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#pizzagate is believable. I’m not saying it’s true. I’m just saying I’m able to believe the same sexually immoral criminals who brought you Gay Marriage would also molest children.
Guys, a lot of people think the New York Giants and Coach Tom Coughlin have the Patriots number.
Yes, they won some big victories over the Patriots. But here’s how they did it: Coughlin made his athletes play good fundamentals.
Fundamentals. that’s what the patriots’ victims stray away from. For some reason they think they need to play in a fancy pants, funky, tricky-dick way.
The Giants can play good fundamentals today, but here’s the problem: They don’t have the same athletes. A lot of the talent isn’t there this year.
Peterbilt Keys to the Game
The key to this game is to bump and hit Shane Vareen to negate the quick, short pass for the Giants’ quarterback, Eli Manning. Make him throw deep right into Duran Harmon’s hands.
Eli Manning is too stupid to know he should lose. That’s the strength of his stupidity. The weakness of his stupidity is that he’s poor at managing the clock. Watch to see if he flubs the end of the half.
Guys, last year I heard through boingboing.net about the Paul Lynde Halloween television special. They took delight in the appearance by the heavy metal band KISS. But I got to tell you something. The real star of the show is the Peterbilt 359!
I have the above youtube video cued up to start at the 15:00 mark when the trucking themed subplot begins. Paul Lynde makes a wish with a wicked witch to become a trucker. Not just a wicked witch. The Wicked Witch of Wizard of Oz. And she turns him into the Rhinestone Trucker.
By the way, some of you may be wondering who Paul Lynde is. He’s a comedian. Back then they’d politely call him a confirmed bachelor. So the trucking subplot is confusing because he’s supposed to marry this hot waitress named Kinky.
I mean this waitress is wicked hot. She’s played by Roz Kelly from Happy Days. Smoking! The only thing that’s hotter than her is the Peterbilt 359 that Paul Lynde crashes through the wall to stop her from marrying another trucker named Longhaul.
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There’s just one thing I have to say about today’s Patriots game against the New Jersey Jets. I predicted this.
Special Teams! It’s all about Ryan Allen today! The peterbilt keys to the game: Ryan Allen needs to drop his punt on the one yard line.
Guys, I pretty much predicted the Colts’ fake punt fail. Watch my prediction video. I said the colts weren’t there to win. Yea, the players want to play well. Sure, the players are talented. But the ownership and managment want to embarass the patriots.
Watch the fake punt fail itself. The 9 players lined to the right made no effort to salvage the play at all. They gave up. There’s no use trying when the coaches call dumb plays and the owners don’t have your back.
Truth goes together with Justice, which goes together with faithfulness.
Lies go with injustice and treachery.
Deflategate was false accusations, aka lie, created to launch an injustice. Would you play for a team that goes that route?
guys, I made this bold prediction for the patriots game against the colts. It’s a statement prediction. I really made a bold statement.
It went up on youtube on sunday, but I’ll share it here now. the kept me busy at work so I couldn’t publish it here earlier. so if you’re on youtube, subscribe to my channel so you see the youtube vids even before they appear on www.feedingjimmy.com!
Guys, the ARB 12volt portable fridge freezer finally arrived! Watch this dramatic unboxing. It isn’t nearly as heavy as I make it out to be. (I’m not that weak. I was just clowning.)
I bought it at Sierra Expeditions for $877.80. (Don’t tell my dad I paid that much for a cooler. But it isn’t a cooler)
And I got the canvas transit bag.
So stay tuned for the formal review. Also watch for the video of the unboxing of the transit bag. Also stay tuned for the video in which I smell the ARB for the first time.
Guys, there’s a problem with the sound for the first few seconds of this video. But anyways, Jick comes up big again. What can I say except good boy!
Some of you old timers may chortle that I said his station is old school. I mean, there’s a computer right there! Yea, I know that radio DJs used to actually cue up songs on records.
What I’m referring to is that he goes live over the air between songs.
Guys, nowadays that’s old school! Do you think John Tesh is sitting there waiting for the song to end before he shares Intelligence for Your Life?
Guys, my dog Jick joined me to make a BOLD prediction about the New England Patriots game against the Buffalo Bills.
The keys to the game? Gronk in motion.
If Gronk lines up on the left side of the line, then before the snap, Gronk should go in motion to the right side of the line. That creates confusion on the Buffalo Bills Defense. How are they going to adjust? What are all three guys that Rex Ryan put on Gronk going to do?
See how great the plan is? Go in motion!
Or just flex out wide. I don’t care.
Guys, I don’t understand ebonics. Nor do I understand Jane Austin movies. Yet somehow I understand the combination of the two.