Obama’s First Spanking

Guys, Obama got spanked yesterday in the 2014 midterm elections. It’s Obama’s first spanking. It didn’t come from his daddy. It came from the American people.

Here’s the problem. As a dad of five or six kids, I can tell you that the first time a kid gets spanked he throws a tantrum. America, brace yourself for the Obama tantrum.

Did Obama get spanked as a child?

This is an honest question. Did Obama’s daddy spank him?

Some of you question who Obama’s dad really is. For the purpose of answering this question, I’d consider any father figure in his life such as Barack Obama Sr., Frank Marshall Davis, Stanley Dunham, or Barry Soetoro. Did any of these men correct Obama’s misbehavior?

Look, I don’t have the time to read either one of Obama’s autobiographies to find the answer. To answer my own question, I’d say, no, Obama’s dad (whoever that is) did not care to discipline him.

The evidence I have is that Obama’s juvenile, self-centered mind is incapable of understanding consequences. And that’s the whole purpose of spanking. To make your kid understand consequences.

Kids start out self centered and rebellious. When you spank a naughty boy’s bumbum, he learns that the world isn’t about him. He learns that he needs to listen to daddy.

If you don’t spank a naughty boy’s bumbum he might grow up to become a man like Barack Obama.

Our president thinks abortion is a form of compassion. He surrendered Iraq to ISIS butchers. He ruined our nation’s healthcare system. Do you notice a theme among all these nice things our president believes?

Death. All those nice ideals Obama strives towards result in death as a consequence. All because he was never spanked. As it is written:

Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die.

If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.

  • Proverbs 23:13
    (Sheol is the Hebrew word for the grave.)

Some of you right now are like, “Jimmy, how dare you call yourself a Christian! You’re saying such mean and nasty things about President Obama.”

Oh! I’m the bad guy? Our president betrayed our Iraqi allies and allowed ISIS to behead and murder countless human beings, but I’m the bad guy?

What I just wrote isn’t about Obama. It’s about you.

When you don’t spank a kid’s ass he becomes an ass himself. You Obama voters are asses. You are the first generation of human beings who grew up without spankings! You did more than elect and re-elect Obama. You made him your king.

President Barack Obama is the king of the unspanked ass generation.

Look at his voters. They are all immature Americans who want to avoid the consequences of their behavior.

If you don’t work, you don’t eat. Unless Obama gives you welfare.

If you have sex you might become pregnant. But not if Obama stops Republicans from taking away your birth control.

Obama voters are women and effeminate, juvineille men who hate dads and husbands. In other words, they hate men who represent discipline.

You call this young generation Millennials. I call them the Unspanked Ass Generation. Get ready for them and their king to throw a big tantrum.

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