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Wellesley Chicks Terrorized by Trump Flag

The Boston Globe reported that CIS male Babson students (a microaggression) drove around the Wellesley college campus in a pickup truck (a microaggression ) waving a Trump flag… a MEGA AGGRESSION!!!!

By the way, the Globe authors of this article presume the gender of the entire Wellesley college by calling it an “elite all-women campus.” It’s not just women. Genders at Wellesley run the full gamut — except for CIS male. 

It is a Sin to Vote for Hillary Clinton 

It is a sin to vote for Hillary Clinton. There I said it because your pastor didn’t. 

Ed Stetzer: Evangelicals Sold their Soul for a Bowl of Trump

 

Ed Stetzer wrote Evangelicals: This Is What It Looks Like When You Sell Your Soul For A Bowl Of Trump on his blog, the Exchange. In it he laments that white Evangelical voters don’t judge politicians by their private actions. He then accuses us Donald Trump voters of hypocrisy if we also had a problem with Bill Clinton’s indiscretions.

Okay, Big Ed, your blog is called the Exchange? Get ready for some back and forth. 

First, the idea that evangelicals are less moralistic than they used to be comes from an opinion poll published by the PRRI/Brookings Institute and reported on by New York Magazine. They say that five years ago only 30% of Evangelicals believed that “elected officials can behave ethically even if they have committed transgressions in their personal lives.” Now the number is a whopping 72%.

So 72% of evangelicals don’t mind if their leaders grab a side dish to go with their main entré. Dr. Stetzer responds to the report by saying: 

However, the NY Magazine article highlights something very important—the people of God, who are called to hold to the highest standard of morals and ethics, now rank as the highest group percentage-wise of those who say that these things don’t necessarily matter. This is a problem of huge proportions.With such a swing happening in a short period of time, we have to consider the surrounding circumstances. As such, it is hard not to conclude that for many this has happened so that they could justify voting for Trump. 

Sorry Ed Stetzer, you can’t blame this one on the Donald! It’s your fault evangelicals don’t care about the personal lives of their leaders. You and all your evangelical pastors, authors, and teachers. 

You guys have been teaching us for years not to be legalistic! 

Every time someone like me brings up morality you accuse him of being a Pharisee. When we strive toward patriotic virtue you claim it’s an idol. If we bring up a failing of our leaders, we’re chided for over emphasizing truth, not love.

Ed Stetzer has been telling us for years not to be judgmental. Now all of a sudden he wants us to be judgmental when it comes to Trump.

Election 2016: Evangelicals face a Mordecai Moment

Joseph Rossell, wrote Election 2016: Evangelicals Face a “Hagar Moment,” in a blog post that got picked up by the Aquila Report. Here we go. Another stupid article where some hand-wringer tries to make us Christians feel guilty about voting for Trump.

Sorry, buddy. I’m not motived by guilt like liberals are. I’m motived by justice. As such, I will be voting for Donald Trump over Crooked Hillary, who belongs in prison. There’s no Hagar Moment. On Election 2016, Evangelicals face a Mordecai Moment.

Before I explain the Mordecai Moment, let’s laugh about how stupid it is to compare an election to Abraham conceiving a son by Hagar. Read more

Pastors who oppose Trump suck at their job.

Pastors who oppose Trump suck at their job.

Guys, I deliberated for some time about publishing this podcast. After reading an article on the Aquila Report titled Donald Trump and Sexual Assault: What Else Are Evangelical Voters Willing to Accept? I became so furious that I hit record and let it out.

But then I reviewed the tape and it dawned on me that I said the the author, Dr. Mathew Tuininga, sucked at his job. He’s the assistant professor of moral theology at Calvin college.

I also said he lied. Are these things one Christian should say about another? Read more

First they blamed Fracking for earthquakes. Now they blame Injection Wells.

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Photo by Paul Hellstern, The Oklahoman. Used without permission.

Liberals want to blame the oil and gas industry for the Oklahoma earthquake swarm. But in doing so they expose their own ignorance. Again.

First they threw around the word fracking. It was an easy accusation to make. Fracking caused the Oklahoma earthquakes. The word fracking just sounds so nasty. Fracking. It’s like a swear word almost. You could substitute it for the f-word at Bible camp.

And anyone with a cursory knowledge of drilling for oil would know that fracking is short for hydraulic fracturing. It’s where they pump water and sand down a hole to break open rocks underground to extract oil.

So it’s an easy conclusion for the ignorant to jump to. Of course hydraulically fracturing rocks underground causes earthquakes!

The problem is it doesn’t. Read more

What Christians misunderstand about the Obama Bathroom Bill

There’s one big thing that Christians misunderstand about President Obama and the the bathroom bill. His goal is to desecrate you.

To understand how and why, think back to the Kentucky county clerk who refused to sign gay marriage licenses. I made the point in an article, Why they put Kim Davis in Jail, that her signature had no bearing on the actual nature of a gay couple’s relationship.

So why did they verbally force her to do it?

To desecrate her.

These degenerates crave validation for their perverted lifestyle. In a sick, twisted way, by forcing someone who symbolically represents God to grant tokens of approval, they think they can extinguish their shame.

But even after a huge victory in their proxy war against God, their shame burns all the more. So they become angrier. Read more

The Pope and Illegal immigration

Pope Francis in Mexico

Pope Francis in Mexico

This week Pope Francis stood in Mexico near the border with the United States. He blessed those illegally emigrating to our country and prayed for those who died trying.

First off, isn’t the Pope supposed to be a religious leader? Why is he blessing people breaking the law? That flies against everything anyone expects from an authority figure, just as it says in scripture:

Whoever says to the wicked, “You are in the right,” will be cursed by peoples, abhorred by nations.
Proverbs 24:24

That’s why Trumps rebuttal to the Pope resonated across the world. Finally someone stood up to this bully who undermines whole nations with his lawlessness. Read more

Tickets to Great Awakening

  

(Note: Here’s another post from the drafts folder. I think I wrote this in 2012. I lived in Boston and reference the Bible by page number.)

Every year, for as long as I can remember, there’s some Christian preacher or another who says, “This is New England. This is where the Great Awakening started. There’s gonna be a revival. This summer! Starting July 31. Tickets are just $10.” Read more

Is Satan Stupid?

  

Is Satan Stupid?
Let’s just stop and think for a minute about how stupid the devil is. The devil decided to rebel against God. Read more

Donald Trump and the definition of Politics

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Note: I wrote this last summer, sometime in August 2015.

Guys, I formulated a definition of Politics. It answers the question, “What is politics?” even through nobody is asking that question. My definition explains why Donald Trump is dominating right now in the Republican primary.

So what is politics? Politics is when a guy breaks the unwritten rules to get the power to write the written rules. Read more

Why Skyscrapers don’t cause earthquakes but Windmills do.

  
Why do windmills cause earthquakes but not skyscrapers? A lot of people asked that question when I first postulated the sail push theory of windmill-caused earthquakes. Read more

Windmills Cause Earthquakes

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Windmills cause earthquakes. That’s the bold statement I made in a recent bombshell article that made the rounds and generated a lot of buzz.

Lots of people took to the comments to pish-posh the idea that windmills could generate enough force to move the earth’s crust. They said I should go back to school and learn science so I’d join them in blaming fracking.

Hold on there! Why am I stupid for thinking something man-made such as windmills cause earthquakes but you’re a genius for concluding that the made-made act of fracking does the same?

Look, I can make a powerful argument about how windmills cause earthquakes. I can back it up with charts, maps, and data. What I don’t have is a huge government grant to fund my research. But with help from feedingjimmy.com readers, we can create a barrage of sensationalistic and misleading headlines on social media to vilify the windmill industry.

But is it true? Do windmills actually cause earthquakes?

It doesn’t matter. I made the accusation. Now it’s up to them to disprove it. And until they do, we need to shut down all windmill construction. That’s the way it works, guys.

Anyways, here’s my plausible windmill-earthqake theory. Read more

I learned about the Pagan origins of Christmas tradtions at Church

 

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Nativity, by Hans Baldung. (via biblioklept.org)

 
Guys, I love it when atheists tell us Christians that the origin of Christmas actually came from ancient pagan holidays. It’s like they’re trying to drop some bombshell news to shatter our feeble religious minds.

Well, hang on to your fedoras, atheists. I got bombshell news for you. We Christians already learned about the pagan origins of Christmas… at church! Read more

Science says Anger at work is okay. That makes me ANGRY!

 

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Studies suggest moral anger at work is good — if you work with racka-frassin’ VARMITS!

 
Anger is actually beneficial for the workplace. That’s the conclusion of a scientific study published in the Journal of Organizational Behavior. And what can I say except that makes me angry.Ironic, I know, but here’s why:

You should never have to tell people that it’s okay to be angry. In fact, when people go around saying it’s okay to be angry, that in and of itself is a sure sign of emotional dysfunction. Read more

Do we have a gun scourge or Muslim killers? 

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The drudge report had the NY Post cover page posted all day today.

Look at the cover pages of today’s two New York tabloids reporting on the San Bernardino massacre. The Daily News blasts Republicans for praying to God rather than “truly ending gun scourge.” Contrast that with The Post that shows two victims with the caption “Muslim killers.”

One situation, but two different takes from New York’s tell-it-like-it-is papers.

So what is it? Do we have a gun scourge? Or a Muslim killers? Read more

NY Daily News says God Isn’t Fixing This. I agree. #SanBernardino

God isn't fixing this.

The New York Daily News cooked up this cover page before we captured the Muslims who did it. (via)

NY Daily news tweeted a preview of tomorrow’s cover page in response to the San Bernardino mass shooting. They lined the tabloid’s side with tweets from leading Republicans offering their “thoughts and prayers” to the victims.

In big bold letters, the tabloid states “God isn’t fixing this.”

Then the homily. “As the latest batch of innocent Americans are left lying in pools of blood, cowards who could truly end gun scourge continue to hide behind meaningless platitudes.”

You know what? I agree. God isn’t fixing this. Read more

Who do Atheists thank on Thanksgiving?

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Fairness is a warped sense of justice. (image via)

Who do atheists thank on Thanksgiving? Someone asked me that and actually I kinda answered that in my post, Okay, you’re thankful, but to whom?

Without God, Thanksgiving is an absurd holiday. Read more

Okay, you’re thankful. But to whom?

George Washington's Thanksgiving Proclamation of 1789

George Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation of 1789 (via mountvernon.org)

Happy Thanksgiving, guys. I hope you’re having a good time with your friends and family. Perhaps you’re rattling off all the things you’re thankful for. That’s what this holiday is all about, right? To be thankful. And thankfully, we don’t need to think too hard to come up with a cornucopia of wonderful things that we Americans enjoy.

I just got one question. To whom are you thankful?

You grammar police are thankful I phrased this question correctly. I said “to whom are you thankful?” rather than “who are you thankful to?” Well, with that, I’m thankful I don’t have the grammar police harping on me right now.

So let’s continue using correct grammar, shall we? Read more

Christmas is like a Meaningless Wedding

christmas is like a meaningless wedding

I feel like a jerk for saying this, but hey, we can save lots of money by not doing christmas/your wedding.

It’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but how many stores have you been in that are already decked out with tinsel, ornamented spruce trees, and blinking lights?

Too many, right?! If you’re like me, the early onset of Christmas makes you sick. In fact, you know what it reminds me of? Meaningless weddings. Read more