Some people come up to me and they’re like, “Jimmy, how can we help Mitt Romney win the Presidency?”
And I’m like, “Well, I’ll tell you how, and this is free for the Romney campaign.”
What you need to do is recognize that Barack Obama is stoking up and running on hatred for the rich. The “rich.” What Barack Obama does not understand is that, not every individual in the middle class hates the rich. Believe it or not, some aspire to be rich.
What Mitt Romney can capitalize on is the middle class contempt for EBT cards and food stamps. Every member of the middle class goes to a grocery store. For me and my family, it’s Stop&Shop. They have great prices. Sometimes Hannaford. But no matter where you go, you walk up and down the aisles of the grocery store, and you select only those items which you can afford. Then you get into the checkout line, where you are behind some worthless piece of life, some dingleberry, who’s paying for lobsters and expensive meats with an EBT card. You can hardly afford your own groceries, yet you are subsidizing dingleberries in the purchase of their groceries.
That is unjust and unfair. If you feel disgust and contempt for those dingleberries, you are justified in that contempt.
Mitt Romney may not realize this, because he doesn’t go to the grocery store and see those dingleberries himself, so that’s why I’m making this post. He needs to be aware of these dingleberries.
Mitt Romney needs to run against food stamps and EBT cards. And I have prepared a new slogan for Mitt Romney:
Cut off the dingleberries. Cut off the EBT cards.
I’m Jimmy Kinkade, and I approve this message.