Robin Williams Suicide And #Ferguson

What do Robin Williams and the Ferguson race riots have in common? Both suicides show that we are not tough enough to survive as a society and as a nation.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, Michael Brown did not commit suicide! He was shot execution style by a racist cop.”

Have you never heard of death by cop? It’s a form of passive suicide used most often by daredevil rednecks and black youths.

In fact, the belt-hanging suicide is most common among lonely, rich, middle-aged white men. Robin Williams fit the criteria for active suicide quite well.

Conversely, young black men are the demographic least likely to commit active suicide. Is it because they have so much to live for?

No. It’s because they’re too lazy to do all the work of killing themselves. They just have other gang bangers or cops do the job for them. You know, go out in a blaze of glory.

Section 8 Suicide

Hey black youths, do you have a death wish? Do this: get high, try to grab a cop’s gun, run away, turn around, taunt the cop, then charge the cop. BOOM! Section 8 suicide.

I’m sorry! Is this mean-spirited of me to say? Yes?! Well, your incredulity proves my point. You’re not tough enough to exist as a society. We absolutely must cast an appropriate level of scorn on those who have committed suicide. Especially the reckless variety of Michael Brown that endangered others.

If we fail to condemn suicide, others will follow suit. I believe it’s called the suicide contagion. But I can’t check because I have no data here.

If we continue to coddle blacks, they will continue down their self destructive path and bring the whole country with them.

17-year-olds such as Treyvon Martin and Michael Brown were not boys. They were men. If we hold them up as tragically victimized heroes, we risk a suicide-by-cop contagion.

Suicide-by-cop Contagion

Did someone else invent that term first? Check the internet for me. Suicide by cop contagion. I can’t check.

I’m in the middle of the West Texas oil field. Also, the above factoids about suicides among blacks and whites may not be true. I vaguely remember something like them in a Freakenomics Podcast. (Can one of you guys find out for me and put it in the comments?)

But speaking of discouraging copy cats, the American media at first hesitated to say suicide about Robin Williams. Instead they celebrated the life of the characters that Robin Williams played. (Robin Williams was an actor.)

Last week, I was waiting in line at a truck stop in Odessa (Love’s). Some cable news reporters on the tv lamented “Robin Williams tragic, sudden death.” Then they proceded to gleefully quote lines Robin Williams recited in movies he starred in. (Robin Williams was an actor.)

Members of the media who beatify an actor and gloss over his suicide in his hagiography erode the neccessary adversion to sucide we need as a society. They prove we’re not tough enough to reinforce that natural adversion to ending your own life.

Death is Painful

One practical method to reinforce that adversion is to make note of the pain of death. Yet when the coroner realeased graphic details of Robin Williams’s corpse, the media condemned the coroner. They did not condemn Robin Williams for killing Robin Williams.

Like I said we’re not tough enough to survive as a society.

Is America Tough Enough?

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, you just want us to walk around like Juggalos singing songs about suicide? Is that tough enough for you?”

No. Please don’t.

You don’t know what tough means. Let me define toughness. It’s not being macho. Toughness is doing what you must even though you don’t want to.

Look at Ferguson, Missouri. Do you see something that must be done that no one wants to do?

Someone needs to rebuke all these African Americans. Someone needs to tell them they are wrong, they need to shut up, and that they are acting foolish.

Why do must we do this? To act like jerks? Because we feel superior? No! To improve their lives! For it is written, “Whoever rebukes a man will afterward find more favor than he who flatters with his tongue.”

Who’s Happy Michael Brown is Dead?

Someone said it was sad that a young man, Michael Brown, was killed. They said it like they made a poignant observation. And I’m thinking, oh really, it’s sad you say?! Is Darren Wilson hiding out in some smoke filled room laughing with delight because he killed a young man?

Of course it’s sad! That’s exactly why we need to get tough and tell blacks that if you live like a dog, you’ll die like a dog.

That’s why we must teach blacks the wisdom of the Holy Bible so they do not fall for the wicked schemes of Barack Obama and Eric Holder.

These despicable men are not tough. They are cowards who cloak their violence with deceit. They speak with much flattery in order to coral black Americans on towards the slaughter. I rebuke them in Jesus name. For it is written,
>Partiality in judging is not good.

Whoever says to the wicked, “You are in the right,” will be cursed by peoples, abhorred by nations,
but those who rebuke the wicked will have delight, and a good blessing will come upon them.
Whoever gives an honest answer kisses the lips.

Pucker up, bro.

Where Is God In The Ferguson Race Riots?

God is racist. He will call into account the wickedness of Black Americans in Ferguson, Missouri. What is that wickedness? An unforgiving and vengeful heart.

We’re going to look at Jesus’s parable of the unforgiving servant. Before we do, I tell you that Blacks are worse than the unforgiving servant as we shall see.

The kingdom of heaven may be compared to a king who wished to settle accounts with his servants.
When he began to settle, one was brought to him who owed him ten thousand talents.
And since he could not pay, his master ordered him to be sold, with his wife and children and all that he had, and payment to be made.
So the servant fell on his knees, imploring him, ‘Have patience with me, and I will pay you everything.’
And out of pity for him, the master of that servant released him and forgave him the debt.
But when that same servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred denarii, and seizing him, he began to choke him, saying, ‘Pay what you owe.’
So his fellow servant fell down and pleaded with him, ‘Have patience with me, and I will pay you.’
He refused and went and put him in prison until he should pay the debt.
When his fellow servants saw what had taken place, they were greatly distressed, and they went and reported to their master all that had taken place.
Then his master summoned him and said to him, ‘You wicked servant! I forgave you all that debt because you pleaded with me.
And should not you have had mercy on your fellow servant, as I had mercy on you?’
And in anger his master delivered him to the jailers, until he should pay all his debt.
So also my heavenly Father will do to every one of you, if you do not forgive your brother from your heart." (Matthew 18:35)

In this parable, who stands for God? Is it not the king? And what does he call the unforgiving servant? Wicked. So you should not be surprised at me calling Blacks wicked. They are vengeful.

Look at Ferguson, Missouri.

You may think I’m going to say that Blacks should forgive the Ferguson police for shooting Michael Brown execution style. You may think that I’ll say they should let love wash over their protests and join hands with the Police and sing Kum-by-ya.

No. Blacks should not forgive the Police for shooting Michael Brown execution style because they cannot forgive the Police for shooting Michael Brown execution style. It’s impossible!

It’s impossible to forgive officer Darren Wilson for shooting Michael Brown execution style because HE DID NOT!

But did officer Darrin Wilson use unjustified force against Michael Brown? Well, to talk about unjustified force, we need to first talk about justice.

Justice goes hand-in-hand with truth. Jesus Christ who said
“I am the Truth” promises to bring justice against the wicked on behalf of the trampled. For it is written:

“Because the poor are plundered, because the needy groan, I will now arise,” says the LORD; “I will place him in the safety for which he longs.” (Psalm 12:5)

If you cannot find justice from your legal system and law enforcement, you can appeal to the God of Justice for vindication.

But your appeal to justice must be based on truth.

The problem with blacks in Furgeson is that the truth is not on their side. As more details emerge, the delusion of a racist police rampage dissolves. Rather than allow themselves to stand corrected, which would be wise, they double down on folly.

As a dog returns to eat its own vomit, so these African Americans return to looting, rioting, and destroying. Is that the way of Jesus or the Devil?

Vengence Against your Deliverer.

In Jesus’s parable, the wicked servant chokes another servant who actually owed him money. But what if he had merely accused another servant of owing him money and proceeded to choke him? How would that king react?

That’s the reason why Blacks are worse than the unforgiving servant in the parable. Their vengeance is misdirected!

Who is regarded by blacks as the most racist, hate-filled group of people in America today? Go ask Barack Obama voters. Who do they rail against?

Rich White Republicans.

But it’s rich white republicans who ended slavery in the United States of America. The Republican Party was founded in 1854 for the explicit purpose of ending slavery in this country.

Blacks did not earn their freedom and their civil rights. Rich, white Republicans gave it to them.

So how do the blacks repay such a great gift? With slander, lies, rioting, theft, and hatred. Scripture describes the consequence of such misplaced retaliation, “He who repays evil for good, evil will never leave his house.” (Proverbs 17:13)

TL;DR

I’m not saying that blacks in Fergeson should forgive the Cops. I’m not saying that American blacks must forgive whites.

I’m saying blacks cannot forgive whites because we don’t owe you anything.

Immigration. The Wrong Side Of History?

If you have no future, how can you say that Christians are on the wrong side of history?

Homosexuality, abortion, and birth control are intergenerational suicide. Likewise, illegal immigration is national suicide.

You know all those sweet little Central American “children” you want to gather up to your bosom? They are agents of biological warfare.

Don’t pray to God if your own children get tuberculosis. He won’t hear.

Then they will cry to the LORD, but he will not answer them; he will hide his face from them at that time, because they have made their deeds evil.

Micah 3:4

Obama Sanctions Won’t Work Because Russians are Communists.

President Obama announced new economic sanctions against Russia today. Guess what. Sanctions won’t work against Russia. They are communists! They place themselves under financial sanctions.

In fact, the Bolsheviks fought a revolutionary war against economic trade in October 1917. So when Obama orders more sanctions, they say, “Thank you, comrade.”

The New York Times reports that “Coordinated Sanctions Aim at Russia’s Ability to Tap Its Oil Reserves.” So Obama is punishing Russia by limiting their ability to drill for oil? Oh, Okay. Then what should we make of Obama’s efforts to limit the United States’ ability to drill for its oil?

I’ll answer for you since you’re too cowardly to criticize our first black president.

Obama’s punishing America.

(And I write this from my Peterbilt in the west Texas oilfield.)

I heard on the radio that Obama wants to hit the Russians by denying them access to important technologies. Could any of those technologies be related to spaceflight?

If so, we should first make sure there are no Americans still up in the international space station. Because the Russians are the only ones who can shuttle our
astronauts back to Earth since Obama put economic sanctions on NASA.

You noticing a pattern here?

Truth and Justice. Universal Concepts

There are two abstract concepts that appeal universally to all men. There are two axioms of man’s mind that he cannot escape.

Actually there are three. But I’m not going to talk about the third one here.

The first abstract concept is truth. The other is justice.

You could borrow Dr. Emmet Brown’s Delorean and drive to any place on earth in any time in human history. The men you communicate with there yearn for truth and justice.

Man’s mind at all times demands he reconcile every thought with truth and justice. These abstract concepts precede all others. He assumes that all existence falls in line with truth and justice.

So inescapable and unavoidable are these two nagging things that even if a man became aware of these ideas, he cannot step outside of them to think beyond them without coming back and making an appeal to them again.

Truth and Justice.

Though I wrote “truth,” I previously intended to write “logic.” But logical thought is much more elusive to man than any of us want to admit. Truth, however, is the first rung on the ladder of logic. And anyone can reach out and grasp that rung.

When it comes to justice, you can also think of it as the first rung on a ladder.

At it’s onset, justice demands punishment for evil. For man, the compulsion to punish evil is more powerful than to reward good. That’s because man’s repulsion toward evil exceeds his desire for the good.

Just like truth is the first step that leads upward along the way of logic, this idea of justice leads onward along the way called righteousness. Here, good is appreciated and rewarded. But just like logic, righteousness is hard to grasp.

Where’s the evidence?

Guys, I have some powerful examples to prove the preeminence of truth and justice. But I’ll have to write them later. So make sure you subscribe to feedingjimmy.com on facebook, twitter, and tumblr so you don’t miss them.

I guarantee these examples will prove my point and blow you away. Literally. Blow. You. Away. Like you may award me with a honorary doctorate degree they are so philosophically rad.

Right now some people are like, “Okay. If they are that good, I’ll subscribe. But you better not disappoint.”

Why? Would you be angry if these examples are feeble?

And these people are like, “Yes, we would!”

Okay. Why?

“Because you lied to us just to get us to subscribe to your stupid website.”

Yup. That’s what I thought. You don’t like being lied to because it’s unjust and not the truth. Looks like I don’t need to prove anything. You did it for me.

“Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.”
- Philippians 4:8

The Wicked Love to Smash Windows

The wicked love glass because they are lazy. It’s hard to break a brick wall. But it’s easy to smash a window.

Smashing a window produces instant dramatic results. Plus the shattering sound produces a visceral tingle in their animalistic mind.

The wicked smash windows as a warning. They would smash down the walls if they could. But since that would require lots of hard physical work they’re content to just smash a window.

Furthermore, how could a mob tear down a wall? That would require a division of labor and supervisors. They mob would disperse as soon as someone says, “hey, this is just like work.”

The wicked love to smash windows. But they cannot destroy the foundation. That’s why Obama smashes the fragile things in our American life. And he scoffs as we spend the next day cleaning his mess.

The wicked love to smash windows but cannot move the foundation. That’s why they burn the American flag but do not lay a finger on a US Marine.

Why is Obama Letting Sick Illegals into America?

Why is Obama allowing sick illegal alien children to flood into the United States of America? That’s what many Americans wonder when they hear shocking reports of deadly infectious diseases.

These deadly diseases are merely unintended consequences. But the flood of illegals is a predetermined plan hatched by Obama to vengefully punish white Christians in America. Ultimately, by this strategy, Obama and the Democrats seek to destroy the testimony of Jesus Christ’s church in America.

The scriptures state, “Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.” (Proverbs 27:28) This means that when an evil man intends to trap the righteous, the unintended consequences will ruin him insted.

In Obama’s delusional mind, the brown skinned illegal aliens are just like he was. They are mild-mannered foreign students who just need a rich white sugar daddy to fund their dreams. Their dream is nothing more than to take college classes each day, rail against the powers that be, and take a bong hit each night.

In Obama’s delusional mind, It’s unfair that the dilapidated countries of Central America can’t afford their youth the leisure time to take free college classes and bong hits. Especially while the pasty white Christians of America enjoy unbridled success and horde unprecedented wealth.

By recruiting these Central Americans to invade our country, he’s rectifying this unfairness. Now these proud latino DREAMERS can enjoy all the free college, bong hits, ebt cards, welfare, food stamps, unemployment, section 8 housing, Obama phones, birth control, and Obamacare this county offers.

But here’s where the delusion ends. The reality is when Obama obliterated America’s southern border, he did not attract a bunch of spirited youth with backpacks slung over one shoulder and dreams for higher education in their hearts.

He attracted kids with coughs full of blood, rashes over their skin and desperation in their heart. Desperation for the saving grace of Obamacare.

To understand the migration of the sick, look no further than the Gospels. Once Jesus began his ministry healing people, the sick and desperate went to great length for his healing touch.

“Now when Jesus heard [about the Death of John the Baptist], he withdrew from there in a boat to a desolate place by himself. But when the crowds heard it, they followed him on foot from the towns.
When he went ashore he saw a great crowd, and he had compassion on them and healed their sick.” (Matthew 14:13)

When you’re sick your mind thinks of nothing else but to find health. And when your kid is sick that desperation is multiplied. That is why kids are piled atop railcars and sent north through the Mexican desert to the United States of Obamacare.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, you don’t understand. This whole thing with all the sick kids is planned. It’s part of Obama’s Cloward-Piven strategy to destroy our country. These sick kids are nothing more than agents of biological warfare!”

Sir, I don’t think you understand evil. It doesn’t act in a purely malevolent fashion. No, not true evil. True evil acts in ways it thinks is beneficial, despite being contrary to God. What evil doesn’t understand is that to act against God is to walk a path toward certain destruction.

I believe that Obama believes that the migrants coming here from Central America have a twinkle in their eye and pride in their heart. And it’s the same twinkle and same pride that he has when Mary Angeloue exclaims, “I am the dream and hope of the slave. I rise! I rise! I rise!”

So, some illegals suffer terrible diseases? Good! That’s just a convenient bonus for Obama. Because now all of us unfairly wealthy whiteskins will have to pay for it! And if some of our white skin starts getting red spots, well, we deserve to know how that feels. We’ve been unfairly healthy for too long.

I have no doubt the rock Obama began rolling will roll back on him. But I see so many Americans under the Obama delusion, that unfortunately I believe many others will suffer disaster along with him.

“Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart;
when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart;
though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.
Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.”
(Proverbs 27:24-28)

The stone of Obama’s vengeance rolls across the USA!

God’s judgement against America. (Micah chapter 3)

Why the Hobby Lobby ruling is not a Good Thing.

The Supreme Court ruling on Hobby Lobby is not such a good thing. They decided that Obamacare could not force a closely held corporation to pay for abortive birth control measures that violated the ownership’s religious beliefs. While it’s immediately good for Hobby Lobby, there’s some serious problems only amplified by this ruling.

First, abortion is wrong. NOBODY should be required to pay for abortions or anything that ends a pregnancy. The structure of the business’s ownership doesn’t alter the immoral nature or abortion.

Right now, Hobby Lobby fits the description for a closely held corporation. So if the owners take the company public, will Hobby Lobby no longer have the protection just granted by the Supreme Court? And if Hobby Lobby got on the NYSE then grew to the size of a Blue Chip, do their earnings become Obama’s slush fund for killing babies?

This leads to the next problem with the ruling where we delve into the depths of America’s evil heart: making someone else pay the costs of your crime. Employees of Hobby Lobby do not lack access to the abortive drugs. What’s in question is whether Hobby Lobby must foot the bill.

And President Obama’s insists that they pay. When they refuse, he acts like they are oppressing their employees. The demonic mob of Democrat voters pronounce curse upon curse against Hobby Lobby, accusing them of hating women. But even if it were true that allowing a woman to kill her baby is love, Hobby Lobby is not denying them the opportunity to murder. They just don’t want to pay for the bullets!

That shows you who Obama’s father is. He’s not satisfied with just death. He needs theft to go along with it. And destruction? Without people a nation is destroyed, and abortion makes fewer people.

Open your eyes to the fact the Obama won reelection by accusing Romney of denying woman access to birth control.

The final problem with the ruling is the worst. It accepts the premise that the objections to abortive measures are religious, as if it were intellectually on the same level as Hindus not eating beef.

No, as I said, abortion is wrong. Nobody should pay for abortions. No company, no matter it’s corporate governance, should pay for it’s employees’ abortions. No employee should pay for her own abortions. The right to abortion should not exist.

The freedom of religion is the tragic flaw of the United States Constitution. It’s so vaguely defined that rulings like this set the stage for the unusual beliefs of strange religions to subvert the stability of our nation. Get ready for a closely held company owned by Muslims to offer Female Genital Mutilation paid for by Obamacare.

Should Christians support illegal immigration?

God hears a lot of prayers coming up from America. Most of them are in English, but some of them are in Spanish. What do those Spanish prayers sound like to God? Detestable.

For it is written, “He who turns a deaf ear to the law, even his prayers are detestable.” (Proverbs 28:9)

American law stipulates to be here, you must be a citizen or else be a guest under a travel, work, or study visa. If you deliberately ignore the law, God knows. The President of the United States may condone and encourage your crime, but God does not.

The church of Jesus Christ must not aid and abet this serious and destructive crime. The end game of illegal immigration is lawlessness. Choose right now between the King of Justice and the Son of Perdition.

Wait. America already made that decision twice.

If you pastor a Spanish language church, this must be your message, “He who is stealing must steal no longer.” (Ephesians 4:28)

Illegal immigration, besides disregarding the law, amounts to systematic theft. Theft of social welfare benefits, theft of identity, and theft of the stability of American society. If you claim Christ as your King, and you are here in America illegally, get out.

There is no better testimony to your devotion to Jesus than to pack up and go home.

Ever wonder why Liberals recruit churches to join their efforts to enact amnesty? To destroy the testimony of the church of Jesus Christ in America.

Sirach Chapter 10 and American Government.

There is No Science

Guys, there is no science.

Atheists reject god and live their lives by science. Okay. Show science to me. Where is it? I can’t see it.

You can’t show me science because it doesn’t exist.

Science is like the flying spaghetti monster. It only exists in the collective imagination of men.

THERE IS NO SCIENCE.

Pray to god for Obama in Jesus’s name.

Why I’m glad Obama hasn’t rescued the girls from Boko Haram

Screen Shot 2014-05-24 at 12.48.20 AMI’m glad President Barack Obama has done nothing to save those girls from Boko Haram. Now anyone with eyes can see for himself how immorally inept liberals are. And in that power vacuum, Christian Africans have a God-given chance to put on the white hat and sling some lead.

Some people are like, “Huh? Jimmy, what do you mean by white hat?”

I’m talking about in old western movies. The bad guys always wore black hats. They perpetrated acts of injustice and murder. The helpless victims cried out for justice. And when justice showed up he was wearing a white hat.

This white hat cowboy didn’t need a badge. He had a Colt .45.

And when the dust settled and the gun smoke cleared, there was the soft spoken white-hat cowboy, standing alone amidst the black-hat bandits slumped over with lifeless hands clinging their still chests.

And how did the townsfolk react? Did they lament gun violence and ask for a formally deputized officer of the law to enact meaningful gun control measures?

No. They cheered. For as it is written, “When the wicked perish, there are shouts of gladness.” (Proverbs 11:10)

And with that job done, the white-hat cowboy mounts his steed and with a final word to the widow says, “You won’t be paying ransom to the Babyface Bandit anymore ma’am. I busted the dam he built on the river to your ranch.”

“Dear, me. Bless your heart, Mr. White hat cowboy,” she pines, dabbing her eyes with her hankie.

He turns to the widow’s son.

“Son, thanks for getting my back when Babyface Reid had me cornered. I was as surprised as he was. You’re quite the marksman with that rifle.”

“Thank you, sir.”

“Since you’re the man of the house now, I got you this.”

And he hands the boy his very own white cowboy hat. (How he hid a wide brimmed white cowboy hat in his saddle bag, I don’t know.) Finally, the cowboy lets out a holler to his horse and gallops off toward the setting sun.

Christians in Africa, take note. Our God is a God of justice. Until you put on your own white hat, your land will be a quagmire of lawless acts of violence and theft.

As David, God’s warrior king, sang in the spirit of God:

“He rescued me from my strong enemy
and from those who hated me,
for they were too mighty for me.” (Psalm 18:17)

“For you save a humble people,
but the haughty eyes you bring down.

[...]

I pursued my enemies and overtook them,
and did not turn back till they were consumed.
I thrust them through, so that they were not able to rise;
they fell under my feet.
For you equipped me with strength for the battle;
you made those who rise against me sink under me.
You made my enemies turn their backs to me,
and those who hated me I destroyed.
They cried for help, but there was none to save;
they cried to the Lord, but he did not answer them.
I beat them fine as dust before the wind;
I cast them out like the mire of the streets. (Psalm 18:27-42″

Here’s a warning for you African Christians, too. There’s a hat worse than the black hats of marauding bandits. It’s the blue hats of godless liberals here to “help.”

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, that story is so quaint. You think the world is still cowboys and Indians? No. It’s the twenty first century. That’s not how the world works anymore.”

Oh, it’s not how the world works anymore!? What changed? Did bad guys all get together say to themselves, “Hey, it’s the twenty first century. Let’s stop stealing and murdering. Instead let’s direct our energy toward investing in green technologies.”

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, stop it. You know what we mean. This is a modern world. There’s no place for vigilantism.”

Vigilantism?! That disgusts me that you liberals think finding your own kidnapped daughter for yourself is vigilantism.

And that’s just how you characterized Africans who took it upon themselves to do something for themselves. Look at this article: “Vigilante groups killing suspected Boko Haram militants in Nigeria after kidnapping of 270 schoolgirls.”

Guess what liberals. You cannot be a vigilante in a lawless land. If you take a rifle and go out to right a wrong, you are the law.

And that’s why I tell Africans the blue hats are worse than the black hats. Because the crimes of the black hats are immediately recognized and universally condemned. For example Boko Haram kidnapping girls. But the crimes of the blue hats are insidiously dangerous because they appear beneficial. And the blue hats carry a badge.

Liberals are obsessed with badges. They think the badge itself has power and authority. But they ignore the weapons of the vigilantes whose sense of justice granted that badge its authority.

Take for example the most powerful badge of earth. The seal of the United States of America. Why does that badge have power? Because a group of vigilantes fought for justice against a king who wore a black crown. It was the muskets of General George Washington’s Continental Army that gave that badge authority. On July 4, 1776, he became a vigilante.

Before Washington, vigilantes called Minutemen took aim with their muskets against Indians in order to secure their own survival on this continent. In fact, the only reason the British colonies had a foothold here at all is because of the musket of Captain Myles Standish.

Myles Standish wasn’t a vigilante per se. He served the king of England. But the throne in England itself was secured by Christians who, rising from lawless disorder, wielded the sword for the cause of justice against the Vikings (a more worthy opponent than Boko Haram IMHO). Take for example Alfred the Great.

And that’s what Africa needs. It’s own Alfred the Great, George Washington, or Myles Standish. Yet every time an African summons the gumption to put on the white hat, along come the blue hats to condemn gun violence.

And that’s why I’m happy Barack Obama has done nothing to save the kidnapped girls. The crimes of Boko Haram are so detestable that an African will slap on his white hat and sling some lead without the vindication of a badge. And the order provided by that justice will be the slab foundation for African society to build on.

For it is written, “the throne is established by righteousness.” (Proverbs 16:12)

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, are you a veteran or a cop or something?”

No. Why?

And they’re like, “Just as I thought. This is just a bunch of tough talk. It’s disgusting how you advocate violence in the name of God. You want to start a holy war that you won’t even fight in.”

Excuse me, liberals. I’m not advocating violence. It’s not like there’s a whole array of solutions to Africa’s problems and of those, violence is just one answer that we want to avoid.

Gun violence is a given among any people in any land. You cannot avoid it. The only variable is who will win the showdown. The white hats or the black hats?

And by the way, if you think mere talk is deplorable, what about our Commander-in-Chief? He bears the badge of the presidency. And he thinks that badge together with his swarthy skin gives his speeches power to stop a nuclear bomb.

He’s sending out twitter hashtags against Boko Haram! That’s great. If only we had twitter in ‘Nam, then maybe John Kerry could have live-tweeted the conflict. Hashtags could have saved him from three Purple Hearts.

John Kerry is another talk-only blue hat. Just give him a badge. That’s all he needs to pair with his perfectly coiffed hair. His mere words can broker peace with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

Do you see how dangerous these blue hat dudes are? They see people obey the badge and they think it has power. Here’s a clue. Only fellow white hats respect the badge.

The only metal that black-hats respect is lead.

Yet the blue hats rush to the showdown between the black hat and the white hat and treat the gun the white hat holds like it was the criminal. All hats look gray to a blue hat.

Furthermore, the blue hat is wide brimmed. It’s big enough to cover a black hat if a bad guy wanted to take his crimes to the next level.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, enough with this blue hat talk! Wtf do you mean by it anyway?”

Ever see a United Nations peacekeeper? Then you’ve seen a blue hat.

un uninvolved in peace

 

 

 

End note

Before I go, I just want to take a shot at soup kitchen Christians. They go over to Africa and think the answer to everything is to build a school for girls. Here’s their three step plan (to borrow a meme from South Park):

1. Build a school for girls
2. ????
3. Successful society

No. At its best, a school for girls will give them more literate means to describe how much their third world country sucks. At its worst, a school for girls will collect them all in one spot and leave them vulnerable to mass kidnappings.

The best thing Christianity can offer a society is a God-given standard of justice. Jesus gives his followers white hats. Whether or not they wear a badge or sling a gun.

The headdress of Islam is the black towel head of injustice.

Whatever happened to the search for MH370?

Screen Shot 2014-05-20 at 12.59.14 AMWhatever happened to the urgent search for MH370? It kinda fizzled out. I wrote the following in the days after its disappearance, while the whole world was still glued to their smart phones refreshing their newsfeeds.

The disappearance of MH370 makes apparent the inherent failures of liberalism.  The first failure of liberalism is laziness. You see this in how America abdicated its role as highly advanced super power.  The second failure of liberalism is the willful delusion of multiculturalism.

On the night of the plane’s disappearance, our smartphones chimed with the headline, “plane missing.”

We who went to sleep without reading further, woke in the morning to confirm our suspicions. Muslims. And we had to read deep in the article.

Here’s how the headline should have read: “Plane from Muslim country, piloted by Muslims, with stowaway Muslims cuts radar contact.”

But multiculturalism demands that liberals see every culture as equal. So this massive search wasn’t for the missing plane. Nope. Liberals were searching for an explanation that absolved the Muslims from guilt.

Liberals insist to themselves that it’s just as likely Tea Party conservative Christians hijacked the plane as Muslims. BTW, why would the Tea Party hijack a plane? To fly it to a income-tax free island and homeschool the hostages, of course.
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Donald Sterling, Magic Johnson, and Condoms.

Screen Shot 2014-05-13 at 10.28.03 AMWhat if Donald Sterling had uttered his racist words into a condom? That’s what I ask myself as I a marvel at how thin-skinned and immature some American blacks are. Especially Magic Johnson.

Part of maturity is understanding when to ignore an insult and when to respond. I’m not very far down that road, but I’m certainly further along than Magic. He just tattle-taled!

I imagine the commissioner was busy in an NBA boardroom meeting when Magic Johnson burst in, tears steaming down his cheeks and a pouty bottom lip.

“Lil’ Magic JonJon! What’s wrong?”

“Mr. Commissioner, Mr. Commissioner! Donald Sterling said nasty racist things about me!”

The commissioner pats Magic Johnson on the head. “There, there, lil’ Magic JonJon. Did the big, mean Donald Sterling hurt your widdle feewings?”

Magic Johnson nods yes through sobs.

“Aw! How about I take his team away?”

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Pray to Obama on the National Day of Prayer

Obama, hear our prayer.

Why I Won’t See “God’s Not Dead.” (SPOILER ALERT: I’m a Christian)

Screen Shot 2014-04-30 at 12.19.32 AMGuys, stop texting me “God’s not dead.” I already know that. And if this is some ploy to get me to see some movie it won’t work.

I refuse to see God’s Not Dead.

Everyone just gasped like I said something heretical. And one person pipes up and is like, “Jimmy, it’s your Christian patriotic duty to buy tickets to that movie.”

Huh? So now I’m Christian Benedict Arnold. Can you tell me what God’s Not Dead is about?

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Romney Predicted Putin would Invade Ukraine. Wow.

Paul Ryan wants everyone to know Mitt Romney was right. He predicted in the 2012 presidential campaign that Russia was our biggest national security threat, and they would attack Ukraine.

Paul Ryan is like, “Hey everyone, we told you so. That’s amazing right?!”
And everyone is like, *unenthusiastic arrhythmic clapping.*

And he’s waiting for a crescendo of clapping that culminates in a standing ovation, but it just dies out at two or three claps per person. But really only a few people were perfunctorily clapping, and at least one had no idea why.

Then the only noise is Paul Ryan’s heavy breathing into the microphone.
That wasn’t really a bold prediction, buddy. (Sarah Palin made it too.) Saying that Russia would invade an unarmed Ukraine is like saying the New England Patriots will defeat the Buffalo Bills. Okay, by how much? (You want to see a bold Patriots prediction, watch this video.)

When has Russia *not* attacked its neighbors?
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America, Asleep Like Jonah

This Sunday my pastor preached out of the book of Jonah. And we all got a good laugh out of God’s prophet falling asleep in the bottom of the boat during the storm.

Can we Americans really laugh at Jonah? Aren’t we a city on a hill? Yet we are rebelling against God’s commands. There’s a storm brewing all around the globe. Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran are all gearing up for war against us. It would be better for us if we were actually asleep to this storm.

But we’re not. We’re just rolling around the bilge like its a game.

Everything is a game to the over-entertained, sleep-deprived American.

Look at how Sleep is a theme in the Bible. Fools always sleep at the wrong time. For example at harvest when it’s time to work. Or most famously when Jesus asked his disciples to stay alert and pray right before his betrayal.

America found a folly worse than sleep. Entertainment.
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