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The Worldwide Travel Alert will soon change to a Stateside Travel Alert

Seal of the United States Department of State

Today the United States Department of State issued a blanket warning to all Americans traveling anywhere over the world. Due to terrorism abroad, travelers should exercise caution. The Worldwide Travel Alert states:

The State Department alerts U.S. citizens to possible risks of travel due to increased terrorist threats. Current information suggests that ISIL (aka Da’esh), al-Qa’ida, Boko Haram, and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions. These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics, using conventional and non-conventional weapons and targeting both official and private interests. This Travel Alert expires on February 24, 2016.


So I got a question.

How long will it be before the United States issues a travel advisory for Americans traveling domestically? Read more

What Will Happen When ISIS Beheads Americans In America?

What happens when ISIS starts beheading Americans in America? Answer: The same thing that happened when ISIS beheaded Americans abroad. Nothing. Read more

Moses Plague Against America

Guys, today in church Pastor Daniel preached from Exodus about Moses’s plagues against Egypt. He said that each plague attacked a particular Egyptian deity.

God mocked the gods of Egypt in whom they took pride. God showed off his power and proved their gods powerless.

And of course that got me thinking about who is America’s god because it sure isn’t the great I AM. Whoever is America’s god certainly needs to prepare for a plague. God will mock that god’s power and ironically destroy it.

So who is America’s god?

Truck question. What is America’s god.

Americans don’t believe in god. Science disproved god. Whoever believes in god just believes in a nice superstition that makes them feel better. The mistaken concept of god is just there to make people better, more obedient citizens.

Since there really is no difference between all these gods who don’t exist, we need to tolerate all religions. And the best way to tolerate all religions is to desecrate the Christian one.

And there we have it. America’s god isn’t a god. It is a concept called Multiculturalism.Can’t we all just get along?

Shouldn’t we thank the one God of the Bible for richly blessing us here on this continent? It’s by his divine providence we survived to this point. Shouldn’t we look to his scripture for wisdom? After all, it’s his word which guided our forefathers.

We should. But we don’t. We tell a lie that all religions are equal and should be tolerated equally. That’s what multiculturalism demands.

The Almighty God in heaven laughs.

Okay. If tolerance is your utmost ideal, let’s see it save you from ISIS. Let’s see how well you can reason with brute beasts guided by the animalistic religion of Islam. You put the prophet Mohamed on equal footing with Jesus, the anointed one? Watch his followers feet trample your necks.

There will be blood in America’s streets spilled by Islam! Watch and see the blood flow. One stream meets another and another until there is a river of blood.

Then, will you cry out, “Can’t we all just get along?” And will that silly question change Islam’s mind? Your destruction is it’s explicitly stated goal. A roadside bomb destroys a COEXIST bumper sticker as well as any other.

America, your plague is Islam. Let’s see if your God multiculturalism is mighty to save.

He who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord holds them in derision.
Then he will speak to them in his wrath, and terrify them in his fury, saying,
“As for me, I have set my King on Zion, my holy hill.”
Psalm 2:4

Why Doesn’t Obama have a Strategy for ISIS?

A lot of people were perplexed when Barack Obama said he didn’t have a strategy to deal with ISIS. I mean, he’s the president of the United States of America! It’s preposterous to think he couldn’t come up with something like a targeted air strike, or flash grenades, or a punitive school lunch program.

Guys, I can explain why he has no strategy. I can also explain why you are incredulous.

I wasn’t surprised when he said he didn’t have a strategy. In fact, I predicted this. He’s a liberal. The massive stumbling block to liberals is evil men.

But you were surprised for the same reason you were surprised Robin Williams offed himself. You bought into the perception of Barack Obama. Simply put, you thought he was a tough but ineffably cool character played by Will Smith.

So when ISIS committed atrocious crimes, you were ready for a rousing battle cry like Obama gave before he stormed the alien spacecraft that destroyed the White House in the movie Independence Day. Instead Barack Obama as played by Barack Obama spoke from the podium like a liberal who had been mugged. Not Will Smith.

To talk about a strategy, you need to first define the goal. If Obama’s goal was to destroy ISIS, he has myriad military options. He could send the Marines, Army, Air Force, or Navy Seals to engage the enemy. If cost was a concern, we could arm them with surplus raisins from the Department of Education.

This is the friggin’ United States Military! Make no mistake about it. They would pulverize ISIS. Soon the black flag of Islam would lay smoldering on the ground as the Star-Spangled Banner would proudly wave over the sands of Iraq.

And that’s the problem.

Obama’s goal is not to destroy an Islamic fighting force. When Old Glory rises above the flag of Islam in battle, that elevates a Christian country above an Islamic state. In the specious mind of simpletons such as Obama, that elevates Christianity above Islam.

History proves that Christianity is far superior to Islam. After the red flag of Islam rose above the fallen Constantinople, it all when downhill for the Prophet Mohammed’s followers. We Christians got revenge the best way. By living well.

So while Christians put sophisticated aircraft into flight, such as a Beoing 747, Muslim terrorists use primitive weapons such as box cutters to crash them out of the sky.

Islam fails. History documents Islam’s continued failure. The way of Jesus Christ succeeds beyond any expectation in any genetic pool it’s added. And to Barack Obama, that’s not fair!

Barack Obama doesn’t rule according to justice. He governs by holding up the standard of fairness. America demonstrates the Bible’s superior wisdom. That’s not fair to the Koran.

So he will not elevate America above Islam. He acts vengefully against America in order to humble it before Islam. That’s the essence of Islam. Submission.

Barack Obama’s goal with ISIS is to avoid war. So it’s no surprise that he has no strategy to achieve this goal. ISIS are brute animals. What form of diplomacy can you send to negotiate with rabid animals?

I predict it will come to light that the White House send emmisaries to negotiate terms of peace with ISIS, promising to appease them with money, land, oil rights, or formal statehood. But the outreach failed. ISIS’s goal is destruction and domination. There’s no room for compromise.

One last thing.

Obama is a liberal. So naturally he’s supposed to be against war categorically. That’s why the Nobel Committee awarded him the peace prize before his inauguration. And I explained before, he avoids war generally, which leads to more war.

Remember the ironic head bomp of God’s judgement. Obama has ironically started more wars after winning the world’s formost prize for peacemaking.

Obama’s White House overthrew Mormar Qudaffi in Lybia. And in Syria, he was prepared to act directly to overthrow Assad because of WMDs. So he’s certainly not categorically against war.

But what can we say about every military action he’s taken or not taken? In each instance it’s been to the benefit of hardcore Muslims.

Qudaffi was nominally Muslim but overall secular. Assad and Mubarack the same way. When the people of Iran rose against Macmood Amadenigab demanding moderation of Islamic rule, Obama did nothing.

I think the weapons ISIS wields were supplied by Obama. First in Lybia then in Syria.

It’s no surprise Obama says he has no strategy to deal with ISIS. The roof is falling in on him and the walls crumble around him. There’s not even time to sprint for a door.

Jesus said:

Why do you call me ‘Lord, Lord,’ and not do what I tell you?

Everyone who comes to me and hears my words and does them, I will show you what he is like: he is like a man building a house, who dug deep and laid the foundation on the rock. And when a flood arose, the stream broke against that house and could not shake it, because it had been well built. But the one who hears and does not do them is like a man who built a house on the ground without a foundation. When the stream broke against it, immediately it fell, and the ruin of that house was great.

What Happens When Isis Gets Fighter Jets?

Guys, I got a couple questions. Do fighter pilots wear boots? And what happens when ISIS gets fighter jets?

The reason I ask this is because when ISIS began its Islamic conquest, President Barack Obama dismissed them as the Junior-Varsity team. He ruled out military action. He said, “We will not put boots on the ground.”

Then as ISIS gained a major foothold, the world’s attention turned to its horrific violence and genocide. Obama was forced to do something. So he sent some American military advisers into Iraq. His motivation was simply to maintain an appearance of leadership. He doesn’t care about Justice.

Then a reporter accidentally asked an honest question. “Do these advisers count as boots on the ground?”

“No, no, no. He meant combat boots on the ground. These advisors wear advisors boots,” to paraphrase Obama spokesmen.

The distinction was important to Obama because Obama is a liberal. He does not believe in evil, so ISIS is not evil. They are just misunderstood. What’s evil to a liberal is war. And combat boots imply war.

So Obama’s battle is not to confront and destroy ISIS, who are evil. Obama’s battle is avoid war. America cannot put combat boots on the ground unless Obama admits defeat on his war against war.

In a War Against War, War Wins.

The first setback in Obama’s war against war is that ISIS killers ran unchecked without some sort of physical military action. So Obama insisted Iraqis fight against ISIS. Wow! What bold leadership! But his mere insistence didn’t motivate Iraqi security forces to charge into battle.

The onus fell on us, so Obama ordered American aircraft to strike ISIS targets on the ground.

So that leads to my first question. What kind of boots do fighter pilots wear? Should I rent Top Gun and look at Tom Cruise’s feet? I think they are black leather boots. Yet somehow these are not combat boots to Obama.

How does Obama have no qualms about ordering airstrikes yet insist we are not engaging in combat? Is it just because the pilots’ boots don’t touch the ground?

No. It’s because the superiority of American airpower renders casualties unlikely. President Birth Control hates risk. Airstrikes allow Obama to do something militarily against ISIS without risking responsibility for casualties.

Just like Pontius Pilot said, “Hey, I don’t want blood on my hands,” Obama performs some mental gymnastics to absolve himself from the responsibility of blood.

Does he actually stop the bloodshed? NO! There is blood flowing in the streets of Mosul. There is blood of Christians crying out to God in the sands of the desert. Obama cannot have any war blood on his hands.

To stop the evil bloodshed in Iraq, we’d need to use our military might. But you liberals gnash your teeth at me for saying that. I’m the bad guy for suggesting war. Not ISIS for waging it.

So that leads me to the next question. What happens when ISIS gets fighter jets? Now I know our Air Force is light years beyond anyone else. However, just to have suicidal Muslims flying Mach 3 poses a threat to our jets. That threat means risk to our airmen.

Again, I doubt that ISIS jets would land a single bullet on an American aircraft. But just to have a Jihadi engage an American in a dogfight would transform that American pilot’s boots into combat boots.

And what would Obama do then? The Nobel Peace Prize winner will have ordered military action that resulted in war.

Look, I don’t want ISIS to get fighter jets. That’s why we need to annihilate them now. The problem is Obama will avoid war until we are annihilated.

#Isis And #Ferguson

Good news, guys. We don’t need to send military forces into Iraq because all the refuges fleeing ISIS have fled into neighboring countries. Or they have been killed. But if they’re dead, then we don’t need to save them!

That’s the gist of the press conference President Barack Obama gave last week on why the coward won’t act on behalf of Justice and stop the conquest of Iraq by ISIS.

Before we got a chance to mull over the inanity of Obama’s cowardly logic, he segued into an angry rant about the police shooting in Ferguson, Missouri. Why did he do that? What connection is there in reality or his mind between ISIS and Ferguson?

Obama’s conscious reason for mentioning Ferguson is to draw international attention to the event.

All the world has been watching with trepidation as ISIS gained power in Iraq through Obama’s surrender. And as much as foreigners hate to admit it, they need the hegemony of American firepower to keep them safe. So they secretly hoped that America would do its job and police the world according to the standard of Justice.

Unfortunately for people who like their heads connected to their bodies, Obama claimed no action was needed. Why? Because it wasn’t as bad as it could be.

Fortunately for Obama the whole world was watching. So he seized the opportunity to open his mouth and breath out lies in order to sow discord among Americans. His deciet cloaked an inner desire that black hands would shed innocent whites’ blood.

His wicked heart schemed that in the chaos caused by racial strife, he could gain power. He has been waiting on the golf course for just this opportunity.

“We Got One!” Valerie Jarrett yells like Janine from Ghostbusters. And Obama’s feet were quick to rush to evil.

Since he gains power by racial strife, he magnifies that power by attracting the world’s attention. You see, the coward can’t stand by principles such as justice. He’s a scoundrel who hides behind the accusation of racism.

So as accusations of racism fly through the air like withering fire on the battle field, he uses that as cover fire, to plunder the authority and power that does not belonging to him.

Hey world, look at Ferguson, not ISIS.

The myth of an innocent black youth victimized by a racist cop makes sense to foreigners. The only things they know about American life come from through three sources: Hollywood, the NBA, and rap music. Notice a common theme?

The French are like, “Bonjour Jaques, did you hear about les nigérs in le USA rioting?”

“Oui, Jean Luc. America did not learn it’s lesson from le movie Green Mile.

The Germans are like, “Gustaf, did you know President Obama spoke of blacks burning down the shops?”

“Ja, Hans, ja! The Policemen probobly cut off the black boy’s Kinder Eggs like in ze movie Mississippi Burning.

Racism normally puts Americans into a defensive position. But with international attention, authority figures in Missouri will be more likely to make back room deals with black blackmailers such as Eric Holder just to make the problem, “go away.”

The wicked accepts a bribe in secret to pervert the ways of justice.

Proverbs 17:23

The standard by which Obama rules is not justice. It is fairness. The cause of fairness requires the perversion of justice and the suppression of truth.

So when international agencies scrutinize our policing tactics for human rights violations, that helps Obama’s cause. It’s only fair we submit to the United Nations.

Never mind the fact we created the United Nations to plausibly mettle in other counties’ affairs. Now it’s our turn to have our dirty laundry inspected. That’s what’s fair!

And our enemies pile on, mockingly admonishing us not to violate human rights. Obama snickers along with them.

Do you see the subconscious connection between ISIS and Furgeson? Injustice.

Justice demands we act in Iraq, but Obama says we won’t. Justice demands we wait for the truth in Ferguson then act accordingly. Obama demands we act immediately to punish white cops.

Injustice is the common theme in all of Obama’s actions. Vengeance is his goal. Since ISIS did nothing against him personally or any group he identifies with, he takes no action.

Since that press conference I mentioned, an unarmed American was killed by some Muslim cops. His name was Jim Foley. I recommend that Obama send Eric Holder over there to convene a grand jury to investigate. Meanwhile let us go down there and loot some Syrian convenience stores!