The Wicked Love to Smash Windows

The wicked love glass because they are lazy. It’s hard to break a brick wall. But it’s easy to smash a window.

Smashing a window produces instant dramatic results. Plus the shattering sound produces a visceral tingle in their animalistic mind.

The wicked smash windows as a warning. They would smash down the walls if they could. But since that would require lots of hard physical work they’re content to just smash a window.

Furthermore, how could a mob tear down a wall? That would require a division of labor and supervisors. They mob would disperse as soon as someone says, “hey, this is just like work.”

The wicked love to smash windows. But they cannot destroy the foundation. That’s why Obama smashes the fragile things in our American life. And he scoffs as we spend the next day cleaning his mess.

The wicked love to smash windows but cannot move the foundation. That’s why they burn the American flag but do not lay a finger on a US Marine.

Why is Obama Letting Sick Illegals into America?

Why is Obama allowing sick illegal alien children to flood into the United States of America? That’s what many Americans wonder when they hear shocking reports of deadly infectious diseases.

These deadly diseases are merely unintended consequences. But the flood of illegals is a predetermined plan hatched by Obama to vengefully punish white Christians in America. Ultimately, by this strategy, Obama and the Democrats seek to destroy the testimony of Jesus Christ’s church in America.

The scriptures state, “Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.” (Proverbs 27:28) This means that when an evil man intends to trap the righteous, the unintended consequences will ruin him insted.

In Obama’s delusional mind, the brown skinned illegal aliens are just like he was. They are mild-mannered foreign students who just need a rich white sugar daddy to fund their dreams. Their dream is nothing more than to take college classes each day, rail against the powers that be, and take a bong hit each night.

In Obama’s delusional mind, It’s unfair that the dilapidated countries of Central America can’t afford their youth the leisure time to take free college classes and bong hits. Especially while the pasty white Christians of America enjoy unbridled success and horde unprecedented wealth.

By recruiting these Central Americans to invade our country, he’s rectifying this unfairness. Now these proud latino DREAMERS can enjoy all the free college, bong hits, ebt cards, welfare, food stamps, unemployment, section 8 housing, Obama phones, birth control, and Obamacare this county offers.

But here’s where the delusion ends. The reality is when Obama obliterated America’s southern border, he did not attract a bunch of spirited youth with backpacks slung over one shoulder and dreams for higher education in their hearts.

He attracted kids with coughs full of blood, rashes over their skin and desperation in their heart. Desperation for the saving grace of Obamacare.

To understand the migration of the sick, look no further than the Gospels. Once Jesus began his ministry healing people, the sick and desperate went to great length for his healing touch.

“Now when Jesus heard [about the Death of John the Baptist], he withdrew from there in a boat to a desolate place by himself. But when the crowds heard it, they followed him on foot from the towns.
When he went ashore he saw a great crowd, and he had compassion on them and healed their sick.” (Matthew 14:13)

When you’re sick your mind thinks of nothing else but to find health. And when your kid is sick that desperation is multiplied. That is why kids are piled atop railcars and sent north through the Mexican desert to the United States of Obamacare.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, you don’t understand. This whole thing with all the sick kids is planned. It’s part of Obama’s Cloward-Piven strategy to destroy our country. These sick kids are nothing more than agents of biological warfare!”

Sir, I don’t think you understand evil. It doesn’t act in a purely malevolent fashion. No, not true evil. True evil acts in ways it thinks is beneficial, despite being contrary to God. What evil doesn’t understand is that to act against God is to walk a path toward certain destruction.

I believe that Obama believes that the migrants coming here from Central America have a twinkle in their eye and pride in their heart. And it’s the same twinkle and same pride that he has when Mary Angeloue exclaims, “I am the dream and hope of the slave. I rise! I rise! I rise!”

So, some illegals suffer terrible diseases? Good! That’s just a convenient bonus for Obama. Because now all of us unfairly wealthy whiteskins will have to pay for it! And if some of our white skin starts getting red spots, well, we deserve to know how that feels. We’ve been unfairly healthy for too long.

I have no doubt the rock Obama began rolling will roll back on him. But I see so many Americans under the Obama delusion, that unfortunately I believe many others will suffer disaster along with him.

“Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart;
when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart;
though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.
Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.”
(Proverbs 27:24-28)

The stone of Obama’s vengeance rolls across the USA!

God’s judgement against America. (Micah chapter 3)

Why the Hobby Lobby ruling is not a Good Thing.

The Supreme Court ruling on Hobby Lobby is not such a good thing. They decided that Obamacare could not force a closely held corporation to pay for abortive birth control measures that violated the ownership’s religious beliefs. While it’s immediately good for Hobby Lobby, there’s some serious problems only amplified by this ruling.

First, abortion is wrong. NOBODY should be required to pay for abortions or anything that ends a pregnancy. The structure of the business’s ownership doesn’t alter the immoral nature or abortion.

Right now, Hobby Lobby fits the description for a closely held corporation. So if the owners take the company public, will Hobby Lobby no longer have the protection just granted by the Supreme Court? And if Hobby Lobby got on the NYSE then grew to the size of a Blue Chip, do their earnings become Obama’s slush fund for killing babies?

This leads to the next problem with the ruling where we delve into the depths of America’s evil heart: making someone else pay the costs of your crime. Employees of Hobby Lobby do not lack access to the abortive drugs. What’s in question is whether Hobby Lobby must foot the bill.

And President Obama’s insists that they pay. When they refuse, he acts like they are oppressing their employees. The demonic mob of Democrat voters pronounce curse upon curse against Hobby Lobby, accusing them of hating women. But even if it were true that allowing a woman to kill her baby is love, Hobby Lobby is not denying them the opportunity to murder. They just don’t want to pay for the bullets!

That shows you who Obama’s father is. He’s not satisfied with just death. He needs theft to go along with it. And destruction? Without people a nation is destroyed, and abortion makes fewer people.

Open your eyes to the fact the Obama won reelection by accusing Romney of denying woman access to birth control.

The final problem with the ruling is the worst. It accepts the premise that the objections to abortive measures are religious, as if it were intellectually on the same level as Hindus not eating beef.

No, as I said, abortion is wrong. Nobody should pay for abortions. No company, no matter it’s corporate governance, should pay for it’s employees’ abortions. No employee should pay for her own abortions. The right to abortion should not exist.

The freedom of religion is the tragic flaw of the United States Constitution. It’s so vaguely defined that rulings like this set the stage for the unusual beliefs of strange religions to subvert the stability of our nation. Get ready for a closely held company owned by Muslims to offer Female Genital Mutilation paid for by Obamacare.

Should Christians support illegal immigration?

God hears a lot of prayers coming up from America. Most of them are in English, but some of them are in Spanish. What do those Spanish prayers sound like to God? Detestable.

For it is written, “He who turns a deaf ear to the law, even his prayers are detestable.” (Proverbs 28:9)

American law stipulates to be here, you must be a citizen or else be a guest under a travel, work, or study visa. If you deliberately ignore the law, God knows. The President of the United States may condone and encourage your crime, but God does not.

The church of Jesus Christ must not aid and abet this serious and destructive crime. The end game of illegal immigration is lawlessness. Choose right now between the King of Justice and the Son of Perdition.

Wait. America already made that decision twice.

If you pastor a Spanish language church, this must be your message, “He who is stealing must steal no longer.” (Ephesians 4:28)

Illegal immigration, besides disregarding the law, amounts to systematic theft. Theft of social welfare benefits, theft of identity, and theft of the stability of American society. If you claim Christ as your King, and you are here in America illegally, get out.

There is no better testimony to your devotion to Jesus than to pack up and go home.

Ever wonder why Liberals recruit churches to join their efforts to enact amnesty? To destroy the testimony of the church of Jesus Christ in America.

Sirach Chapter 10 and American Government.

There is No Science

Guys, there is no science.

Atheists reject god and live their lives by science. Okay. Show science to me. Where is it? I can’t see it.

You can’t show me science because it doesn’t exist.

Science is like the flying spaghetti monster. It only exists in the collective imagination of men.

THERE IS NO SCIENCE.

Pray to god for Obama in Jesus’s name.

Why I’m glad Obama hasn’t rescued the girls from Boko Haram

Screen Shot 2014-05-24 at 12.48.20 AMI’m glad President Barack Obama has done nothing to save those girls from Boko Haram. Now anyone with eyes can see for himself how immorally inept liberals are. And in that power vacuum, Christian Africans have a God-given chance to put on the white hat and sling some lead.

Some people are like, “Huh? Jimmy, what do you mean by white hat?”

I’m talking about in old western movies. The bad guys always wore black hats. They perpetrated acts of injustice and murder. The helpless victims cried out for justice. And when justice showed up he was wearing a white hat.

This white hat cowboy didn’t need a badge. He had a Colt .45.

And when the dust settled and the gun smoke cleared, there was the soft spoken white-hat cowboy, standing alone amidst the black-hat bandits slumped over with lifeless hands clinging their still chests.

And how did the townsfolk react? Did they lament gun violence and ask for a formally deputized officer of the law to enact meaningful gun control measures?

No. They cheered. For as it is written, “When the wicked perish, there are shouts of gladness.” (Proverbs 11:10)

And with that job done, the white-hat cowboy mounts his steed and with a final word to the widow says, “You won’t be paying ransom to the Babyface Bandit anymore ma’am. I busted the dam he built on the river to your ranch.”

“Dear, me. Bless your heart, Mr. White hat cowboy,” she pines, dabbing her eyes with her hankie.

He turns to the widow’s son.

“Son, thanks for getting my back when Babyface Reid had me cornered. I was as surprised as he was. You’re quite the marksman with that rifle.”

“Thank you, sir.”

“Since you’re the man of the house now, I got you this.”

And he hands the boy his very own white cowboy hat. (How he hid a wide brimmed white cowboy hat in his saddle bag, I don’t know.) Finally, the cowboy lets out a holler to his horse and gallops off toward the setting sun.

Christians in Africa, take note. Our God is a God of justice. Until you put on your own white hat, your land will be a quagmire of lawless acts of violence and theft.

As David, God’s warrior king, sang in the spirit of God:

“He rescued me from my strong enemy
and from those who hated me,
for they were too mighty for me.” (Psalm 18:17)

“For you save a humble people,
but the haughty eyes you bring down.

[...]

I pursued my enemies and overtook them,
and did not turn back till they were consumed.
I thrust them through, so that they were not able to rise;
they fell under my feet.
For you equipped me with strength for the battle;
you made those who rise against me sink under me.
You made my enemies turn their backs to me,
and those who hated me I destroyed.
They cried for help, but there was none to save;
they cried to the Lord, but he did not answer them.
I beat them fine as dust before the wind;
I cast them out like the mire of the streets. (Psalm 18:27-42″

Here’s a warning for you African Christians, too. There’s a hat worse than the black hats of marauding bandits. It’s the blue hats of godless liberals here to “help.”

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, that story is so quaint. You think the world is still cowboys and Indians? No. It’s the twenty first century. That’s not how the world works anymore.”

Oh, it’s not how the world works anymore!? What changed? Did bad guys all get together say to themselves, “Hey, it’s the twenty first century. Let’s stop stealing and murdering. Instead let’s direct our energy toward investing in green technologies.”

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, stop it. You know what we mean. This is a modern world. There’s no place for vigilantism.”

Vigilantism?! That disgusts me that you liberals think finding your own kidnapped daughter for yourself is vigilantism.

And that’s just how you characterized Africans who took it upon themselves to do something for themselves. Look at this article: “Vigilante groups killing suspected Boko Haram militants in Nigeria after kidnapping of 270 schoolgirls.”

Guess what liberals. You cannot be a vigilante in a lawless land. If you take a rifle and go out to right a wrong, you are the law.

And that’s why I tell Africans the blue hats are worse than the black hats. Because the crimes of the black hats are immediately recognized and universally condemned. For example Boko Haram kidnapping girls. But the crimes of the blue hats are insidiously dangerous because they appear beneficial. And the blue hats carry a badge.

Liberals are obsessed with badges. They think the badge itself has power and authority. But they ignore the weapons of the vigilantes whose sense of justice granted that badge its authority.

Take for example the most powerful badge of earth. The seal of the United States of America. Why does that badge have power? Because a group of vigilantes fought for justice against a king who wore a black crown. It was the muskets of General George Washington’s Continental Army that gave that badge authority. On July 4, 1776, he became a vigilante.

Before Washington, vigilantes called Minutemen took aim with their muskets against Indians in order to secure their own survival on this continent. In fact, the only reason the British colonies had a foothold here at all is because of the musket of Captain Myles Standish.

Myles Standish wasn’t a vigilante per se. He served the king of England. But the throne in England itself was secured by Christians who, rising from lawless disorder, wielded the sword for the cause of justice against the Vikings (a more worthy opponent than Boko Haram IMHO). Take for example Alfred the Great.

And that’s what Africa needs. It’s own Alfred the Great, George Washington, or Myles Standish. Yet every time an African summons the gumption to put on the white hat, along come the blue hats to condemn gun violence.

And that’s why I’m happy Barack Obama has done nothing to save the kidnapped girls. The crimes of Boko Haram are so detestable that an African will slap on his white hat and sling some lead without the vindication of a badge. And the order provided by that justice will be the slab foundation for African society to build on.

For it is written, “the throne is established by righteousness.” (Proverbs 16:12)

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, are you a veteran or a cop or something?”

No. Why?

And they’re like, “Just as I thought. This is just a bunch of tough talk. It’s disgusting how you advocate violence in the name of God. You want to start a holy war that you won’t even fight in.”

Excuse me, liberals. I’m not advocating violence. It’s not like there’s a whole array of solutions to Africa’s problems and of those, violence is just one answer that we want to avoid.

Gun violence is a given among any people in any land. You cannot avoid it. The only variable is who will win the showdown. The white hats or the black hats?

And by the way, if you think mere talk is deplorable, what about our Commander-in-Chief? He bears the badge of the presidency. And he thinks that badge together with his swarthy skin gives his speeches power to stop a nuclear bomb.

He’s sending out twitter hashtags against Boko Haram! That’s great. If only we had twitter in ‘Nam, then maybe John Kerry could have live-tweeted the conflict. Hashtags could have saved him from three Purple Hearts.

John Kerry is another talk-only blue hat. Just give him a badge. That’s all he needs to pair with his perfectly coiffed hair. His mere words can broker peace with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

Do you see how dangerous these blue hat dudes are? They see people obey the badge and they think it has power. Here’s a clue. Only fellow white hats respect the badge.

The only metal that black-hats respect is lead.

Yet the blue hats rush to the showdown between the black hat and the white hat and treat the gun the white hat holds like it was the criminal. All hats look gray to a blue hat.

Furthermore, the blue hat is wide brimmed. It’s big enough to cover a black hat if a bad guy wanted to take his crimes to the next level.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, enough with this blue hat talk! Wtf do you mean by it anyway?”

Ever see a United Nations peacekeeper? Then you’ve seen a blue hat.

un uninvolved in peace

 

 

 

End note

Before I go, I just want to take a shot at soup kitchen Christians. They go over to Africa and think the answer to everything is to build a school for girls. Here’s their three step plan (to borrow a meme from South Park):

1. Build a school for girls
2. ????
3. Successful society

No. At its best, a school for girls will give them more literate means to describe how much their third world country sucks. At its worst, a school for girls will collect them all in one spot and leave them vulnerable to mass kidnappings.

The best thing Christianity can offer a society is a God-given standard of justice. Jesus gives his followers white hats. Whether or not they wear a badge or sling a gun.

The headdress of Islam is the black towel head of injustice.

Whatever happened to the search for MH370?

Screen Shot 2014-05-20 at 12.59.14 AMWhatever happened to the urgent search for MH370? It kinda fizzled out. I wrote the following in the days after its disappearance, while the whole world was still glued to their smart phones refreshing their newsfeeds.

The disappearance of MH370 makes apparent the inherent failures of liberalism.  The first failure of liberalism is laziness. You see this in how America abdicated its role as highly advanced super power.  The second failure of liberalism is the willful delusion of multiculturalism.

On the night of the plane’s disappearance, our smartphones chimed with the headline, “plane missing.”

We who went to sleep without reading further, woke in the morning to confirm our suspicions. Muslims. And we had to read deep in the article.

Here’s how the headline should have read: “Plane from Muslim country, piloted by Muslims, with stowaway Muslims cuts radar contact.”

But multiculturalism demands that liberals see every culture as equal. So this massive search wasn’t for the missing plane. Nope. Liberals were searching for an explanation that absolved the Muslims from guilt.

Liberals insist to themselves that it’s just as likely Tea Party conservative Christians hijacked the plane as Muslims. BTW, why would the Tea Party hijack a plane? To fly it to a income-tax free island and homeschool the hostages, of course.
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Donald Sterling, Magic Johnson, and Condoms.

Screen Shot 2014-05-13 at 10.28.03 AMWhat if Donald Sterling had uttered his racist words into a condom? That’s what I ask myself as I a marvel at how thin-skinned and immature some American blacks are. Especially Magic Johnson.

Part of maturity is understanding when to ignore an insult and when to respond. I’m not very far down that road, but I’m certainly further along than Magic. He just tattle-taled!

I imagine the commissioner was busy in an NBA boardroom meeting when Magic Johnson burst in, tears steaming down his cheeks and a pouty bottom lip.

“Lil’ Magic JonJon! What’s wrong?”

“Mr. Commissioner, Mr. Commissioner! Donald Sterling said nasty racist things about me!”

The commissioner pats Magic Johnson on the head. “There, there, lil’ Magic JonJon. Did the big, mean Donald Sterling hurt your widdle feewings?”

Magic Johnson nods yes through sobs.

“Aw! How about I take his team away?”

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Pray to Obama on the National Day of Prayer

Obama, hear our prayer.

Why I Won’t See “God’s Not Dead.” (SPOILER ALERT: I’m a Christian)

Screen Shot 2014-04-30 at 12.19.32 AMGuys, stop texting me “God’s not dead.” I already know that. And if this is some ploy to get me to see some movie it won’t work.

I refuse to see God’s Not Dead.

Everyone just gasped like I said something heretical. And one person pipes up and is like, “Jimmy, it’s your Christian patriotic duty to buy tickets to that movie.”

Huh? So now I’m Christian Benedict Arnold. Can you tell me what God’s Not Dead is about?

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Romney Predicted Putin would Invade Ukraine. Wow.

Paul Ryan wants everyone to know Mitt Romney was right. He predicted in the 2012 presidential campaign that Russia was our biggest national security threat, and they would attack Ukraine.

Paul Ryan is like, “Hey everyone, we told you so. That’s amazing right?!”
And everyone is like, *unenthusiastic arrhythmic clapping.*

And he’s waiting for a crescendo of clapping that culminates in a standing ovation, but it just dies out at two or three claps per person. But really only a few people were perfunctorily clapping, and at least one had no idea why.

Then the only noise is Paul Ryan’s heavy breathing into the microphone.
That wasn’t really a bold prediction, buddy. (Sarah Palin made it too.) Saying that Russia would invade an unarmed Ukraine is like saying the New England Patriots will defeat the Buffalo Bills. Okay, by how much? (You want to see a bold Patriots prediction, watch this video.)

When has Russia *not* attacked its neighbors?
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America, Asleep Like Jonah

This Sunday my pastor preached out of the book of Jonah. And we all got a good laugh out of God’s prophet falling asleep in the bottom of the boat during the storm.

Can we Americans really laugh at Jonah? Aren’t we a city on a hill? Yet we are rebelling against God’s commands. There’s a storm brewing all around the globe. Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran are all gearing up for war against us. It would be better for us if we were actually asleep to this storm.

But we’re not. We’re just rolling around the bilge like its a game.

Everything is a game to the over-entertained, sleep-deprived American.

Look at how Sleep is a theme in the Bible. Fools always sleep at the wrong time. For example at harvest when it’s time to work. Or most famously when Jesus asked his disciples to stay alert and pray right before his betrayal.

America found a folly worse than sleep. Entertainment.
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Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? (Answer: Liberals.)

who cares if Michael sam is gay

Who cares if Michael Sam is Gay? Civil rights leaders such as the hosts of “Men on Films” do. *snap snap snap*

So an openly gay man is going to play in the NFL. Yawn! Can you let me know when the NFL drafts a woman?

A lot of people wonder: Who cares if Michael Sam is gay? Does it make a difference if an NFL player is gay?

Well, let’s not pretend a gay man hasn’t been on a 53 man roster at some point in the league’s history. But Michael Sam stands poised to become the first openly gay man. Unless a current player comes out of the closet before the draft, of course.

Rush Limbaugh even posed the question. Why do liberals make such a big deal of Michael Sam? And yesterday he asked it like a riddle. Why do liberals make a political issue out of homosexuality?

I’ll answer that question just like I did last week concerning the push for amnesty. It’s because the liberals, the democrats, and yes, even your president, all hate God.

You see, gay marriage has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with gender. God created gender and marriage. Liberals, prompted by their hatred for God, struggle to erase the distinctions between man and woman and in so doing, rid the fingerprints of God from creation.

Gay marriage in one fell swoop desecrates marriage and obliterates gender.

Gay marriage has nothing to do with sex.

To prove this point let’s evaluate the claim that marriage discriminates against gays.

If that were true, when I went to marry Denise, the New York State court clerk would have required us to prove neither of us were gay before she granted our marriage license. As it was, we just applied as bride and groom. In fact, she didn’t even ask who was the bride and who was the groom.

Gay marriage doesn’t discriminate against straights either. When two men apply for their marriage license at Boston city hall, they are not required to prove their homosexuality. Good thing. It’s tough enough walking through that nightmarish building without seeing gay public displays of affection.

All gay marriage does is abolish the legal acknowledgement of gender. But why?

Look at page one of the Bible. What refrain is repeated on day 6 of creation? “Male and female, he created them.” Do you see that God created gender? Every creature that swims, flies, or crawls on the earth is either male or female.

God took special steps to create man. Then from him took extra ordinary steps to make woman. She’s the jewel of creation. The union between man and his woman is described this way: “For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and the two will become one flesh.”

Marriage. What a thing of mysterious beauty. It’s God who set Love in motion. Who can be against it?

Liberals. They hate it. It’s unequal and therefore unfair.

Why should it be that only a man and a woman can have such deep, spiritual, intimate union? Why can’t two men or two women? Following this delusion, liberals hijack our government and direct it full steam against the brick wall of God’s reality.

God is unfair.

If men and woman are different and unequal things are unfair, then God in creating gender is unfair.

But wait, it gets worse. Ever hear the phrase “the weaker sex?” It comes from the Bible. In Peter’s first epistle. Open your eyes to the fact that men are stronger than women.

What is the best, most incontrovertible example of this inequality of strength between man and woman?

Women in the NFL.

No women play in the NFL. No woman has ever played in the NFL. No woman ever will.

The physical demands of the job lay light years beyond what a woman is physically capable of enduring.

Could a woman play football? I mean, yea, uhh, I guess. She could hold a football and run with it. But each roster spot in the NFL pays at minimum $285,000. With all the millions of dollars at stake and the chance to achieve athletic glory and acclaim, the men who play in the NFL are the cream of the cream of all athletes in the world — and even human history.

And the women are on the sideline cheering them on.

Consider Sebastian Vollmer. 6’8″ 320 lbs. 37″ standing vertical leap. He benched 225 lbs 32 times on Pro Day. Originally from Germany, he emigrated to the USA to ultimately play for the New England Patriots. He has a base salary of $17 million over the next four years playing in the NFL.

With that kind of money, where’s the 320 lb woman vying for his job? Well, if a chick weighs that much, she isn’t doing much jumping. The only thing she’s pressing is ham paninis.

Is there some grand conspiracy to keep women out of the NFL? Yes. And the conspirator is sitting on a throne in heaven.

The Super Bowl championship for Liberals would be for a woman to play in the NFL. But the nature of reality keeps defeating their delusional aspirations time after time after time.

So they are left holding a consolation prize. An AFC championship of sorts.

An openly gay player in the NFL. Is that remarkable? Yes. But is it a championship victory? No. Sam is not a woman, he’s just a gay man.

Liberals are the Buffalo Bills of undermining God’s creation.

Why Do Republicans Push For Amnesty?

This week, if you listened to Rush Limbaugh, you heard him in agony, befuddled the question: Why do republicans push for amnesty? They are committing political suicide by pushing for amnesty! Guys, I can explain why. It’s because of He who lends Limbaugh his talent. God-dddddddddd.

Specifically, the Republicans push for amnesty to reject their association with God.

Don’t get the connection? You will by the end of this post. But first you need to understand the sociological and spiritual context of the USA.

Barack Obama hates God. And the Democrats rebel against God and everything he stands for. Now the problem with rebelling against God is that he’s too far away and too invisible to attack. So the ungodly are left to attack those who in their minds stand for God. And in the Democrats’ case, Republicans stand for God.

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, you’ve jumped the shark. There’s no way the Republican buffoons are any thing like God.”

Yea, in real life they are not like God. But we’re not talking about IRL. We’re talking about the delusional minds of liberals.

The liberals imagine a straw man Republican. This filthy rich, white, obese man even looks like a pig in his dapper pinstriped suit. He lights huge cigars with wads of cash and laughs through the smoke, slapping the back of his rich power broker friends, recalling how they swindled the poor to line their own pockets.

To top it all off this jerk married a woman, got her pregnant, and didn’t give her the choice whether to carry it to term or not. Jerk.

Do you see how the straw man Republican puts a pejorative spin on God’s attributes? God is powerful. All powerful in fact. God is rich. He owns everything. God is successful. Even when they tried to kill his son, he used it to victory. Furthermore he rigged this world so that he alone has the secret plan for success. The Bible.

And to top it all off, God made woman to bear children. That is the greatest unfairness of all.

This is why when Obama decreed that woman shouldn’t pay for birth control, the Democrats took it as a slam against the Republicans. In real life, what does birth control have to do with the Republican Party? Nothing. But in the delusional mind of Democrats, it was a direct hit against God, represented by successful white men, on behalf of women, who unfairly get pregnant.

Don’t like what I’m saying? Neither do the Republicans. They don’t want to suffer the scorn of the ungodly. They yearn for a political system of cordial, honorable cooperation. Even when they are at odds with the Democrats, they want to swirl whiskey with them when the dust settles. They want to win the esteem of their opposition, like gentlemen on the 18th century battlefield, who shake hands and congratulate each other for a gallant fight.

They don’t care to win. If the Democrats are ice cream, they just want to be a different flavor. All that matters is that the juvenile in this country scream for them too. And invite them to star-studded galas. And speak glowingly of them on the evening news. And broadcast puff pieces about them on the E! Entertainment news after that. Oh, and that TMZ would lay off them.

The Republican’s problem is that the ungodly will never esteem God. So they wonder, “How can we shake this ‘God’ reputation we have and shift it to the Tea Party?”

And here’s how they do it. God is a God of Law. The Bible is full of rules. Life is full of rules that God wrote. The whole universe operates on rules, created by God to order everything. This extends from the highest heavens to the earth, to our society and personal lives. Law.

In our country, the essence of law is to be a citizen. Illegal aliens defy the law just by the nature of their existence. To advocate for amnesty would be to pass a law against Law, and so annihilate justice on behalf of “fairness.”

When the Republicans say they want amnesty they are saying they want the praise of Democrats above the honor of God. They want the will of man above the Law of God.

Amnesty is the death blow to their symbolic representation of God.

God doesn’t need to kill the Republican Party for denying him. By giving them what they want, they kill themselves.

“Like a muddied spring or polluted fountain is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked.” Proverbs 25:26

Christmas, Dick Blumenthal, and FedEx

The way Senator Dick Blumenthol (D) treated UPS and Fed Ex this Christmas proves my adage: Americans want the good things without the God things. In fact, each year at Christmas, Americans prove this to a higher degree than the previous year. It’s to the point that I’m ready to predict next year will be the last Christmas ever.

You probably heard on the news that in the few days preceding Christmas, UPS and Fed Ex could not keep up with the last minute flood of gift orders. In fact, some people didn’t get their little Christmas presents in time for Christmas. Oh no! So sad! :’(

But you probably didn’t hear that Connecticut’s senior senator took a public stand against the delivery companies, demanding that they refund the customers. Here is his statement, from the Wilton Patch:

“I am disappointed to learn that so many consumers in Connecticut and across the country made purchases this holiday season expecting their gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, but instead were left empty-handed. The men and women of UPS – as well as the United States Postal Service and FedEx – do tremendous work this time of year, putting in grueling, long hours delivering gifts, and we are all grateful for their efforts. It is incumbent upon these companies, however, that when a customer is quoted a delivery date ahead of Christmas, gifts arrive on time. In a very real sense, Christmas is on the line. I call on UPS to do the right thing and provide refunds to people whose Christmases were a little less cheery as a result of their late deliveries.”

Oh. Okay. Did these companies violate a federal law by not delivering the packages by christmas? Uhh, No. If they issued a guarantee, then their own reputation is on the line to honor the terms of that guarantee. But if Dick Blumenthol wants to hold an entity to its explicitly stated guarantee, perhaps “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor,” would be a better place to start.

Yet that’s not the point. Here it is. Look at the first sentence of this post. What letter is next to Blumenthol’s name? D. We’re talking about Christmas here. Do the Godless liberals of the Democrat party defend the public celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ? No. They attack every detail of the holiday to absurd lengths. The colors red and green are not safe from liberal’s prohibitions.

Liberals want the presents! Don’t get them wrong. They just don’t want Christmas. They want you and everyone else to start buying things the day after Thanksgiving for absolutely no reason at all. Then give those things to each other promptly on December 25, which you’ll have off from work. But again, that day has no significance.

Liberals want the good things without the God things.

Liberals want the good things NOW! They demand the good things be delivered on EXACTLY before the day that they do not want to name, lest Jesus Christ be given a token of honor.

Well, you know what else is a God thing? Gratefulness.

Look, I belong to the Elephant party. I remember things. One of those things I remember is the 1980s. Back then, my sugary breakfast cereal said I could order a limited edition Sergeant Slaughter GI JOE action figure. But there was one major stipulation. I had to wait six to eight weeks for it to arrive.

And that was after cutting out an entry form, filling it out, putting it in an envelope, attaching postage, going to the post office and mailing it! (BTW, I destroyed that action figure during the Gulf War when Sergeant Slaughter betrayed America.)

UPS and Fed Ex smashed the whole “wait six to eight weeks to arrive.” Are you grateful for UPS and Fed Ex enacting a huge change in our American life? A change we never thought possible.

We’ve always wanted things right away. And with 1800 numbers and such, we’ve been able to order things right away. But to physically receive something right away is a marvelous feat. I am extra grateful to these stellar companies for doing just that.

Typical of Americans who want the good things without the God things is the ungratefulness that follows the amazing. UPS and FedEx perform this amazing service day in and day out to the point that we expect it. Who’s kidding who? We DEMAND it!

Lots of people ask why God doesn’t perform miracles all the time. This is why. If miracles were common place, we’d get used to them, expect them, then demand them as if they were owed to us.

Life is a miracle, my friend. And it covers this earth. Yet we take it for granted.

I don’t take you guys for granted. Thanks for reading and I hope you had a Merry Christmas. Happy New Year.

Oh, and one more thing, since we were speaking of ordering toys online.

I have a Facebook friend whose son loves vintage wrestling figures. One time she left her computer logged into eBay and the kid ordered a ton of 80′s WWF Superstars. Lol! That’s my kind of kid. He even joined a wrestling club. I was going to post on her wall, “Hey, Lorena, your kid is the best.” But then I thought, no that would be creepy. So I just wrote about it on my blog instead.

Life Originated Underground.

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Guys, I already disproved science. But that didn’t stop some numbskull scientists from postulating a new scientific theory that the origin of life on Earth occurred deep underground. This theory rests on the discovery of genetically similar subterranean microbes all over the globe. And with the publication of this theory, we find a predictable argument in the comments section: Creationists and evolutionists bickering in a manner reminiscent of my dogs fighting over the chance to eat a crunchy poop.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, you love to comment on articles. I’m sure you chimed right in.”

No. I already I disproved science, so why would I defend evolution?

And they’re like, “We thought you were creationist.”

Pssh. No. Don’t insult my intelligence. I don’t believe in creationism. I certainly don’t believe in science. Like I said. I disproved it. Watch my video.

God’s trump card is, and has always been, that he was there when he created the earth and we weren’t. That’s why the creationist versus evolutionist debate is a stupid waste of time. We will never know for sure how God made the universe. Read more

I Disagree with Pastor Mark Driscoll about Abortion

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I need to disrespectfully disagree with Pastor Mark Driscoll. Again.

He quoted Proverbs 8:36 in a Facebook post to promote his 10 Commandments sermon series. But he put in these bad brackets and totally misquoted and ruined the verse.

Mark Driscoll wrote, “All who hate me [God] love death.”

No. No. No. The “me” in this verse is not God. The “me” in this verse is a woman. Her name is Wisdom! Some say I’m splitting hairs. I’m not. This woman makes a major point about a form of murder. Abortion.

So I demanded a correction. I didn’t get one. Then just this week, he quotes again from the Woman Wisdom’s monologue in Proverbs Chapter 8, and commits the same error suggesting that it was Jesus who says, “He who fails to find me injures himself.”

mark driscoll abortion

C’mon now!

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, why would you be so rude to such a stellar Christian leader as Pastor Mark?”

Because I’m an aspiring Bible preacher. And being a preacher is a lot like being in prison. To establish yourself, you need to identify the top dog then beat him in a fight. Otherwise the other inmates will steal your cigarettes from under your pillow. By that, I mean other preachers will steal your sermon illustrations. (Pastors are the biggest sermon illustration thieves ever.) Read more

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