The Tragedy in Boston

The tragedy in Boston.

Today the warm spring winds rustled the newly sprouted buds on the trees. Bostonians would normally enjoy this sound after a long winter. Yet the constant backdrop of sirens spoiled its sweetness as countless emergency vehicles sped down our roads. Boston and its surrounding communities are on lock down. Residents are warned to avoid travel. Businesses are advised to stay closed. Families in Watertown cannot even leave their houses.

If you did travel this morning, you could hardly even get into the left lane of the highway. A constant stream of Police cars, police trucks, and police motorcycles from surrounding departments kept pouring into town, treating the left lane like their own 90 mph HOV lane.

When my wife saw the military style vehicles on the news, she incredulously asked where they even park these monsters. Who knew Massachusetts owned these trucks? (I did. Massachusetts is actually on the forefront of designing and manufacturing many of these weapon technologies.)

All this, and just yesterday President Barack Obama swooped into town for an interfaith healing service. Can you believe it? Just yesterday! To compare the vainglory of yesterday with the sober, martial environment of today, I just marvel about how idiotic Obama is.

And not just idiotic. Hapless. As I type this, I hear on the radio that the suspects’ Cambridge apartment was a bomb factory. If these guys evaded the Marathon’s bomb detection, why did Obama think that his Secret Service could thwart them?

When Obama landed, the FBI did not have the identities of the suspects confirmed. They were still at large. The FBI didn’t know how many were involved with them. What was Obama thinking to even come to Boston and divert our attention away from apprehending the terrorists?

He was thinking it was his job to defy the fear of terrorists. He was thinking it was his job to ramble on like a black preacher and tell us we shall run again. He was thinking it was his job to inspire us.

Oh, how cute. But that’s not his job. He’s not the nation’s chief inspirative. He’s the country’s chief executive. His job is to execute the laws congress enacts. His job is to execute judgement against criminals. His job is to execute our nation’s enemies. His job is to capture and execute the Boston Bombers.

“One who is slack in his work
is brother to one who destroys.” Proverbs 18:9

Speaking of idiocy, an interfaith service is idiotic in itself. Can we really sit down and pray in a house of worship with Islam’s followers? No. To deny America’s enemies are Musilm is a delusion. It’s a tragic delusion.

The bombings in Boston were not a tragedy. The bombings were an atrocity. The tragedy was the interfaith healing service.

The bombers were not insane. They were evil. The insane are the liberals who repeatedly refuse to acknowledge our Muslim enemies.

The tragedy of Boston is liberalism. The insane are Boston’s liberal Governor, Senators, and President. The insane liberals allowed Muslim terrorists into our country to begin with.

Remember what I say. A liberal misunderstands the nature of God and is disconnected from reality. God commands us to execute judgement against the lawless. Liberals want to excuse laws, lest they be judgmental.

It is not good to be partial to the wicked
and so deprive the innocent of justice.” (Proverbs 18:5)

Pray for Boston (post about Patriots Day postponed)

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Guys, if you can read this, thank God. If you have all your limbs and are uninjured, thank God. If your friends and loved ones are alive and well, thank God. In terrible moments like this, I can only bow my heart before God and pray for his mercy. We can only pray for God’s mercy on Boston and everyone visiting to run the Marathon. Not everyone who was at the race today made it out uninjured. May Father God bless those victims and heal them.

One of the things we must pray for is justice. The perpetrators of this violent act deserve death. The President addressed the nation and said we must find why they did this. No. I don’t care why. May their reasons die with them. There is no valid reason to carry our such an atrocity.

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You cannot forget or ignore things like this.

Out of deference for these victims of the crimes committed today, the video scheduled to drop will be postponed. The video explains what Patriots Day is about. Btw, the Minutemen had the Boston Massacre in mind when they mustered against the Red Coats. I hope that our nation’s leaders will not forget the victims today when they execute judgement against these pukes.

“The Lord examines the righteous,
but the wicked, those who love violence,
he hates with a passion.
On the wicked he will rain
fiery coals and burning sulfur;
a scorching wind will be their lot.” Psalm 11:5-6

Everyone in the country feels such a burden after witnessing the bloody scenes on Boston’s streets. Unlike watching similar scenarios broadcast from distant lands, seeing a terrorist bomb the city I know well and love very much hurts deeply. There’s Blood right there on the sidewalks of Boylston Street. Blood! It chills my blood to see it.

Thank God for Boston’s first responders! May they find any undetonated bombs, if there are any. Thank God for Boston’s hospitals. May God give them wisdom to mend the broken bodies.

May God bless you and comfort you, too.

“You, God, see the trouble of the afflicted;
you consider their grief and take it in hand.
The victims commit themselves to you;
you are the helper of the fatherless.
Break the arm of the wicked man;
call the evildoer to account for his wickedness
that would not otherwise be found out.” Psalm 10:14

With tears, Jimmy.

 

Featured image from @BostonTweet: Beautiful Boston Sunset Tonight After our Darkest Day – “Say a prayer for Boston tonight” (pic @berkie1) 

What is God’s Will for my Life? (Answer: Life Pickles)

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So I took to facebook to post a life update which was as follows:

LIFE UPDATE: We’re moving on April 29. A lot of people ask me where to and what my new job is. I don’t know. yet. I believe it’s God’s will for us to move. So it’s God’s responsibility to provide us with these things. So stop asking me! Ask God! In prayer! Thanks.

A bunch of my friends commented with a great deal of encouragement. And some also gave sales pitches for their own cities. (I just want everyone to know that I’ll only move my family to a Red State.) Each of these friends live lives of faith, so they commiserate with our situation.

God purposefully leads his faithful into life pickles that confound our expectations and challenge our faith. Read more

My Social Media Strategy

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My social media strategy stinks. Typical of other aspects of my life, it’s a failure. (I am a failure at life.) Yet I don’t give up because of my faith and hope in God and his vindication. Until then, I feel called by God to bash my head against the wall with endurance and patience.

This is pretty preposterous I know. Everybody hates me, everybody hopes I die. This is true on twitter where I have over 1000 unfollowers. This is true on youtube where most of my videos go viral. (That is to say they make people sick and they avoid them.) This is true on Facebook where my wall is constructed of blocks. This is true on tumblr where bloggers ignore my questions and answer annon’s. This is especially true IRL. I ask people to checkout my website feedingjimmy.com. I never hear from them or see them again.

Why don’t I just give up on social media? Believe me, I’d love to. Except God revealed to me some amazing things in his Word. With it came a burning in my chest stronger than a Taco Bell Cool Ranch Doritos Taco heartburn. Most days I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown. But a positive nervous breakdown.

I must get this message out. And social media is a MEDIUM for information. My failures to this point will do nothing but prove that any traction I get from now on comes from God.

I must convey this message through any MEDIUM at my disposal. Including twitter, youtube, Facebook, tumblr and IRL. Especially IRL. So many of us are sick of hunching over a small illuminated screen at all hours of the day and night. Would you like to look into my eyes – in person – as I teach you about the food eating freedom that we have in Jesus Christ?

We’re all tired of the snide, drunken cynicism on twitter. We’re all tired of the pretentious, guilt-ridden scrapbooking on Facebook. We’ve had enough of the psudo-intellectual heel biting on tumblr. (not to mention porn. what’s wrong with these kids on tumblr. They have interior design posts then suddenly a pornographic image. Oh, sorry. It’s art.) Pinterest? I’m not even sure I’m allowed to log onto there. It’s like that magazine Real Simple. They don’t really make it clear if it’s just for women or not. youtube. I’m not going to say anything bad about youtube. But I’m sure that some people somewhere are tired of it. I guess the most sickening thing there is the shameless self promotion.

Ok. But if I use all these social media for the purpose of conveying the Gospel of Jesus Christ then LOOK OUT. And I mean the actual Gospel. Not this liberal nonsense that gets spread around today. That’s my new social media strategy. Make every thought captive and obedient to Christ. And also to emphasize this message IRL.

Gay Marriage is Wrong

Same sex marriage is wrong

It’s amazing that the same society that bases itself on Science is too stupid to tell the difference between a woman’s vagina and a man’s anus. But here we are handing out marriage licenses so men can legally sodomize each other. No. Gay marriage is wrong.

Our government cares so much about its population that it controls what we eat and smoke. Yet the government disregards the fact that sodomy’s participants enter the diaper years early on in life. Can Obamacare really afford to pay for diapers for middle aged gay men?

To the liberals here in America, this is hate speech. Yet this alludes to ancient words in the Bible. Are you trying to say the Holy Bible is hate speech? Read more

The Problem with Public Schools

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The problem with public schools is liberals who turn footnotes of American history into whole chapters.

The problem with public schools is the same problem with all America. Liberals. In fact, America’s church suffers a severe liberal infestation too. When I say liberals I mean people who misunderstand the nature of God and are disconnected from reality. The root of liberalism is ignorance.

To uproot the ignorance of liberals, let’s overhaul the American public education system. First, American students need to learn about God. Second, studying history begins an education about reality that life experience will continue.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, you cannot teach kids about God in school. SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!”

Well, okay, THANKS for proving my POINT! Early American students were taught to read English from the Bible in public schools before the ink on the constitution even dried. You liberals would know that factoid if you studied history. But since you’ve decided to be purposefully ignorant, God sent you the whole way, and you’re delusional now. So delusional, you imagine that the phrase, “separation of church and state,” appears in the Constitution. Read more

The Gospel: The Only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.’

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NRA vice president Wane LaPierre accidentally preached the Gospel when he said “The only thing that stops a bag guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.” (modified image originally by Gage Skidmore)

Two weeks after the Newtown Massacre, the National Rifle Association held a press conference where its vice president, Wayne LaPierre, preached the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Whether he knew it or not, I don’t know. Sometimes the best preachers don’t even know it. But Mr. LaPierre preached the Gospel when he said, “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.”

Satan is a bad guy with a gun, Jesus is a good guy with a gun. I don’t need to tell you who wins the standoff, you can flip to the last page of the Bible and read for yourself. (SPOILER ALERT: It’s Jesus.) But how he wins is a message of good news for each one of us. It’s a message whose crux is the cross.

Barack Obama and his voters oppose this message, btw. After the Newtown Massacre, your president addressed the nation, telling us we need to “come together to take meaningful action to prevent more tragedies like this.” He and the Democrat party are telling you that gun control will prevent massacres.

This is a LIE! Read more

Mummies had Heart Disease. I predicted this.

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Science said Yummy Mummy gave you heart disease. Now it says mummies had heart disease. (photo courtesy traci*s_retro)

“Atherosclerosis is thought to be a disease of modern human beings and related to contemporary lifestyles.”

This above quote begins a summary of the Horus Study, published in the Lancet Journal. In the Horus Study, a team of scientists CT scanned mummies’ hearts. These mummies were from long-ago ages and distant lands that did not have Burger King. They discovered that mummies had heart disease. I predicted this.

Atherosclerosis is heart disease, btw. It’s when the pipes to the heart get clogged. And I also want to point out that the mummies didn’t get heart disease. It was the people who while living got heart disease. Then when they died they became mummies. Mummies with Atherosclerosis.

How could I have predicted that? Because I insist science is a fallacy. I believe the highest source of wisdom and knowledge is God’s revelation, the Bible. In the Bible we have the ancient saints eating fat, salt, and cholesterol. And creator God condoned it.

But we live in a society that rejected God and propped up Science as the highest form of wisdom and knowledge. Not only that, but the science worshipers mocked those who follow God by faith.

When you reject God he gives you over to what you rejected him for and you ironically prove God’s wisdom.

So science started teaching us to avoid fatty food claiming it’s bad for you. People blindly followed this teaching by faith. What fools!

The whole idea that fat is bad for you is exactly why I say science is a fallacy. Read more

What does sequester mean?

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what does sequester mean? Mene, Mene, Tekel, Parsin. (image courtesy of wikimedia commons.)

What does sequester mean? A lot of people are wondering the definition. All they know about sequestration is that Obama whips America into a frenzy about it.

Sequestration has to do with a few billion dollars that might be automatically cut form the federal budget unless a new budget deal is agreed on. It’s a relatively small amount, yet according to Democrats, we average Americans will suffer immensely because of these cuts. They threaten long lines at the air port, dangerous cuts to defense funding, and furloughs for government employees. My question is, if there is a budget shortfall, why are the most essential programs the first to go? Read more

The Pope Resigned

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Loading instant coffee up into your mustache is the best way to wake.

Early Monday morning Ray Flynn was on the radio. I thought that maybe he had a new show on WBZ because he was talking for so long. About what I couldn’t tell. Until I dipped my mustache into my instant coffee. That’s really the key to caffeine absorption. Through the mustache. But anyways, after my alertness levels rose, I learned there was breaking news. The Pope resigned.

My first thought was, “Oh no. What if the new Pope doesn’t oppose Obama’s abortion and birth control mandates?”

What does that say about me? I don’t know. But yes, I did think that. You know what I preach. There are three great follies that afflict America. (Actually there are four.) One of them is birth control. And abortion goes way beyond folly into the realms of evil.

The Catholic Church remains an ardent supporter of life and family. It’s sad to say, but Obamacare targets the faith of Catholics, as if he’s categorically against religious beliefs. He demands that Catholic institutions pay for abortion measures. Our president betrayed Catholics who supported him. But what do you expect? The Bible asks, “Can a man scoop fire into his lap and not get burned?” (Bible, Proverbs 6:27)

So I hope the new Pope doesn’t give into liberal ideologies. Because many of America’s leaders still respect the positions of the Catholic Church. It would be a shame if they lost even a bit of vigilance standing up for the rights of the unborn.

I’m not Catholic, yet I’m fascinated by how everyone thinks he can chime in on who should be the next Pope and what his positions should be. It’s the business of religion to tell you how to live, not your business to dictate the tenants of a religion.

So many people are like, “Yea, I’m Catholic, but I think women should be ordained.”

Okay, then start your own religion where women are ordained and call it the Caffolic church. But once you do, BOOM, it’s not Catholic anymore. So you’ve defeated your whole purpose.

Returning again to the subject of conscience and Obamacare, I ask a burning question. Why is only the Catholic Church allowed to protest Obamacare? That’s the way the story is framed in public debate. The media asks how the Catholic Church can meet the provisions without violating its conscience. But each and every one of us has a conscience even if we’re not a religious organization. How come we each don’t get to protest the Obamacare provisions? Can’t a corporation protest the evil of Obamacare too?

I’ll answer my own burning question, if you don’t mind.

The Godless liberals framed the debate in this way as the final step in eliminating God from America. America used to teach about God in public schools. God was the centerpiece of public life. But you know the story, some vague notion of “separation of church and state” became the reason to remove God from public institutions. God then was relegated to private life.

This Obamacare debate further displaces God out of private life and exclusively into official religious organizations. No longer can individuals or business owners even debate evils such as abortion. Only churches can.

Don’t believe me? Ask Hobby Lobby.

The Catholic Church is not the only religious organization opposed to abortion. But it’s the largest and most organized. In its history, it’s notorious for political maneuvers. By uniquely targeting the Catholic Church, Obama and the Godless Democrats hope to destroy religion and remove God from American life completely.

Manti Te’o and Barack Obama

 

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So, it turns out that Manti Te’o's cancer-stricken, tragically deceased girlfriend was a hoax. When this news flooded twitter, am I the only one who instantly made a connection between Manti Te’o and Barack Obama?

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy, no. Don’t go there.”

And I’m like, Go where? How do you know what I’m going to say?

And they’re like, “Are you going to make a connection between Lennay Kekua and Obama’s ‘composite’ girlfriend in his memoir? Or Clint Eastwood’s empty chair?”

No. But those are good ones! Perhaps you can start your own blog and attack the president.
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You Said “Ask And I’ll Give the Nations to You”

At church today we sang this song called, “You Said.” Well, I didn’t really sing it, because I was thrown off by the lyrics. Here’s how the chorus went:

“You said, “Ask and I’ll give the nations to you”

Oh, Lord, that’s the cry of my heart

Distant shores and the islands will see

Your light, as it rises on us”

I’m sitting there thinking, are we as a church praying that God gives us the nations? If so, what nations? America? Russia? Red Sox nation? Just one or all of them? I was not aware God just gave away nations like that. This is like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but instead of chocolate it’s nations!

Anyways, I’m driving home with my wife, and I’m like, “Honey, what does that even mean ‘Ask and I’ll give the nations to you?’”

And she’s like, “I don’t know but I didn’t sing it. It sounds too multicultural.”

See how great my wife is? She doesn’t fall for any of that multicultural nonsense. She’s carefully selected by God for me. (Bible, Proverbs 18:22)

So I was like, “Honey, it’s probly some misquoted verse where David is hiding in a cave praying that God smites all the nations rising up against Israel. What else can you expect from ignorant liberals except irony?”
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Why does anyone need an assault rifle?

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Why does anyone need an assault rifle? To kill people. Duh. (photo courtesy of Offspring_18_87)

Why does anyone need an assault rifle? To kill people. Duh! That’s the stupidest question I ever bothered to answer. Why else would anybody get an assault rifle? To have a more expensive way to point a flashlight?

Sure there are many other weapons that can kill a man, but the assault rifle has features that make that job much easier. Especially in combat. It has a pistol grip that allows it to be held more ergonomically. It has attachments that help aim the gun and illuminate the target. Most importantly, it has a magazine that contains 30 bullets. Much better than a 6-shooter on the nightstand or the single shot in a hunter’s rifle.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, I don’t see the need for anybody to have that much power.”

Honey, the only reason you don’t see the need for such a weapon is because somewhere the weapon is doing its job. Even when it’s not fired. It’s called a deterrent. Violent force and the fear of violent force are part of reality. It’s not our job to change the world. Read more

Why are So many Kids Obese if So Many are Hungry?

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“Let’s Move,” says Michelle Obama. The nation’s obese kids do the truffle shuffle.

Michelle Obama starves school kids with a meager school lunch program to combat obesity. Then she takes money right out of your pay check to feed the nation’s hungry with WIC, EBT cards, and food stamps. Does anyone else notice this obvious contradiction? Why are so many kids obese if so many are hungry? Read more

Jesus. The Ultimate Pacifist?

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The rider on the white horse signing peace treaties. by Viktor Vasnetsov

A few of my Facebook friends linked up a Huffington Post article by Jonathan D. Fitzgerald, called “The Christian Pacifist Response to the Newtown Tragedy.” Now, I guess pacifists can be Christians too. But as I read the article it became clear that Mr. Fitzgerald and the Huffington Post commenters thought that Jesus was a pacifist. That’s stupid. It’s like saying Jesus is a vegetarian. It’s wrong and easy to disprove. Just read the Bible.

Some people right now are like, “Jimmy! How can you say that?” Read more

Seeker Insensitive

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This neighborhood wasn’t seeker sensitive.

Hello, I’m Jimmy Kinkade. Welcome to feedingjimmy.com. We hold out the Gospel of Jesus Christ by making an example of food folly. I want to warn you readers that we are not seeker sensitive. In fact, we are seeker insensitive. Say, for example, you are rich and you want to know how to get saved. We will tell you to Read more

Russians Stockpile Doomsday Salt

Russians salt.Drudge had up this article from the Telegraph about how Russians are gearing up for the Mayan calandar December 21 doomsday and hoarding salt.(Russian residents buy up tinned goods and matches ahead of apocalypse) Here’s a curious part, germane to feedingjimmy.com

In an editorial on Friday, the Moscow broadsheet Vedomosti said the atmosphere of unease reflected something deep in the Russian character. “Your average American will run for salt and matches only under the real threat of a storm or tornado, announced by the authorities for the next day.
“Our Russian psychosis has two curious features. Firstly, that an 80 per cent Christian Orthodox society for some reason reacts to a Mayan calendar which no one has even seen. And secondly, that the end of the world is perceived as an economic crisis that can be survived on the banal level of consumption.”

Talk about cultural misconceptions. When Mr. Vedomosti sees Americans swarming the grocery stores ahead of a hurricane, he thinks we’re clamoring for salt. Nyet. Americans don’t get salt. We’re getting the infamous french toast ingredients, milk, bread, and eggs. (Actually, Egg Beater brand fat free egg substitute.)

Americans think salt is bad. Why would they get salt ahead of a storm? Americans can’t even keep their shovel through the summer, and we’re at the hardware store the first sign of blizzard.
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Cheering American Apostasy

Have you noticed more Christians rejoicing in America’s rejection of God? They think it’s uncool to defend the public display of the Ten Commandments. “Meh. It’s so old fashioned to fight to have a Cross displayed in a public park,” they blog. “That’s what my Uncle does and he wears what hipsters wear, but unironically.”

The best example of this sentiment is this article in the Huffington Post, by Richard Sterns, “Goodbye, Christian America; Hello, True Christianity.” He says that America’s rejection of God leads to true demonstrations of faith in God. Oh. I didn’t know rejecting Jesus Christ is how you get to know him.

Why did Mr. Sterns write this? Why do so many Christians agree with him? Read more

Spiritual Juggalos

christians against scienceFor years people have been falling over themselves to show how subservient they are to science. They’ve been desperate to prove they have no spiritual sentiment. Christians especially. Some black-hearted liberal comes along and taunts, “What are you, AGAINST SCIENCE?” and bullies everyone into submission. But not me.

Yes, black hearted liberal, I am against science. Read more

Everybody Hates Me. Everybody hopes I die.

Everybody hates feedingjimmy.com. Everybody hates me. Everybody hopes I die.

Right now some people are like, “Oh, Jimmy. That’s awful to say that.”

No. It’s not. Because now I know how the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase felt and it’s exhilarating.

But anyways, part of the reason people hate me is because of the firm stance I’ve taken that Jesus Christ is God and his revelation in the Bible is the highest truth and greatest knowledge. Read more