The Rats Eat Michelle Obama’s School Lunch #ThankYouMichelleObama


You know what I say about health food. It isn’t healthy and it isn’t food. I scornfully put quotes around “heath” and then around “food” then nest those quotes inside another set of quotes and I write "“health”“food.”"

Now there’s another dimension to the health food stupidity of godless liberals. And it’s the same thing that turns all liberal dreams into real-life nightmares: unintended consequences.

KCBS in San Francisco reports today that schools who implemented Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunch are plagued by rats. According to liberals on location, the public schools do not have the infrastructure needed to support a large amount of fresh foods. Nor can they handle the huge amount of waste generated by its rejection.

Infrastructure Problem

Ah, infrastructure. You know what that word means? Liberals demand a huge expenditure of money, and they disguise their excessiveness with a word that sounds so responsible and efficient: Infrastructure.

Did you know that we used to have an infrastructure that fed kids at school? Yup. It was efficient, reliable, and featured edible food packed with nutrients such as fat, salt, and cholesterol.

The food was processed and stored in such a way that you wouldn’t have a noteworthy rodent problem. Do rats chew through cans? No. So you can store food in cans easily in shelves, off the floor.

This system, developed over decades, did not inherently attract rats.

But according to the women’s health magazines Michelle Obama reads, carrots in a can are not as healthy as dirt-encrusted carrots just pulled from a manure-fertilized urban garden.

So she snaps her fingers in a z-pattern and pronounces that by the power vested in her granted by the United States Constitution, all schools in the country must hereby offer its students fresh carrots.

And so all of America’s schools go through the trouble and expense to truck in raw carrots. And rats.

How do raw carrots cause rats?

Have you ever been to a produce center? I used to go to the New England Produce center and the Boston Market. They are Boston’s two main warehouses for fresh fruit and vegtables. It’s where most stores and restaunts get their produce.

You know it, right? Over there by King Arthur’s court? (It’s a seedy strip club/motel.)

You go over the Tobin bridge, get off and drive through the slummed out El Barrio. Watch out for druggies stumbling out of their triple deckers and into the road. Then go towards the natural gas power plant. The pavement will run out and you’ll go down a rough dirt road past a bunch of abandoned old industrial buildings.

You could pretty much follow your nose to the spoiled onion smell. But just so you know, turn between the two scrap metal junk yards. And there you are! Welcome to Greater Boston’s home for fresh fruit and vegetables.

In this old train depot, amid the hustle and bustle of jalopy trucks backing up to open-air loading docks, are Mrs. Obama’s fresh carrots.

50 pounds of carrots are bundled in mesh bags, and stacked 5 feet high on a mildewed wooden pallet which is pushed into a corner over a standing puddle.

I can’t say I’ve seen rats at this produce center. But when I’m there, I’m too busy making sure I don’t get stabbed or robbed. The warehouse workers all know eachother from prison. That’s pretty much how you get a reference to work there.

There are two good things I can say about Boston’s produce center. First, the pinkie-ringed salesmen will make you a great deal on produce sold by the pallet or by the box. Cash talks. Big time.

Second, it’s a great joy as a trucker to run over fruit spilled on the filthy, muddy ground in between the buildings. Watermellons burst like turtles. Kiwis burst like mice. The really large kiwis burst like rats.

Wait! Maybe I have seen rats there!

So anyway, I don’t know if your picking up on the picture I’m painting here. But fresh fruit and vegetables go through a heck of a ride before they get to the school lunch tray. So the fact that carrots would bring rats with them for the ride wouldn’t surprise anyone who’s seen the sausage making of fresh vegetable making.

The 50-pound bag of Prevention

Are there any safeguards we can take to prevent rats from riding along with the carrots?

Yup. We can submerge the carrots in boiling hot water and stuff them in a can.

Oh wait. That’s called processing. It renders the carrot “unhealthy.”

A Christian Response to Ferguson

What should the Christian response to Ferguson be? Well, first of all, it should be immediatly practical and based on the Bible’s wisdom. Right now as I write this, blacks are rioting in Ferguson. That’s the first challenge we Christians must take on.

We can get the Blacks to stop rioting based on the wisdom of the Bible. It’s really easy. Here’s how:

Missouri Governor Nixon should shut off all EBT cards and food stamps until the rioting stops. This will work so well that he can send the cops home and save all the overtime pay.

The blacks in Ferguson act like animals because the state treats them like animals. The state feeds them and houses them like animals. So when they get angry, they stampede like a heard of brute beasts.

ferguson is a zoo

Ok, you want to act like animals? Animals get hungry eventually. So when these rioting animals duck into a store to grab some Cheetos, their ebt card won’t work. How then will they tame their munchies?

Steal the Cheetos? They can. But delivery trucks don’t restock a store that’s being looted. So eventually that store full of food will be gone. Their munchies will grow to full blown starvation. (It takes a lot of energy to throw bricks through windows during a late November cold snap!)

When the food runs out and with no ebt card to replace it, the blacks will be faced with a choice: starve to death or stop acting like animals.

Yup, the same process that I used to train my dog Leona is the same process that we can use in Ferguson to train these blacks to act like dignified men. In fact, it’s the same process that God uses to train us in godliness. Hunger.

Read what Paul the Apostle says about hunger in his second letter to the Thessalonians:

Now we command you, brothers, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you keep away from any brother who is walking in idleness and not in accord with the tradition that you received from us. For you yourselves know how you ought to imitate us, because we were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone’s bread without paying for it, but with toil and labor we worked night and day, that we might not be a burden to any of you. It was not because we do not have that right, but to give you in ourselves an example to imitate. For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat. For we hear that some among you walk in idleness, not busy at work, but busybodies. Now such persons we command and encourage in the Lord Jesus Christ to do their work quietly and to earn their own living.

As for you, brothers, do not grow weary in doing good. If anyone does not obey what we say in this letter, take note of that person, and have nothing to do with him, that he may be ashamed. Do not regard him as an enemy, but warn him as a brother.

In this passage Paul lays down a rule. If you don’t work, you don’t eat. When people don’t have a job to do, they become busybodies. And busybodies keep themselves occupied by rioting.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy not all black people in Ferguson are unemployed. Many of them have jobs.”

Yea. Many black people in Ferguson had jobs at places that were destroyed by the rioters. So do they really have that job anymore?

The Christian church can confront the problems people face, or it can coddle people in their sin. When we speak frankly to one another, it’s difficult at first, but in the end we can correct someone’s error and improve his life. When we coddle someone in his sin, he is worse off.

Do you think the residents of Ferguson are better off or worse off after they smashed windows in their own neighborhood? I’d say that they are worse off. So despite my strong words to begin this post, I am more loving of black people than the President of the United States.

This is Christian love. We don’t coddle people caught in sin. Even if it’s a whole race of people, we confront that problem. The Bible has answers to problems. We who know the truth have an obligation to share it.

Read what Paul the apostle wrote in his letter to Titus concerning Creatans:

One of the Cretans, a prophet of their own, said, “Cretans are always liars, evil beasts, lazy gluttons.”

This testimony is true. Therefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith, not devoting themselves to Jewish myths and the commands of people who turn away from the truth.

Was Paul racist against the Cretans? Sounds like it to me. But he commanded Titus to rebuke them sharply. Otherwise the Cretans would start rioting about police brutality when one of their own breaks the law.

I think that for me to obey this, I should rebuke black Americans sharply. Ok. Here it goes.

Black Americans, you should be ashamed of yourselves! Rioting? No. It’s time to stop assaulting police officers. It’s time to go to work and feed yourselves.

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Can Anybody Stop Obama?

Tonight Obama issued a royal edict granting amnesty to millions of criminals. Earlier today, Drudge right asked on the, “Can anyone stop him?”

Yes. He will suffer a mortal blow. It won’t come from Republicans. It won’t come from a massive uprising of the American people. It will come from jilted Democrats.

Yes, that’s right. Betrayal.

Why? I explain that in an article I started writing last week. So stay tuned to read that when I publish it.

But how? That’s what I’m writing about right now.

I’m going to make a bold prediction
right here. I’m going to predict how it will happen. Ready?

I predict that some Democrats will not see any benefit from Obama’s lies. In fact, they will fall victim to Obama’s lies. In vengeance, they will turn to the Secret Service for the dirt. And the dirt, of course, will be Obama’s buddy entering the White House through the back door. You know what I mean? “Back door?”

This is a bold prediction, but also a cryptic one. That’s because the Bible commands me not to speak slanderously about anybody. So I have a little plausible deniability here because the subject matter here is not public knowledge. But the truth always comes out of the closet sooner or later. If you know what I mean.

The democrats love lies, until the truth better serves their end, which is destruction. Then they will force the truth out of the closet. I predict.

Obama’s First Spanking

Guys, Obama got spanked yesterday in the 2014 midterm elections. It’s Obama’s first spanking. It didn’t come from his daddy. It came from the American people.

Here’s the problem. As a dad of five or six kids, I can tell you that the first time a kid gets spanked he throws a tantrum. America, brace yourself for the Obama tantrum.

Did Obama get spanked as a child?

This is an honest question. Did Obama’s daddy spank him?

Some of you question who Obama’s dad really is. For the purpose of answering this question, I’d consider any father figure in his life such as Barack Obama Sr., Frank Marshall Davis, Stanley Dunham, or Barry Soetoro. Did any of these men correct Obama’s misbehavior?

Look, I don’t have the time to read either one of Obama’s autobiographies to find the answer. To answer my own question, I’d say, no, Obama’s dad (whoever that is) did not care to discipline him.

The evidence I have is that Obama’s juvenile, self-centered mind is incapable of understanding consequences. And that’s the whole purpose of spanking. To make your kid understand consequences.

Kids start out self centered and rebellious. When you spank a naughty boy’s bumbum, he learns that the world isn’t about him. He learns that he needs to listen to daddy.

If you don’t spank a naughty boy’s bumbum he might grow up to become a man like Barack Obama.

Our president thinks abortion is a form of compassion. He surrendered Iraq to ISIS butchers. He ruined our nation’s healthcare system. Do you notice a theme among all these nice things our president believes?

Death. All those nice ideals Obama strives towards result in death as a consequence. All because he was never spanked. As it is written:

Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die.

If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.

  • Proverbs 23:13
    (Sheol is the Hebrew word for the grave.)

Some of you right now are like, “Jimmy, how dare you call yourself a Christian! You’re saying such mean and nasty things about President Obama.”

Oh! I’m the bad guy? Our president betrayed our Iraqi allies and allowed ISIS to behead and murder countless human beings, but I’m the bad guy?

What I just wrote isn’t about Obama. It’s about you.

When you don’t spank a kid’s ass he becomes an ass himself. You Obama voters are asses. You are the first generation of human beings who grew up without spankings! You did more than elect and re-elect Obama. You made him your king.

President Barack Obama is the king of the unspanked ass generation.

Look at his voters. They are all immature Americans who want to avoid the consequences of their behavior.

If you don’t work, you don’t eat. Unless Obama gives you welfare.

If you have sex you might become pregnant. But not if Obama stops Republicans from taking away your birth control.

Obama voters are women and effeminate, juvineille men who hate dads and husbands. In other words, they hate men who represent discipline.

You call this young generation Millennials. I call them the Unspanked Ass Generation. Get ready for them and their king to throw a big tantrum.

A Christian’s Prayer for Ebola

A Christian’s Prayer for Ebola:

Dear God,

Please keep Ebola out of Texas.
Oh God, send it to Washington, DC.

You are a God of Justice who calls men to account.
Can a man live up to the standard he holds against you?
Our leaders think they can swing open the country’s gates for the world to plunder our treasury.

Okay. Fly a horde of Ebola non-stop to Washington Dulles.
May West African tourists have a sudden urge to tour the White House.
May they sneeze uncontrollably on all doorknobs!

Oh Lord, what about those who mock you?
Let’s see if Obamacare can save the White House from Ebola.
If you bring our leaders to their senses,
maybe they will shut the nation’s gate.

You hold the king’s heart like a stream of water.
Make him shake hands with African leaders.
Make him hug nurses who treat Ebola.
Because America rejected you, let’s see if can stop this disease!

May the wicked be undone by their own wickedness,
but may those who serve you be spared from foreign diseases.

Lord, save Texas from Ebola.
Send it to Washington, DC!


Obama’s Three Steps To Destroy America

President Barack Obama took three steps to finally destroy the United States of America. Now all he has to do is sit back and watch. Is he some evil genius? No. He’s a Godless liberal. By trying to improve the country, he destroyed it. And by destroying the country, he destroys himself. Here’s how.

1. Offer Free Healthcare to All. (Obamacare).

The fact that everyone in the country already had healthcare didn’t matter to Obama. He promised to proved us with a different system that was better, fair, and less expensive. Oh, and it was named after him. Obamacare.

That fact that it’s becoming more expensive, unjust, and morbidly inefficient doesn’t matter. To the uneducated masses of the entire world, all they hear is that it’s free!

Keep in mind that this public declaration of free health care is to the entire world, not just the low-information voters in the United States.

2. End Immigration Laws.

This step really improves the country according to Obama. The big problem with the United States of America is that it’s too white, english-speaking, and Protestant Christian.

Just look at all these pasty white folks. They drive from their stable homes to work every day. They go to Church on Sundays. All the while, they live free from disease and poverty! That just burns up Obama with rage. It’s so unfair!

The open border fixes that unfairness by allowing brownskinned, Catholic, Spanish-speakers to generously share their poverty and disease with the United States.

3. Publicly Demonstrate the Superiority of American Medicine.

The big problem with Obamacare is what I said earlier. We already had healthcare! Even the poor in America had healthcare through SSDI, Medicare, and Medicaid.

Thus, all of us Americans saw Obamacare as a huge expensive burden. And we did not bow down and worship Obama’s image.

But with a little marketing way down south of the border, our government stoked interest in all the free things the United States offered. Chief among them is healthcare.

Naturally, Central America’s sick made the journey north. How could you blame them? And it works out great for Obamacare, which needs poor, sick dependents.

How does this destroy America?

A country is made up of people. And now, we white, english-speaking protestants are called the majority. Everyone else are minorities.

Obama’s three step plan throttles the numbers of minorities upward to the point where the plurality of minorites outnumber the majority.

Rather than stop and think of what exactly made these white, english speaking protestants so successful, Obama’s liberal army dispersed these sick poor brownskins all across the country.

So while there’s a place called “The USA” on this continent, what made the USA the USA is diluted to the point where it ain’t the USA no more.

Obama wants to kill the eagle with fire to ride the Phoenix higher.

How Obama Destroys Himself

Scripture teaches that the wicked destroy themselves.

Behold, the wicked man conceives evil and is pregnant with mischief and gives birth to lies.
He makes a pit, digging it out, and falls into the hole that he has made.
His mischief returns upon his own head, and on his own skull his violence descends.
- Psalm 7:14–16

So here’s the factor that I don’t think Obama took into account. It’s the uncontrollable level of pestilence he’d let into the country. I think Obama expected there would be an acceptable level of sickness brought by these illegal immigrants which our system could handle just fine.

For example, while teburculosis and the entrovirus are bad, they are not devastating. After absorbing these diseases, the robust American healthcare system would move on. Rich whites would learn a painful life lesson about fairness. The brownskins would forever worship Obama as Lord and Savior for healing them.

Oh, and they would return the favor by voting democrat.

But reality had a surprise for Obama.

(Reality always has a surprise for liberals.)

Ebola erupted on the world scene. With Step #2 in place, we could not keep Ebola out. Furthermore, after Christian narcissists contracted the disease, they were treated in America and cured. This made Step #3 a powerful magnet too strong to shut off.

Obama’s form of government requires enough peace and prosperity that the wealthy willingly participate in the confiscation of their wealth. They call this civilized society.

But deadly plagues brought by foreigners trigger an animalistic survival instinct in humans called racism. This inhibits civilized society. People will not tolerate open borders nor the confiscation of their wealth. Thus, Obama’s gig is up.

ironic plot twist.

With our open borders and deadly diseases at large, some anticipate a massive immigration to the USA. For example the general of the us marine corps predicted such.

But if Ebola breaks out anywhere, it will be in the United States, not Mexico. Mexicans may be bandits, but they are not liberals. They guard their own southern border with machine guns even as they escort their citizens across ours.

So Mexico will place travel bans on Africans. America will not. If Ebola breaks out large scale, Obama’s precious Latinos will run home.

That’s Obama’s ruin. He won’t have his peasants to crown him king. He won’t have the rich white dollars to give to his subjects. The Ebola floodwaters will crash down Obama’s house.

Okay guys. That’s all I can write now. I’m not predicting an Ebola outbreak even though I don’t see how it won’t happen. But you can see how the illegal immigration that Obama wants will destroy the country and destroy Obama. Just replace Ebola with ISIS and you get the same thing.

Reality is the enemy of liberals.

What Will Happen When ISIS Beheads Americans In America?

What happens when ISIS starts beheading Americans in America? Answer: The same thing that happened when ISIS beheaded Americans abroad. Nothing.

When the Islamic State in America (ISA) stages a public beheading in an American city, our government will put yellow tape around the scene and investigate. Then do nothing.

Sure, there will be a massive outcry from the American people. Sure, the news media will go wall-to-wall with coverage. Then everyone will move on.

Right now some people are like, “No way, Jimmy! If ISIS did a beheading in America we’d all get our guns and fight!”

Really?! Say, are you a Christian?

And they’re like, “Uhh… yea. Why?”

Do you know what they call a Christian who fights on behalf of the weak against Musilims? A knight.

Do you modern American Christians want to rethink how you disassociate yourself from Middle Age knights? I think America desperately needs a new code of chivalry right now.

But anyways, regarding fighting ISIS after they mobilize on American soil, I have another question. What will happen when American citizens take up arms against ISIS?

Here’s the shocking answer. The same American government who did nothing to stop ISIS would come down hard on Americans fighting ISIS. They will call us vigilantes.

It hurts me to say this, but you know it’s true. The same weapons of the US government that will not open fire against ISIS will open fire against American citizens who open fire on ISIS.

ISIS is the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria. ISA is the Islamic State in America. Get used to seeing their flag. It will wave in all the public places where the Stars and Stripes is not allowed because it offends.

White House Gate Crasher

The White House is a house. So let’s see what the Bible says about houses. From Proverbs chapter 3:

The LORD's curse is on the house of the wicked, but he blesses the dwelling of the righteous. 
Toward the scorners he is scornful, but to the humble he gives favor. 

Ah. Okay. The Lord’s curse is on the White House. But what exactly is God’s curse? Barack Obama! Obama is his own curse. Liberals destroy themselves by their own liberalism.

God doesn’t need to swoop down out of heaven with a catastrophe to destroy those who rise up against him. You who rebel against God destroy yourselves by your own rebellion.

To see how a godless liberal such as Obama can destroy himself, look at the recent incident where Omar Gonzalez got into the White House.

courageous restraint

Warfare is an inescapable part of the world God created. Your only two options regarding war is to win or lose. But Obama thought it was awful that American soldiers would engage in combat successfully. So he wanted to offer a military award for courageous restraint. You know, as an incentive to lose.

So that’s Obama’s standard of valor? Courageous restraint?

If so, Obama needs to commend all the Secret Service agents who did nothing to stop the gate-hopping interloper! Did the Secret Service director praise the courageous restraint shown by multiple layers of her White House security team?

Victoria’s Secret service

Liberals insist there is no difference between men and woman. Science told them. Obama, seizing upon that sentiment, proclaimed that Republicans wage a war against women.

So Obama, to meet his standard of fairness should have equal numbers of female Secret Service agents as male, right?

I don’t know how many females there are at the secret service. But there was at least one at the White House that day. I know that because the crazy guy bowled her over.

That’s what happens when a man, who on average is bigger and stronger than a female, crashes into a female.

Life is sexist.

And finally let me ask Obama something. What right do you have to exclude this dreamer from the White House? You didn’t build that!

Besides, Gonzales is a small scale illegal alien. After arriving in the White House, the gate crasher should immediately recieve the same rights and privileges as the current residents.

ironic destruction

The Bible says to “give honor to whom honor is due.” We Americans honor our military for keeping us safe. Likewise we honor the Secret Service for keeping the president safe. They both deserve to do their job unencumbered by liberal fantasies!

When Liberal fantasize of a reality without God, reality crashes down on them. God doesn’t even need to lift a finger.

Did the NFL Punish Ray Rice Justly?

The NFL’s treatment of Ray Rice shows it does not hold truth and justice up as standards for conduct. Instead, like the rest of America, it holds up fairness and knowledge. As a result, the vengeful rule of the mob is ruining football, just like Obama voters are ruining America.

Consider that Ray Rice already admitted to assaulting his fiancé. That’s the truth. He assaulted her. The prosecutors of that jurisdiction did not pursue charges. According to the law, justice was satisfied, and Mr. Rice walked a free man.

But the mob thought that was unfair. They rallied to demand the NFL punish Ray Rice somehow. They asked, “How is it that a running back who hits Mary Jane, a marijiuana cigarette, gets suspended for six games, but a running back who hits Mary Jane, a woman, gets nothing?”

So the NFL acquiesced to the mob. They handed Ray Rice a two game suspension. I ask, was that suspension just? Did Mr. Rice’s contract have provisions in it regarding domestic violence? Did the NFL have already standing policies in place regarding suspensions for domestic violence?

It was arbitrary and set a poor precedent. Remember that the authorities did not prosecute charges against Mr. Rice. However, the NFL wasn’t concerned with justice, it was concerned with quelling the mob.

But then TMZ got it’s hands on the elevator video of him actually hitting her. When the mob saw it, they rallied again. It’s not fair that Ray Rice play football at all!

And so the Ravens terminated Ray Rice’s contract. He lost his living, his income and the means to support the woman he hit, who ended up marrying him. The team is worse off, and the NFL has one fewer high-caliber running back on the field.

How is this additional punishment just? It also punished the victim of Ray Rice’s crime. Worst of all, women who may suffer domestic violence at the hands of NFL players are much less likely to report these crimes if they think it will ruin their livelihood.

What exactly did the TMZ video change? If the two game suspension was an adequate punishment before, what did the video reveal that required the NFL to indefinitely ban Ray Rice?

It didn’t change our concept of the truth. As far as I know neither Ray Rice or his woman denyed what happened. The problem is that the Obama voters who watch the NFL cannot conceptualize the truth.

Read this: “Ray Rice punched his girlfriend.” You conceptualized that information. Now go watch the video of him punching her. You don’t need to conceptualize it anymore. You know he punched her after seeing it so vividly. (JK. You don’t need to actually watch the video.)

The video heightened our knowledge of the event, changing it from conceptual to visceral. Since the mob acts by instinct not intellect, the video unleashed emotion.

Here’s something you guys need to understand. Truth compels justice. But fairness rests until knowledge stirs it up.

You’re asking, “What’s the difference?” Here it is. You can’t change the truth. Things are true weather you know it or not. But you can play around with knowledge by purposefully remaining ignorant or casting doubt unreasonably.

The video took away that wiggle room.

Before the video went viral, the Obama voters of Baltimore could plausibly remain Ray Rice fans. They might doubt the severity of the beating for example. But the video made the knowledge of the crime inescapable. Suddenly they all want to exchange their Rice Ravens jerseys.

To wrap this up, let’s turn to Barack Obama. That mob that demands the NFL be fair demands Obama rule fairly as its king. And so we see Obama play around with knowledge, purposefully remaining ignorant of truth, lest he be compelled to act. Consider his inaction after the Russians shot down the Malysians Airline jet, or when Musilims stormed Benghazi. He’s still getting to the bottom of those issues. The report from the blue ribbon panel is due soon. He will find out what happened! (Someday)

But unlike the NFL, he has no interest in quelling the mob. He stokes the mob.

When the Obama justice department stormed Furgeson, Missouri, they weren’t looking for the truth. The truth might condemn Michael Brown. They were stirring vengence against the cops to dole out some unprecedented, arbitrary punishments.

Does Scotland’s No Vote Fulfill Bible Prophesy?

Does yesterday’s No vote for Scottish independence fulfill Bible Prophesy? A lot of people are asking that. Don’t worry. Right now I am scouring the Book of Revelations looking for some clue that the Scotts would wuss out.

But first I got to say something about Bible prophesy in general. Most ameteurs think that the dangerous part of interpeting Bible prophesy is that you might be proven wrong.

No. We professionals cover that risk by ensconsing our interpetations behind weasely conditional words such as “if,” “might,” or “probably.” That way if we get specific and time goes by and what we predict does not come to pass, we can just point to those weasle words and say we’re not wrong. The conditions of our interpetation were wrong.

Even Bible prophesy itself has weasle words.

A lot of people wondered if John the Baptist fulfilled the prophesy that Elijah was going to come back. Jesus said to them, “For all the Prophets and the Law prophesied until John, and if you are willing to accept it, he is Elijah who is to come.” (Matthew 11:13)

See? If you are willing to accept it. So if we accept it, John the Baptist was Elijah. But if we don’t, then what, Jesus? It doesn’t say.

In fact, the exact time of the Second Coming is left up in the air according to Jesus. He said, “But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.” (Matthew 24:36)

And then Jesus adds a condition to trigger the Second Coming that seems to depend on us! “And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.” (Matthew 24:14)

Now get ready. Because what I’m about to write will boggle your mind. I’m like theology’s Dr. Emmet Brown.

Bible prophesy can be cryptic at times, okay? Some might say it’s a tad apocalyptic. Perhaps there is some language in Scripture that could be taken to mean that Scotland would break away from the United Kingdom. But when I wrote this article earlier this week explicitly dealing with the subject, it somehow influenced Scotland’s voters and made that part of Scripture not be fulfilled by yesterday’s vote.

But if I hadn’t written that article, perhaps the vote would have been YES. So many people read the article, it could have influenced those historic events.

How could this be? Well, maybe some of Scotland’s Richard Dawkins types could not stand the thought the Bible be proven true so they commited voter fraud. They each voted NO to independence multiple times.

These are all just hypotheticals! Notice I’m adding an extra dose of weasle words! I don’t wan’t to be taken as a blasphemer of Scripture, so I’m not saying anything definitively.

Hey. If it’s God’s will that Scotland break away, it will happen.

It’s easy to imagine how. Maybe now the British will go back on the promises they made to Scotland. I mean, have they ever done that before? If the Brits betray Scotland, they’ll make all the gingers in Scotland mad. Gingers have anger problems.

That’s a biblical truth. Look at Jacob and Essau.

What does Scotland have to do with Armegeddon?

Back to the question we began with. Does yesterday’s No vote to Scottish independence fulfill Bible prophesy?

I think the answer might definetly be yes.

The story of human history is man’s desire to eat the fruit of his labor. That’s a theme of Holy Scripture for both the Old and New testiment. From page one to page 948 (the last page) the Bible holds up hard work as given by God and rewarded by him.

But today’s anti-Christian liberals hate hard work. All around the world, liberal governements promise people the opportunity to eat the fruit of someone else’s labor. Ironically, in the United Kingdom it’s the Labour party.

The NO vote in Scotland shows that globally, liberalism has reached a critical mass. To be Scottish, by definition, means to be so stingy that you barely eat your own fruit of your own labor for guilt of wasting food by eating it. So you would think that given the chance, the Scotts would avail themselves the opportunity to stop paying for London’s medical bills.

But they didn’t. There were enough people in Scotland who saw benefit from someone else paying for their bills, they voted to keep the gravy train running. It’s sad to see, but even America fell to that delusion. We reelected Barack Obama based on the promise of free birth control for all. We traded our freedom for a poison pill.

Liberalism is a delusion. (Or socialism, or whatever you want to call it. It’s governement replacing the Providence of God.) It cannot work. As UK Prime Minster Margaret Thatcher said, “The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples’ money.”

Concerning the endtimes and delusions Paul the Apostle prophesied:

The coming of the lawless one is by the activity of Satan with all power and false signs and wonders, and with all wicked deception for those who are perishing, because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. Therefore God sends them a strong delusion, so that they may believe what is false, in order that all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

(2 Thessalonians 2:9–12 ESV) (emphasis mine)

So is the liberalism that Scotland fell to the strong delusion prophesied by the Bible? I say it’s possible that yes might answer that question correctly.

But anyways Bible prophesy is a confusing and complex topic. And so is politics on the British Isles. As you can see not being able to understand either did not stop me from commenting on the combination of the two. Thanks for reading!

Does Scottish Independence Fulfill Bible Prophesy?

Does the Scottish vote for independence fulfill Bible end-times prophecy? Some people think I may have jumped the shark asking this. Yea, I’m amazed at myself for asking this too.

Look, no one takes a more sardonic approach to eschatology than me. I love my Christian brothers, but sometimes they are too eager to believe that current events fulfill certain apocalyptic prophecies. I consider it my duty to make fun of those ideas… in love.

And so previously, when a Bible teacher would suggest that the European Union was the resurrection of the Roman Empire, I would scoff. “Pssh! The Roman Empire went as far north as Hadrian’s wall. Since Scotland is part of the EU, you’re wrong, sir. Wrong. WRONG!”

Then I would look for something to pound repeatedly as I yell “wrong!”

But today the Telegraph reported that the yes vote for Scottish independence is gaining ground. If Scotland votes to secede from the United Kingdom, and therefore the European Union, that would make Hadrian’s wall the EU’s northern boarder. Whoa!

Right now it occurred to me that the actual stone wall that makes Hardian’s wall may not lie coincidentally with the borders of modern day Scotland. I’m prepared for some Scottish or Roman history pedant to correct me.

But the remarkable point here is not the exact lines of the border. What’s remarkable is that the iron of the Roman Empire failed to conquer the fiery redheads of the third century highlands. And now the clay of the European Union may prove too brittle for the stingy highlanders of the 21st century to suffer.

Some people right now are like, “Huh, what do you mean clay of the European Union.”

What I’m talking about is Daniel’s prophetic interpretation of Nebucanezzar’s dream of the statue. In it he predicted a future empire with legs of iron and feet of clay that did not mix with the iron. He predicted Rome.

And what else could be brittle and weak as clay besides liberalism? The Roman Empire went soft with its bread and circus. The United Kingdom went soft with its Obamacare, or as they call it “NHS run amok.”

I don’t know if “run amok” is officially part of the title. But they never mention NHS without saying it’s run amok.

Look, the Scots have deep pockets. And short arms. They are fed up with paying for England’s chavs to have their genital warts removed. The scots say to themselves, “Oi! If the filthy Londoners would stop buying Burburry hats, they could pay to treat their own venereal diseases!”

And so they want independence. Who can blame them? The city of the Westminster catechism doesn’t want to pay to remove the genital warts of chavs!

Guys, I don’t even know if that’s the reason why Scotland wants independence. I’m just guessing. The thing is that the borders of the old Roman Empire coming back.

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, if Scotland became independent, they would still try to join the EU.”

They might, but the EU wouldn’t let them. They don’t want to set a precedent. If Spain agreed to an independent Scotland, then all those little nations wanting to be like Andorra would try to secede. Denmark would lose Legoland!

Right now some people are like, “Jimmy, where does it say in the Bible that Scotland will break from the UK?”

It doesn’t. You guys aren’t understanding me. Listen.

In the book of Revelations it talks about Babylon. But the thing is that Babylon wasn’t around when the Book of Revelations was written. Babylon was used by early Christians as a code word for the Roman Empire.

But now the Roman Empire isn’t around anymore either. So how do some Christians explain the book of Revelations if neither Babylon nor the Roman Empire exists anymore?

They say the European Union is the Roman Empire revived.

Now that Scotland looks to break away, and the old boundaries of the Roman Empire reemerge, is that explanation believable? Not yet. Next the capital of the EU would need to move to Rome and North Africa would need to be conquered by the EU.

Oh, and Libyan warlords would need to weaponize elephants.

Moses Plague Against America

Guys, today in church Pastor Daniel preached from Exodus about Moses’s plagues against Egypt. He said that each plague attacked a particular Egyptian deity.

God mocked the gods of Egypt in whom they took pride. God showed off his power and proved their gods powerless.

And of course that got me thinking about who is America’s god because it sure isn’t the great I AM. Whoever is America’s god certainly needs to prepare for a plague. God will mock that god’s power and ironically destroy it.

So who is America’s god?

Truck question. What is America’s god.

Americans don’t believe in god. Science disproved god. Whoever believes in god just believes in a nice superstition that makes them feel better. The mistaken concept of god is just there to make people better, more obedient citizens.

Since there really is no difference between all these gods who don’t exist, we need to tolerate all religions. And the best way to tolerate all religions is to desecrate the Christian one.

And there we have it. America’s god isn’t a god. It is a concept called Multiculturalism.Can’t we all just get along?

Shouldn’t we thank the one God of the Bible for richly blessing us here on this continent? It’s by his divine providence we survived to this point. Shouldn’t we look to his scripture for wisdom? After all, it’s his word which guided our forefathers.

We should. But we don’t. We tell a lie that all religions are equal and should be tolerated equally. That’s what multiculturalism demands.

The Almighty God in heaven laughs.

Okay. If tolerance is your utmost ideal, let’s see it save you from ISIS. Let’s see how well you can reason with brute beasts guided by the animalistic religion of Islam. You put the prophet Mohamed on equal footing with Jesus, the anointed one? Watch his followers feet trample your necks.

There will be blood in America’s streets spilled by Islam! Watch and see the blood flow. One stream meets another and another until there is a river of blood.

Then, will you cry out, “Can’t we all just get along?” And will that silly question change Islam’s mind? Your destruction is it’s explicitly stated goal. A roadside bomb destroys a COEXIST bumper sticker as well as any other.

America, your plague is Islam. Let’s see if your God multiculturalism is mighty to save.

He who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord holds them in derision.
Then he will speak to them in his wrath, and terrify them in his fury, saying,
“As for me, I have set my King on Zion, my holy hill.”
Psalm 2:4

John Kerry Says we are not at War with ISIS. I PREDICTED THIS!

John Kerry said today we are not at war with ISIS. What can I say except I predicted this!

The Secretary of State and the President are both godless liberals. They do not believe that man is evil. What’s evil to liberals is war.

As I said before, in a war against war, war wins. And that’s what we’re seeing in Iraq.

Since John Kerry and Barack Obama made every effort to retreat from battle, evil men (who they refuse to acknowledge as evil) kill and pillage without opposition. Since the godless duo spent all their energy to avoid any military action in Iraq, now the situation has escalated out of control.

#Kerry and Obama waged war against war, thus war won.

War is the reality of this world. You cannot avoid war. When you try to avoid war it comes on stronger.

There are only two only two things about war which you can control. First, if you will win. Second, if your victory will be just.

John Kerry is from Massachusetts like me. Our state’s motto is this: “By the sword we seek peace, but only peace with liberty.”

There is no better example of a just cause for war than to destroy ISIS. Their job according to holy scripture is to bear the sword “to carry out God’s wrath on the wrong doer.” (Romans 13:4)

##That’s God’s standard of justice!

But Kerry’s standard is not justice. It’s fairness. The crime in Iraq is not ISIS beheading Christian children. The crime is that Islam gets a bad reputation. It’s unfair that Christianity is superior to Islam.

So when the rest of the world sees the carnage and the blood poured out in the streets of Iraq, John “Live-shot” Kerry finds the nearest news camera to reprimand America for getting into a “war frenzy.”

We need to respect the cultural sensitivities of the prophet Mohamed’s followers!

##There is no peace in Iraq because we refuse to wage war for justice.

The fact that war itself is underway in Iraq doesn’t bother Kerry or Obama. Just as long as the responsibility of waging war doesn’t fall to them. As liberals they can’t stand risk. They don’t want to risk casualties that can be blamed on them.

So that is why Kerry will not call our actions “war.” Once it’s called war, all the blame falls on them.

It’s a “counter-terrorism operation” of which they are merely members of a coalition. This group is who you can blame for casualties. This is the logic of senators: Make a group large enough to spread the blame around so no one in particular is responsible.

Finally, when military action is unavoidable, they still avoid blame and responsibility by only committing to airstrikes. Our Air Force is so powerful the risk of casualties is low.

I asked before. What happens when ISIS gets fighter jets?

I predicted Obama’s goal was to avoid war, which is why he claimed to have no strategy. He doest have a strategy to avoid war.

And now as Kerry is quibbling over the definition of war, we see the liberals refuse to acknowledge reality and instead they plunge themselves further into delusion.

What we’re seeing in Iraq is reality crash the peacenik delusion of America’s ungodly liberals.

Why Doesn’t Obama have a Strategy for ISIS?

A lot of people were perplexed when Barack Obama said he didn’t have a strategy to deal with ISIS. I mean, he’s the president of the United States of America! It’s preposterous to think he couldn’t come up with something like a targeted air strike, or flash grenades, or a punitive school lunch program.

Guys, I can explain why he has no strategy. I can also explain why you are incredulous.

I wasn’t surprised when he said he didn’t have a strategy. In fact, I predicted this. He’s a liberal. The massive stumbling block to liberals is evil men.

But you were surprised for the same reason you were surprised Robin Williams offed himself. You bought into the perception of Barack Obama. Simply put, you thought he was a tough but ineffably cool character played by Will Smith.

So when ISIS committed atrocious crimes, you were ready for a rousing battle cry like Obama gave before he stormed the alien spacecraft that destroyed the White House in the movie Independence Day. Instead Barack Obama as played by Barack Obama spoke from the podium like a liberal who had been mugged. Not Will Smith.

To talk about a strategy, you need to first define the goal. If Obama’s goal was to destroy ISIS, he has myriad military options. He could send the Marines, Army, Air Force, or Navy Seals to engage the enemy. If cost was a concern, we could arm them with surplus raisins from the Department of Education.

This is the friggin’ United States Military! Make no mistake about it. They would pulverize ISIS. Soon the black flag of Islam would lay smoldering on the ground as the Star-Spangled Banner would proudly wave over the sands of Iraq.

And that’s the problem.

Obama’s goal is not to destroy an Islamic fighting force. When Old Glory rises above the flag of Islam in battle, that elevates a Christian country above an Islamic state. In the specious mind of simpletons such as Obama, that elevates Christianity above Islam.

History proves that Christianity is far superior to Islam. After the red flag of Islam rose above the fallen Constantinople, it all when downhill for the Prophet Mohammed’s followers. We Christians got revenge the best way. By living well.

So while Christians put sophisticated aircraft into flight, such as a Beoing 747, Muslim terrorists use primitive weapons such as box cutters to crash them out of the sky.

Islam fails. History documents Islam’s continued failure. The way of Jesus Christ succeeds beyond any expectation in any genetic pool it’s added. And to Barack Obama, that’s not fair!

Barack Obama doesn’t rule according to justice. He governs by holding up the standard of fairness. America demonstrates the Bible’s superior wisdom. That’s not fair to the Koran.

So he will not elevate America above Islam. He acts vengefully against America in order to humble it before Islam. That’s the essence of Islam. Submission.

Barack Obama’s goal with ISIS is to avoid war. So it’s no surprise that he has no strategy to achieve this goal. ISIS are brute animals. What form of diplomacy can you send to negotiate with rabid animals?

I predict it will come to light that the White House send emmisaries to negotiate terms of peace with ISIS, promising to appease them with money, land, oil rights, or formal statehood. But the outreach failed. ISIS’s goal is destruction and domination. There’s no room for compromise.

One last thing.

Obama is a liberal. So naturally he’s supposed to be against war categorically. That’s why the Nobel Committee awarded him the peace prize before his inauguration. And I explained before, he avoids war generally, which leads to more war.

Remember the ironic head bomp of God’s judgement. Obama has ironically started more wars after winning the world’s formost prize for peacemaking.

Obama’s White House overthrew Mormar Qudaffi in Lybia. And in Syria, he was prepared to act directly to overthrow Assad because of WMDs. So he’s certainly not categorically against war.

But what can we say about every military action he’s taken or not taken? In each instance it’s been to the benefit of hardcore Muslims.

Qudaffi was nominally Muslim but overall secular. Assad and Mubarack the same way. When the people of Iran rose against Macmood Amadenigab demanding moderation of Islamic rule, Obama did nothing.

I think the weapons ISIS wields were supplied by Obama. First in Lybia then in Syria.

It’s no surprise Obama says he has no strategy to deal with ISIS. The roof is falling in on him and the walls crumble around him. There’s not even time to sprint for a door.

Jesus said:

Why do you call me ‘Lord, Lord,’ and not do what I tell you?

Everyone who comes to me and hears my words and does them, I will show you what he is like: he is like a man building a house, who dug deep and laid the foundation on the rock. And when a flood arose, the stream broke against that house and could not shake it, because it had been well built. But the one who hears and does not do them is like a man who built a house on the ground without a foundation. When the stream broke against it, immediately it fell, and the ruin of that house was great.

The Worship Music Wars Are Waning And Hymns Are Winning

The worship music wars are finally winding down now as Christians begin to admit that worship music sucks. Nobody likes worship music. Nobody ever liked worship music. Everyone just pretended to like contemporary worship music so they would fit in. They suffered through the jangly juvenile diddies hoping their sacrifice would lead young people to join the church.

News flash! The young people don’t exist. Birth control is what decimated the church. Not hymns.

So why did we waste the past twenty-five years arguing about music?

It’s so that we could passionately fight about something but avoid arguing about substance. The bible clearly teaches us to have kids. The bible clearly teaches predestination. The bible explicitly commands women to keep silent in church. The second coming occurs after the tribulation. There is no separate rapture.

When’s the last time you heard these subjects preached from the pulpit? Not since 1990. If ever. All of those things sound so awful and mean spirited. Preaching on them would just drive attendance down, right?

So in the 90’s the church began avoiding those weighty matters to chase a soaring spirit of musical worship. Out went all the hymns about blood and wrath and tribulation. In came the Christian Mickey Mouse club.

“Enter into the spirit!” the worship leader angrily yelled to the congregation, “It’s time for goosebumps and shivers in you spine.” Old people tried to sing along but got lost in lyrics projected on the overhead like this: YEAH YEAH YEAH x3.

People wanted to argue about music and dress. Young passionate leaders with real hearts took to the forefront. They staged demonstrations in committee meetings, ripping off their ties, condemning anyone who didn’t wear pajamas to church, and scoffed incredulously that the church wouldn’t spring just $26,852 on a new sound system.

By 2000 they started winning big time. Churches had that pivotal congregation meeting where the youth pastor insisted they could have hundreds of young people if they only voted to go contemporary worship. And everyone thought it would be suicide not to go contemporary.

So we’ve all been singing contemporary worship songs for like 14 years now. And what happened? Church attendance has dropped off steeper. There are fewer people now! We still don’t have the young people they promised. And the old people gave up fighting death because they hate worship music so much.

I hate worship music too.

Worship music reminds me of the delusional fantasy America descended into in the 90’s. As Rush Limbaugh pointed out, Bill Clinton campaigned and won on totally vain issues such as school uniforms. That’s the political equivalent of arguing about worship music.

That’s what we wanted the national political debate to be about. Vanity. For example, what if Bob Dole campaigned on destroying the Taliban? What if in 1996 Bob Dole warned us of Osama Bin Laden?

We would have said “Shut up Bob! Bill Clinton is jamming on the saxophone!”

Yet in just five years after that we were off to war in Afghanistan. 2001 was when a war that had been brewing for since the Cold War finally hit home. And when it hit us in an unavoidable way, we thought it came out of nowhere.

And so it is with the church. We have an unavoidable war with apostasy. We’re actually arguing about gay marriage in the church! That’s more than just a substantial matter. It is an essential matter! Yet it seems like it came upon us suddenly.

No. This apostasy gained ground while we chose to argue about worship music rather than learn about the mind of God through studying scripture.

The bible says to speak the truth. Okay. Worship music sucks. Nobody likes it. Everybody likes hymns but is afraid to admit it.

If we had stuck to preaching the word of God as written, we would have scared off all these wannabe worship leaders before they caused division among us.

What Happens When Isis Gets Fighter Jets?

Guys, I got a couple questions. Do fighter pilots wear boots? And what happens when ISIS gets fighter jets?

The reason I ask this is because when ISIS began its Islamic conquest, President Barack Obama dismissed them as the Junior-Varsity team. He ruled out military action. He said, “We will not put boots on the ground.”

Then as ISIS gained a major foothold, the world’s attention turned to its horrific violence and genocide. Obama was forced to do something. So he sent some American military advisers into Iraq. His motivation was simply to maintain an appearance of leadership. He doesn’t care about Justice.

Then a reporter accidentally asked an honest question. “Do these advisers count as boots on the ground?”

“No, no, no. He meant combat boots on the ground. These advisors wear advisors boots,” to paraphrase Obama spokesmen.

The distinction was important to Obama because Obama is a liberal. He does not believe in evil, so ISIS is not evil. They are just misunderstood. What’s evil to a liberal is war. And combat boots imply war.

So Obama’s battle is not to confront and destroy ISIS, who are evil. Obama’s battle is avoid war. America cannot put combat boots on the ground unless Obama admits defeat on his war against war.

In a War Against War, War Wins.

The first setback in Obama’s war against war is that ISIS killers ran unchecked without some sort of physical military action. So Obama insisted Iraqis fight against ISIS. Wow! What bold leadership! But his mere insistence didn’t motivate Iraqi security forces to charge into battle.

The onus fell on us, so Obama ordered American aircraft to strike ISIS targets on the ground.

So that leads to my first question. What kind of boots do fighter pilots wear? Should I rent Top Gun and look at Tom Cruise’s feet? I think they are black leather boots. Yet somehow these are not combat boots to Obama.

How does Obama have no qualms about ordering airstrikes yet insist we are not engaging in combat? Is it just because the pilots’ boots don’t touch the ground?

No. It’s because the superiority of American airpower renders casualties unlikely. President Birth Control hates risk. Airstrikes allow Obama to do something militarily against ISIS without risking responsibility for casualties.

Just like Pontius Pilot said, “Hey, I don’t want blood on my hands,” Obama performs some mental gymnastics to absolve himself from the responsibility of blood.

Does he actually stop the bloodshed? NO! There is blood flowing in the streets of Mosul. There is blood of Christians crying out to God in the sands of the desert. Obama cannot have any war blood on his hands.

To stop the evil bloodshed in Iraq, we’d need to use our military might. But you liberals gnash your teeth at me for saying that. I’m the bad guy for suggesting war. Not ISIS for waging it.

So that leads me to the next question. What happens when ISIS gets fighter jets? Now I know our Air Force is light years beyond anyone else. However, just to have suicidal Muslims flying Mach 3 poses a threat to our jets. That threat means risk to our airmen.

Again, I doubt that ISIS jets would land a single bullet on an American aircraft. But just to have a Jihadi engage an American in a dogfight would transform that American pilot’s boots into combat boots.

And what would Obama do then? The Nobel Peace Prize winner will have ordered military action that resulted in war.

Look, I don’t want ISIS to get fighter jets. That’s why we need to annihilate them now. The problem is Obama will avoid war until we are annihilated.

Obama And The Foley Funeral

A lot of people wonder why Obama didn’t send anyone over to Jim Foley’s funeral. I mean, he sent a whole phalanx of government representatives to Michael Brown’s funeral. But why not Jim Foley’s?

The epiphany hit me when I reread my last post, “#Isis and #Ferguson.” You should reread it too. It compares the injustice of Obama’s cause in both situations.

So why did Obama ignore Jim Foley? Was it because his funeral was in a Catholic Church? Certainly Obama’s ilk felt much more at home at the black mass held for Michael Brown than a Catholic Mass.

Now I know strictly speaking that funeral wasn’t a black mass like they have in Harvard University or Oklahoma City. But the event was a mass of blacks who weeped and gnashed their teeth because life is so unfair!

The blacks demand justice for Michael Brown. Alright, then. Let’s posmustholy charge the Mr. Brown with assault of a police office with intent to kill. That would be justice. But that’s not what they want!

The Blacks want Officer Darren Wilson punished. As the truth comes out, it looks like Officer Wilson was justified in his use of force, doesn’t it? Therefore what blacks want is Vengence, not justice.

Vengeance is what you want when you want to settle the score. And when do you want to settle the score? When something is unfair to you or your team.

You don’t mind when something is unfair in your favor. But when you or someone on your team gets treated in a way you don’t like, you retaliate.

Obama self-identifies as black. So when a member of his team, a black youth, was shot, it was time to rally the rest of the team to settle the score. That’s vengeance.

(Now, just a side note here. There are two truths you must admit. First, Michael Brown was not a kid. He was a man, just like Treyvon Martin. Second, Obama isn’t really that black. He certainly didn’t have a typical African-American experience growing up in Indonesia.)

So Obama sent his representatives to perpetuate the vengeful attitude in Ferguson, Missouri. His sense of fairness was violated because he identified himself with blacks.

But he did nothing substantial for Jim Foley because his sense of fairness was not violated. Why? Because he does not identify with Jim Foley.

What is Jim Foley? An American. Jim Foley is an American. President Barack Obama does not identify himself with Americans.

#Isis And #Ferguson

Good news, guys. We don’t need to send military forces into Iraq because all the refuges fleeing ISIS have fled into neighboring countries. Or they have been killed. But if they’re dead, then we don’t need to save them!

That’s the gist of the press conference President Barack Obama gave last week on why the coward won’t act on behalf of Justice and stop the conquest of Iraq by ISIS.

Before we got a chance to mull over the inanity of Obama’s cowardly logic, he segued into an angry rant about the police shooting in Ferguson, Missouri. Why did he do that? What connection is there in reality or his mind between ISIS and Ferguson?

Obama’s conscious reason for mentioning Ferguson is to draw international attention to the event.

All the world has been watching with trepidation as ISIS gained power in Iraq through Obama’s surrender. And as much as foreigners hate to admit it, they need the hegemony of American firepower to keep them safe. So they secretly hoped that America would do its job and police the world according to the standard of Justice.

Unfortunately for people who like their heads connected to their bodies, Obama claimed no action was needed. Why? Because it wasn’t as bad as it could be.

Fortunately for Obama the whole world was watching. So he seized the opportunity to open his mouth and breath out lies in order to sow discord among Americans. His deciet cloaked an inner desire that black hands would shed innocent whites’ blood.

His wicked heart schemed that in the chaos caused by racial strife, he could gain power. He has been waiting on the golf course for just this opportunity.

“We Got One!” Valerie Jarrett yells like Janine from Ghostbusters. And Obama’s feet were quick to rush to evil.

Since he gains power by racial strife, he magnifies that power by attracting the world’s attention. You see, the coward can’t stand by principles such as justice. He’s a scoundrel who hides behind the accusation of racism.

So as accusations of racism fly through the air like withering fire on the battle field, he uses that as cover fire, to plunder the authority and power that does not belonging to him.

Hey world, look at Ferguson, not ISIS.

The myth of an innocent black youth victimized by a racist cop makes sense to foreigners. The only things they know about American life come from through three sources: Hollywood, the NBA, and rap music. Notice a common theme?

The French are like, “Bonjour Jaques, did you hear about les nigérs in le USA rioting?”

“Oui, Jean Luc. America did not learn it’s lesson from le movie Green Mile.

The Germans are like, “Gustaf, did you know President Obama spoke of blacks burning down the shops?”

“Ja, Hans, ja! The Policemen probobly cut off the black boy’s Kinder Eggs like in ze movie Mississippi Burning.

Racism normally puts Americans into a defensive position. But with international attention, authority figures in Missouri will be more likely to make back room deals with black blackmailers such as Eric Holder just to make the problem, “go away.”

The wicked accepts a bribe in secret to pervert the ways of justice.

Proverbs 17:23

The standard by which Obama rules is not justice. It is fairness. The cause of fairness requires the perversion of justice and the suppression of truth.

So when international agencies scrutinize our policing tactics for human rights violations, that helps Obama’s cause. It’s only fair we submit to the United Nations.

Never mind the fact we created the United Nations to plausibly mettle in other counties’ affairs. Now it’s our turn to have our dirty laundry inspected. That’s what’s fair!

And our enemies pile on, mockingly admonishing us not to violate human rights. Obama snickers along with them.

Do you see the subconscious connection between ISIS and Furgeson? Injustice.

Justice demands we act in Iraq, but Obama says we won’t. Justice demands we wait for the truth in Ferguson then act accordingly. Obama demands we act immediately to punish white cops.

Injustice is the common theme in all of Obama’s actions. Vengeance is his goal. Since ISIS did nothing against him personally or any group he identifies with, he takes no action.

Since that press conference I mentioned, an unarmed American was killed by some Muslim cops. His name was Jim Foley. I recommend that Obama send Eric Holder over there to convene a grand jury to investigate. Meanwhile let us go down there and loot some Syrian convenience stores!

Robin Williams was an Actor

Robin Williams was an actor. I’m not sure you guys know that based on your response to his suicide last week.

On Facebook lots of people posted a picture of the Genie hugging Aladdin. Aw, isn’t that a nice farewell? Except the Genie was a creation by Disney artisans. Robin Williams just lent his voice to the movie project. Robin Williams was an actor.

Some people updated their status with an “Oh Captain, my Captain,” quote from Dead Peots Scociety where he inspired a classroom by saying:

"To quote from Whitman, ‘That you are here – that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.’

What will your verse be?"

Wow. Such an intellectual mind must have suffered deep torment to finailly kill itself, right? I mean, just read that quote! Doesn’t it give you goose bumps?

The problem is that this quote didn’t come from the mind of Robin Williams. It was crafted by screenwriter Tom Schulman. Robin Williams read those lines from the script in the movie because Robin Williams was an actor.

Speaking of toubled minds, how about the picture of Robin Williams and Matt Damon sitting on a bench in Boston’s Public Garden? No caption was needed for an image so poignant. If he could help that troubled math genius through the tribulations of his life, why couldn’t he help himself out of suicidal depression?

Guys, it’s because he was an actor. He wan’t really a professionally liscenced psychologist. You don’t think that Matt Damon was a math genius, do you?

Right now some people have had it and they’re like, “Jimmy, we know he was an actor! We loved him for the joy he brought us. Why do you have to bad-mouth the greatest comedic genius of our time?”

What? I’m not bad-mouthing John Candy! I’m talking about Robin Williams.

What I’m getting at is that our perception of reality is messed up.

Perception Deception

Man, who lives in a conceptual world, has always appreciated art inasmuch his leisure time afforded him. The problem is that our leisure time has taken over our whole lives. Thus, what was formerly an avocation called culture has morphed into an all-encompassing entertainment complex called pop culture.

Pop culture is so vivid and the sensory experience so realistic that we all think we actually knew Robin Willams.

Maybe Robin Williams lived his whole life in deep seated agony and depression. But when the director hollered “Action,” he sprung into character as a rambunctious whilrwind of jokes and impersonations.

We never saw him or knew him after the director said, “Cut, and that’s a wrap.” But there was this guy Robin Williams we all new and to us that man never wasn’t Robin Williams.

The number one suicide prevention factor is other people. But what happens when everwhere he went other people expected the Robin Williams to be Robin Williams? How can you be sad when everyone thinks you’re the Genie? How can you suffer emotionally when everyone thinks you’re the professor or psychologist, or a never-ending ball of pure joyful energy?

What happens when everybody loves you but nobody will give you work? What happens in the cruel business of show business when the young bucks running the studios now-a-days tell you how much they love you but the market’s just not there for another Robin Williams character? (They’re all kind of the same.)

If the whole world knows Robin Williams but doesn’t know Robin Williams where can Robin Williams go where he isn’t Robin Williams?

Perhaps in his mind it wasn’t suicide. Maybe he thought it’s time to lower the curtain on Robin Williams. The act’s over. He no longer had to play the role of Robin Williams.

The Powerful Play Must End

I believe the antidote for depression is reality, not a pill. I firmly believe all these pills they want us to pop shelter us from reality and therefore amplify suicidal tendencies.

The Robin Williams suicide tore a hole in the illusion our nation lives under. It showed a little piece of reality that we could not handle, so we popped some pills to escape the terrible emotions that this life under the sun deals us.

Russell Brand, in an essay, spoke for an entire generation of the disillusioned when he blamed the world for killing Robin Williams, the actor. He didn’t blame Robin Williams, the man.

Then he went on to denounce Fox News, who relay images of a reality he wants to avoid. And defiantly, he would celebrate Robin Williams, the actor, by watching Mrs. Doubtfire, a role that Robin Williams, the man, absolutely dreaded reviving.

The Tragic News Media

I heard a newscaster say Robin Williams suffered, a “tragic, unexpected death.” It wasn’t tragic. Neither fate nor chance dealt him death. He did. Death was exactly what he expected when he wrapped the belt around his neck.

Yet his death was unexpected. To them. The newscasters were incredulous that a comedian would be depressed and suicidal because they’re in the same business. The news media, together with Hollywood, and the advertisers of Madison Avenue are in the business of altering your perception of reality.

The Media sets out every day all day to alter your view of reality. Yet they ironically are so gullible as to believe the lies of their sister industries.

“How in the world could the Genie from Aladdin be depressed and suicidal?” They wonder.

I don’t know, news media. How could the foods that human beings been eating for all human history be killing us? Yet every day you’d have us believe that fat, salt, cholesterol, and now gluten are bad.

How could we call what gay men do to eachother in bed “love?” Yet that’s the perception you want America to have.

How is it that conservative Christians are the mean-spirited, hate-filled racists when it’s Islam beheading, murdering, and committing genocide all across the globe?

But you ignore that because the real reality ruins the illusion you’re hypnotyzing America to perceive.

What I’m pointing out is not inconsequential. Suicidal people choose to ultimately avoid reality rather than face it. Our whole nation is committing suicide rather than face reality.

When the United States of America elected Barack Obama they thought they were electing a movie character played by Will Smith. But the reality is that this despicable man is an enemy of the state and a traitor to our land. And we’d rather face the back side of curtains than face that fact.

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