What Christians misunderstand about the Obama Bathroom Bill

There’s one big thing that Christians misunderstand about President Obama and the the bathroom bill. His goal is to desecrate you.

To understand how and why, think back to the Kentucky county clerk who refused to sign gay marriage licenses. I made the point in an article, Why they put Kim Davis in Jail, that her signature had no bearing on the actual nature of a gay couple’s relationship.

So why did they verbally force her to do it?

To desecrate her.

These degenerates crave validation for their perverted lifestyle. In a sick, twisted way, by forcing someone who symbolically represents God to grant tokens of approval, they think they can extinguish their shame.

But even after a huge victory in their proxy war against God, their shame burns all the more. So they become angrier. Read more

The Pope and Illegal immigration

Pope Francis in Mexico

Pope Francis in Mexico

This week Pope Francis stood in Mexico near the border with the United States. He blessed those illegally emigrating to our country and prayed for those who died trying.

First off, isn’t the Pope supposed to be a religious leader? Why is he blessing people breaking the law? That flies against everything anyone expects from an authority figure, just as it says in scripture:

Whoever says to the wicked, “You are in the right,” will be cursed by peoples, abhorred by nations.
Proverbs 24:24

That’s why Trumps rebuttal to the Pope resonated across the world. Finally someone stood up to this bully who undermines whole nations with his lawlessness. Read more

Is Chipotle healthier than a fried burrito?

  
Is Chipotle healthy? You know, like compared to a fried burrito?

Stupid question, right? Chipotle is fresh-mex! They only use the finest, organic, all-natural ingredients. They don’t fill their burritos with processed foods and deep fry them.

Okay. So, follow-up question. What’s the opposite of healthy?

Sick. Right?

So how can you tell me Chipotle is healthy when so many people got sick eating there? Read more

5 reasons Weird Al should headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show

  
Weird Al should headline the Super Bowl halftime show. That was my first thought when I woke up from Super Bowl 50’s halftime lullaby. Here’s 5 reasons Weird Al Yankovich will bring the biggest laughs to the world’s biggest stage. Read more

Tickets to Great Awakening

  

(Note: Here’s another post from the drafts folder. I think I wrote this in 2012. I lived in Boston and reference the Bible by page number.)

Every year, for as long as I can remember, there’s some Christian preacher or another who says, “This is New England. This is where the Great Awakening started. There’s gonna be a revival. This summer! Starting July 31. Tickets are just $10.” Read more

Is Satan Stupid?

  

Is Satan Stupid?
Let’s just stop and think for a minute about how stupid the devil is. The devil decided to rebel against God. Read more

Guys, Im clearing out my drafts folder.

Guys, I’m clearing out my drafts folder. So when you see a post and at the top in italics there’s a note saying that I wrote this on a previous date, that’s why. Read more

Donald Trump and the definition of Politics

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Note: I wrote this last summer, sometime in August 2015.

Guys, I formulated a definition of Politics. It answers the question, “What is politics?” even through nobody is asking that question. My definition explains why Donald Trump is dominating right now in the Republican primary.

So what is politics? Politics is when a guy breaks the unwritten rules to get the power to write the written rules. Read more

Did fracking cause the San Ramon California Earthquake Swarm?

 

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San Ramon California Earthquake swarm of 2015 (via usgs.gov)

 
When an earthquake swarm hits Oklahoma, liberals blame fracking. But when an earthquake swarm hits Northern California, what do liberals blame? Windmills? Read more

Why Skyscrapers don’t cause earthquakes but Windmills do.

  
Why do windmills cause earthquakes but not skyscrapers? A lot of people asked that question when I first postulated the sail push theory of windmill-caused earthquakes. Read more

I can’t believe the Patiots lost

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I cannot believe the Patriots lost! Where is justice? Is there any justice here on earth when a team a noble as the New England Patriots suffers the scorn of scoundrels and the slander of bitter fools? Read more

Windmills Cause Earthquakes

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Windmills cause earthquakes. That’s the bold statement I made in a recent bombshell article that made the rounds and generated a lot of buzz.

Lots of people took to the comments to pish-posh the idea that windmills could generate enough force to move the earth’s crust. They said I should go back to school and learn science so I’d join them in blaming fracking.

Hold on there! Why am I stupid for thinking something man-made such as windmills cause earthquakes but you’re a genius for concluding that the made-made act of fracking does the same?

Look, I can make a powerful argument about how windmills cause earthquakes. I can back it up with charts, maps, and data. What I don’t have is a huge government grant to fund my research. But with help from feedingjimmy.com readers, we can create a barrage of sensationalistic and misleading headlines on social media to vilify the windmill industry.

But is it true? Do windmills actually cause earthquakes?

It doesn’t matter. I made the accusation. Now it’s up to them to disprove it. And until they do, we need to shut down all windmill construction. That’s the way it works, guys.

Anyways, here’s my plausible windmill-earthqake theory. Read more

Cheap Chicken Friday Video #FBF

It’s Friday, Friday, Cheap Chicken Friday!

This Flashback Friday, we’re flashing back to my parody video of Rebecca Black’s youtube sensation Friday. It stars Stop & Shop’s Rotisserie chickens for $5.00 each.

This could never be on throw back thursday by definition. Read more

Howard Stern’s new deal and the pathetic state of Internet Radio

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Howard Stern didn’t go to Internet Radio — or loser podcasts! (image via Bob Norton)

Howard Stern made big news in the radio world last week when he finally signed a new deal with SiriusXM in the waning moments of his previous contract. The noteworthy aspect of the deal was not the money, which was reported to be like $80 million over 5 years or something. It was the pathetic role internet radio played in the negotiations. Read more

The Feeding Jimmy Christmas Podcast

Merry Christmas, guys. It’s the feedingjimmy.com Christmas Podcast!

Now I know what some of you are saying. You’re saying, “Jimmy, Christmas is over.”

No. Not so. Christmas traditionally begins on Christmas. It lasts for 12 days. It ends on Three Kings Day — traditionally.

So why don’t we Christians fight to return to the traditional observance of Christmas rather than this massive commercial cumulation that ends abruptly on Christmas day?

Who has that emotional energy to fight for a return to traditional Christmas?

I don’t.

Especially not with atheists snidely telling us that traditionally Christmas is not a Christian holiday at all.

That’s the main point of the feedingjimmy.com Christmas Podcast. I mainly discuss the points of my last post, I learned about the Pagan origins of Christmas – At Church.

But I also talk about how Christmas is for hoarders.

So give it a listen!

Thanks, guys. Oh, and Merry Christmas!

I learned about the Pagan origins of Christmas tradtions at Church

 

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Nativity, by Hans Baldung. (via biblioklept.org)

 
Guys, I love it when atheists tell us Christians that the origin of Christmas actually came from ancient pagan holidays. It’s like they’re trying to drop some bombshell news to shatter our feeble religious minds.

Well, hang on to your fedoras, atheists. I got bombshell news for you. We Christians already learned about the pagan origins of Christmas… at church! Read more

Science says Anger at work is okay. That makes me ANGRY!

 

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Studies suggest moral anger at work is good — if you work with racka-frassin’ VARMITS!

 
Anger is actually beneficial for the workplace. That’s the conclusion of a scientific study published in the Journal of Organizational Behavior. And what can I say except that makes me angry.Ironic, I know, but here’s why:

You should never have to tell people that it’s okay to be angry. In fact, when people go around saying it’s okay to be angry, that in and of itself is a sure sign of emotional dysfunction. Read more

I listened to innumerable accidents in Denver on AM radio KOA.

Guys, I have another dispatch from my long distance AM radio adventures. Last night as I rolled up route 18 in New Mexico heading into Hobbs, I locked on to 850 KOA out of Denver, and I heard something I haven’t heard for a long time out of a radio: a traffic report. Read more

Chilling predictions about the Clintons from Art Bell show in 1996. 

Guys, I’m sitting here in Artesia, New Mexico waiting on standby. I’m just doing some distance AM listening to kill the time and I pulled in 1110 KFAB from Omaha, Nebraska.

Amazing right? But not only did I pull in a broadcast from a long distance, I got a show from a long time ago. 
They’re playing Art Bell’s Somewhere in Time, which rebroadcasts episodes from the radio hall-of-famer’s archives. 
Today the rebroadcast was from a show originally aired in June 1996 in the midst of the Ken Star investigation. The guest was Rodger Morris, the author of Partners in Power, about Mr. and Mrs. Clinton. He and Mr. Bell recounted the rise to power and the criminal activities of the Clintons. Then they opined about the future of the couple and wondered if they could escape conviction and win reelection. 
What an amazing time capsule! You’d just have to listen to the show yourself. On one hand you laugh at the naive sentiment we held twenty years ago, but you also cringe at the disasters we were walking right into.  Read more

Should Christians support Trump’s ban on Muslims?

  
Trump announced he would ban immigration to the United States by Muslims. A lot of Christians wonder if they should support this ban. 

Actually, let me take that back. A lot of idiot Christians wonder if they should support this ban. Those of us Christians with brains are standing and applauding. Finally someone is running for political office who stands for justice. 

Ban Muslim immigration! Read more