Guys, there’s a problem with the sound for the first few seconds of this video. But anyways, Jick comes up big again. What can I say except good boy!
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Guys, my dog Jick joined me to make a BOLD prediction about the New England Patriots game against the Buffalo Bills.
The keys to the game? Gronk in motion.
If Gronk lines up on the left side of the line, then before the snap, Gronk should go in motion to the right side of the line. That creates confusion on the Buffalo Bills Defense. How are they going to adjust? What are all three guys that Rex Ryan put on Gronk going to do?
See how great the plan is? Go in motion!
Or just flex out wide. I don’t care.
ESPN implicitly admitted that there’s nothing to Deflategate. Finally! In an article by Don Van Natta Jr. and Seth Wickersham, titled Spygate to Deflategate: Inside what split the NFL and Patriots apart, they claim the NFL tried to over-punish the Patriots in Deflategate to compensate for under-punishing them in Spygate.
You know, like how a referee might make a bad call for one team to make up for a bad call against their opponent.
Thank you, gentlemen, for taking a step in the right direction. This whole football inflation charade went on long enough. I’m glad you’re putting it behind you. I’m sorry you reverted right back to Spygate, but maybe now we can stop acting sanctimonious about football psi.
Now I want to confess something too. Yes, the Patriots do cheat. And there’s one way specifically that Tom Brady cheats. Deflategate unjustly punished the Patriots and targeted Tom Brady for the reasons I will explain. Read more
So an openly gay man is going to play in the NFL. Yawn! Can you let me know when the NFL drafts a woman?
A lot of people wonder: Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? Does it make a difference if an NFL player is gay?
Well, let’s not pretend a gay man hasn’t been on a 53 man roster at some point in the league’s history. But Michael Sam stands poised to become the first openly gay man. Unless a current player comes out of the closet before the draft, of course.
Rush Limbaugh even posed the question. Why do liberals make such a big deal of Michael Sam? And yesterday he asked it like a riddle. Why do liberals make a political issue out of homosexuality?
I’ll answer that question just like I did last week concerning the push for amnesty. It’s because the liberals, the democrats, and yes, even your president, all hate God.
You see, gay marriage has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with gender. God created gender and marriage. Liberals, prompted by their hatred for God, struggle to erase the distinctions between man and woman and in so doing, rid the fingerprints of God from creation.
Gay marriage in one fell swoop desecrates marriage and obliterates gender.
Gay marriage has nothing to do with sex.
To prove this point let’s evaluate the claim that marriage discriminates against gays.
If that were true, when I went to marry Denise, the New York State court clerk would have required us to prove neither of us were gay before she granted our marriage license. As it was, we just applied as bride and groom. In fact, she didn’t even ask who was the bride and who was the groom.
Gay marriage doesn’t discriminate against straights either. When two men apply for their marriage license at Boston city hall, they are not required to prove their homosexuality. Good thing. It’s tough enough walking through that nightmarish building without seeing gay public displays of affection.
All gay marriage does is abolish the legal acknowledgement of gender. But why?
Look at page one of the Bible. What refrain is repeated on day 6 of creation? “Male and female, he created them.” Do you see that God created gender? Every creature that swims, flies, or crawls on the earth is either male or female.
God took special steps to create man. Then from him took extra ordinary steps to make woman. She’s the jewel of creation. The union between man and his woman is described this way: “For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and the two will become one flesh.”
Marriage. What a thing of mysterious beauty. It’s God who set Love in motion. Who can be against it?
Liberals. They hate it. It’s unequal and therefore unfair.
Why should it be that only a man and a woman can have such deep, spiritual, intimate union? Why can’t two men or two women? Following this delusion, liberals hijack our government and direct it full steam against the brick wall of God’s reality.
God is unfair.
If men and woman are different and unequal things are unfair, then God in creating gender is unfair.
But wait, it gets worse. Ever hear the phrase “the weaker sex?” It comes from the Bible. In Peter’s first epistle. Open your eyes to the fact that men are stronger than women.
What is the best, most incontrovertible example of this inequality of strength between man and woman?
Women in the NFL.
No women play in the NFL. No woman has ever played in the NFL. No woman ever will.
The physical demands of the job lay light years beyond what a woman is physically capable of enduring.
Could a woman play football? I mean, yea, uhh, I guess. She could hold a football and run with it. But each roster spot in the NFL pays at minimum $285,000. With all the millions of dollars at stake and the chance to achieve athletic glory and acclaim, the men who play in the NFL are the cream of the cream of all athletes in the world — and even human history.
And the women are on the sideline cheering them on.
Consider Sebastian Vollmer. 6’8″ 320 lbs. 37″ standing vertical leap. He benched 225 lbs 32 times on Pro Day. Originally from Germany, he emigrated to the USA to ultimately play for the New England Patriots. He has a base salary of $17 million over the next four years playing in the NFL.
With that kind of money, where’s the 320 lb woman vying for his job? Well, if a chick weighs that much, she isn’t doing much jumping. The only thing she’s pressing is ham paninis.
Is there some grand conspiracy to keep women out of the NFL? Yes. And the conspirator is sitting on a throne in heaven.
The Super Bowl championship for Liberals would be for a woman to play in the NFL. But the nature of reality keeps defeating their delusional aspirations time after time after time.
So they are left holding a consolation prize. An AFC championship of sorts.
An openly gay player in the NFL. Is that remarkable? Yes. But is it a championship victory? No. Sam is not a woman, he’s just a gay man.
Liberals are the Buffalo Bills of undermining God’s creation.
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