Everybody Hates Me. Everybody hopes I die.

Everybody hates feedingjimmy.com. Everybody hates me. Everybody hopes I die.

Right now some people are like, “Oh, Jimmy. That’s awful to say that.”

No. It’s not. Because now I know how the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase felt and it’s exhilarating.

But anyways, part of the reason people hate me is because of the firm stance I’ve taken that Jesus Christ is God and his revelation in the Bible is the highest truth and greatest knowledge.

Some people are like, “Okay, Jimmy. We disagree, but not enough to kill you.”

Well, I’ve also disproven science. There is no truth in science. There is no wisdom in science.

And when I say this, these people do a spit take. And they weren’t even drinking anything.

“Jimmy, how can you say that? Science is the only way we can know anything! I’d like to see if you still hate science when you’re critically ill and need medical care.”

See what I’m saying? Everybody hopes I die.

There is no truth in science.

If science doesn’t lead you to Jesus, then it isn’t the pathway of truth because Jesus is the truth. That may sound like circular reasoning, but it isn’t. It’s two-dimensional reasoning.

Science doesn’t prove the Bible. Nor does it disprove the Bible. There is no wisdom in science.

The best way I can prove this to you is to look at the food that you choose to eat. The religion of Jesus Christ does not dictate dietary guidelines. (There are sexual guidelines.) But science tells you what to eat. Science tells you to abstain from certain foods, for example, eggs. God created eggs. By first creating chickens. And human beings have eaten eggs for thousands of years. All the way from day 6 of creation until 1980 when all of a sudden eggs are bad for you.

Adam ate eggs. But now eggs are suddenly lethal to Adam’s species. We flourished and filled the earth while eating eggs. But not anymore! Science forbids eggs.

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, science is now coming around to understand that eggs aren’t all that bad. Studies suggest a moderate amount of eggs may improve the good cholesterol.”

Oh, that’s nice. So, Science changed its mind? That is why there is no wisdom in science. Truth doesn’t change. The wisdom in the Bible that commands us to spank our naughty kids applies to us today. We’re still eating the same omelets that Adam ate, but chickens have evolved a tad. Creationists are freaking out at me saying this. But take my time machine back to Plimouth Plantation and see for yourself. The chickens there are different from the Purdue chicken farm in 21st century Maryland.

Science is the Kid’s Ball

This is how I’m like the Million Dollar Man. One time he invited a kid out of the audience into the ring and told him he’d give him a $100 bill if he could bounce a ball 20 times. Back then that was a serious amount of money. It could purchase a G.I. Joe aircraft carrier. So the kid got to bouncing and the crowd counted, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,” BOOM! The Million Dollar Man kicked the ball way far away and laughed as the kid went back to his seat.

Everybody booed the Million Dollar Man.

Everybody boos me for disproving science.

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