfair.

But wait, it gets worse. Ever hear the phrase “the weaker sex?” It comes from the Bible. In Peter’s first epistle. Open your eyes to the fact that men are stronger than women.

What is the best, most incontrovertible example of this inequality of strength between man and woman?

Women in the NFL.

No women play in the NFL. No woman has ever played in the NFL. No woman ever will.

The physical demands of the job lay light years beyond what a woman is physically capable of enduring.

Could a woman play football? I mean, yea, uhh, I guess. She could hold a football and run with it. But each roster spot in the NFL pays at minimum $285,000. With all the millions of dollars at stake and the chance to achieve athletic glory and acclaim, the men who play in the NFL are the cream of the cream of all athletes in the world — and even human history.

And the women are on the sideline cheering them on.

Consider Sebastian Vollmer. 6’8″ 320 lbs. 37″ standing vertical leap. He benched 225 lbs 32 times on Pro Day. Originally from Germany, he emigrated to the USA to ultimately play for the New England Patriots. He has a base salary of $17 million over the next four years playing in the NFL.

With that kind of money, where’s the 320 lb woman vying for his job? Well, if a chick weighs that much, she isn’t doing much jumping. The only thing she’s pressing is ham paninis.

Is there some grand conspiracy to keep women out of the NFL? Yes. And the conspirator is sitting on a throne in heaven.

The Super Bowl championship for Liberals would be for a woman to play in the NFL. But the nature of reality keeps defeating their delusional aspirations time after time after time.

So they are left holding a consolation prize. An AFC championship of sorts.

An openly gay player in the NFL. Is that remarkable? Yes. But is it a championship victory? No. Sam is not a woman, he’s just a gay man.

Liberals are the Buffalo Bills of undermining God’s creation.

Why Do Republicans Push For Amnesty?

This week, if you listened to Rush Limbaugh, you heard him in agony, befuddled the question: Why do republicans push for amnesty? They are committing political suicide by pushing for amnesty! Guys, I can explain why. It’s because of He who lends Limbaugh his talent. God-dddddddddd.

Specifically, the Republicans push for amnesty to reject their association with God.

Don’t get the connection? You will by the end of this post. But first you need to understand the sociological and spiritual context of the USA.

Barack Obama hates God. And the Democrats rebel against God and everything he stands for. Now the problem with rebelling against God is that he’s too far away and too invisible to attack. So the ungodly are left to attack those who in their minds stand for God. And in the Democrats’ case, Republicans stand for God.

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, you’ve jumped the shark. There’s no way the Republican buffoons are any thing like God.”

Yea, in real life they are not like God. But we’re not talking about IRL. We’re talking about the delusional minds of liberals.

The liberals imagine a straw man Republican. This filthy rich, white, obese man even looks like a pig in his dapper pinstriped suit. He lights huge cigars with wads of cash and laughs through the smoke, slapping the back of his rich power broker friends, recalling how they swindled the poor to line their own pockets.

To top it all off this jerk married a woman, got her pregnant, and didn’t give her the choice whether to carry it to term or not. Jerk.

Do you see how the straw man Republican puts a pejorative spin on God’s attributes? God is powerful. All powerful in fact. God is rich. He owns everything. God is successful. Even when they tried to kill his son, he used it to victory. Furthermore he rigged this world so that he alone has the secret plan for success. The Bible.

And to top it all off, God made woman to bear children. That is the greatest unfairness of all.

This is why when Obama decreed that woman shouldn’t pay for birth control, the Democrats took it as a slam against the Republicans. In real life, what does birth control have to do with the Republican Party? Nothing. But in the delusional mind of Democrats, it was a direct hit against God, represented by successful white men, on behalf of women, who unfairly get pregnant.

Don’t like what I’m saying? Neither do the Republicans. They don’t want to suffer the scorn of the ungodly. They yearn for a political system of cordial, honorable cooperation. Even when they are at odds with the Democrats, they want to swirl whiskey with them when the dust settles. They want to win the esteem of their opposition, like gentlemen on the 18th century battlefield, who shake hands and congratulate each other for a gallant fight.

They don’t care to win. If the Democrats are ice cream, they just want to be a different flavor. All that matters is that the juvenile in this country scream for them too. And invite them to star-studded galas. And speak glowingly of them on the evening news. And broadcast puff pieces about them on the E! Entertainment news after that. Oh, and that TMZ would lay off them.

The Republican’s problem is that the ungodly will never esteem God. So they wonder, “How can we shake this ‘God’ reputation we have and shift it to the Tea Party?”

And here’s how they do it. God is a God of Law. The Bible is full of rules. Life is full of rules that God wrote. The whole universe operates on rules, created by God to order everything. This extends from the highest heavens to the earth, to our society and personal lives. Law.

In our country, the essence of law is to be a citizen. Illegal aliens defy the law just by the nature of their existence. To advocate for amnesty would be to pass a law against Law, and so annihilate justice on behalf of “fairness.”

When the Republicans say they want amnesty they are saying they want the praise of Democrats above the honor of God. They want the will of man above the Law of God.

Amnesty is the death blow to their symbolic representation of God.

God doesn’t need to kill the Republican Party for denying him. By giving them what they want, they kill themselves.

“Like a muddied spring or polluted fountain is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked.” Proverbs 25:26

What is the meaning of life?

Guys, I pretty much just figured out the meaning of life. I’ve figured out the purpose of us being here. The question, “Why are we here? What’s the meaning of life?”

I just figured out the answer.

The meaning of life is to Read more