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Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? (Answer: Liberals.)

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Who cares if Michael Sam is Gay? Civil rights leaders such as the hosts of “Men on Films” do. *snap snap snap*

So an openly gay man is going to play in the NFL. Yawn! Can you let me know when the NFL drafts a woman?

A lot of people wonder: Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? Does it make a difference if an NFL player is gay?

Well, let’s not pretend a gay man hasn’t been on a 53 man roster at some point in the league’s history. But Michael Sam stands poised to become the first openly gay man. Unless a current player comes out of the closet before the draft, of course.

Rush Limbaugh even posed the question. Why do liberals make such a big deal of Michael Sam? And yesterday he asked it like a riddle. Why do liberals make a political issue out of homosexuality?

I’ll answer that question just like I did last week concerning the push for amnesty. It’s because the liberals, the democrats, and yes, even your president, all hate God.

You see, gay marriage has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with gender. God created gender and marriage. Liberals, prompted by their hatred for God, struggle to erase the distinctions between man and woman and in so doing, rid the fingerprints of God from creation.

Gay marriage in one fell swoop desecrates marriage and obliterates gender.

Gay marriage has nothing to do with sex.

To prove this point let’s evaluate the claim that marriage discriminates against gays.

If that were true, when I went to marry Denise, the New York State court clerk would have required us to prove neither of us were gay before she granted our marriage license. As it was, we just applied as bride and groom. In fact, she didn’t even ask who was the bride and who was the groom.

Gay marriage doesn’t discriminate against straights either. When two men apply for their marriage license at Boston city hall, they are not required to prove their homosexuality. Good thing. It’s tough enough walking through that nightmarish building without seeing gay public displays of affection.

All gay marriage does is abolish the legal acknowledgement of gender. But why?

Look at page one of the Bible. What refrain is repeated on day 6 of creation? “Male and female, he created them.” Do you see that God created gender? Every creature that swims, flies, or crawls on the earth is either male or female.

God took special steps to create man. Then from him took extra ordinary steps to make woman. She’s the jewel of creation. The union between man and his woman is described this way: “For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and the two will become one flesh.”

Marriage. What a thing of mysterious beauty. It’s God who set Love in motion. Who can be against it?

Liberals. They hate it. It’s unequal and therefore unfair.

Why should it be that only a man and a woman can have such deep, spiritual, intimate union? Why can’t two men or two women? Following this delusion, liberals hijack our government and direct it full steam against the brick wall of God’s reality.

God is unfair.

If men and woman are different and unequal things are unfair, then God in creating gender is unfair.

But wait, it gets worse. Ever hear the phrase “the weaker sex?” It comes from the Bible. In Peter’s first epistle. Open your eyes to the fact that men are stronger than women.

What is the best, most incontrovertible example of this inequality of strength between man and woman?

Women in the NFL.

No women play in the NFL. No woman has ever played in the NFL. No woman ever will.

The physical demands of the job lay light years beyond what a woman is physically capable of enduring.

Could a woman play football? I mean, yea, uhh, I guess. She could hold a football and run with it. But each roster spot in the NFL pays at minimum $285,000. With all the millions of dollars at stake and the chance to achieve athletic glory and acclaim, the men who play in the NFL are the cream of the cream of all athletes in the world — and even human history.

And the women are on the sideline cheering them on.

Consider Sebastian Vollmer. 6’8″ 320 lbs. 37″ standing vertical leap. He benched 225 lbs 32 times on Pro Day. Originally from Germany, he emigrated to the USA to ultimately play for the New England Patriots. He has a base salary of $17 million over the next four years playing in the NFL.

With that kind of money, where’s the 320 lb woman vying for his job? Well, if a chick weighs that much, she isn’t doing much jumping. The only thing she’s pressing is ham paninis.

Is there some grand conspiracy to keep women out of the NFL? Yes. And the conspirator is sitting on a throne in heaven.

The Super Bowl championship for Liberals would be for a woman to play in the NFL. But the nature of reality keeps defeating their delusional aspirations time after time after time.

So they are left holding a consolation prize. An AFC championship of sorts.

An openly gay player in the NFL. Is that remarkable? Yes. But is it a championship victory? No. Sam is not a woman, he’s just a gay man.

Liberals are the Buffalo Bills of undermining God’s creation.

God is punishing me

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God is punishing me.

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, that’s awful. God doesn’t punish people.”

Uhh, have you ever read the Bible? God is always punishing people. That’s pretty much what the Bible is all about. Scripture says that God “feels indignation every day.”

Right now some people, seeking to take advantage of my sentiment, are like, “Jimmy, sure. God might be punishing you. Yea. Maybe because of those terrible things you wrote about homosexuals on feedingjimmy.com. Uh huh. That’s it. Hehe.” (That’s nervous laughter.)
No, you idiot! This just goes to show that you *really* don’t even believe in God. You think God exists in the collective imagination of society. Therefore you suggest to the gullible that God only says nice things and you steer them clear of the Holy Bible.
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I love another man. We’re getting married.

With all of this talk about gay marriage, I think it’s time I come out of the closet and admit that I love another man.
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Witch hunt witch hunt

If we reincorporated the Bible back into our society and used it as the basis for our laws, there would be fewer witches in America.

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Why I Hate ” ‘Health’ ‘Food’ “

Christian America suffers three great follies. Actually there are four, but I have not revealed the fourth one yet.

The first folly is health food. Or as I call it, ” ‘health’ ‘food’ “. It isn’t healthy, and it isn’t food.

Some Christians are a little bit bothered by this, thinking that I’m looking for some sort of salvation based on Twinkies. Well, that’s not the case. There’s nothing that you can put in your mouth and chew that will save you, except for the bread of life, of course.

The reason I believe this is because I love Jesus, and I revere his Word. That’s where my hatred for the foolishness of health food comes from. If you want to take a Bible journey with me to understand this, then turn to page 852.
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